# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/121 "2001-03-21T03:03:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*How much didn’t you get with the X-rated glasses? Or just wanting to see with your own two eyes? Well, I think I need a little help with this zipper back here, it feels a little stuck… \*\* Yes, with mine own eyes! The glasses are a bit grainy and a bit too blue for my own tastes … and I… I… Oh… Oh… O M G. WOW! Talk about your eye-popping visuals! ooo… I like I like I like… I need a pic now, **TruePisces** … are you on the People Pages??? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/122 "2001-03-21T03:12:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Yes, with mine own eyes! The glasses are a bit grainy and a bit too blue for my own tastes … and I… I… Oh… Oh… O M G. > > WOW! Talk about your eye-popping visuals! ooo… I like I like I like… \*\* I’m glad you like what you see. Would you like to inspect a little more closely? > [@](#): > > \*\* > I need a pic now, **TruePisces** … are you on the People Pages??? \*\* Sure am… Just a word, though… I’m not nearly as photogenic as **Tequila** is… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/123 "2001-03-21T03:21:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Of course I am. That’s why master **manhattan** paid the big bucks for me in the slave auction. \*\* OK, then, he paid big bucks. What are you gonna pay me? I accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and gratuitous sex. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/124 "2001-03-21T03:24:39Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* \*\*I’m glad you like what you see. Would you like to inspect a little more closely? [quote] \*\* Yes… closer… Closer… Closer still… oooo cannot see. Must try secondary sense… touch! And if THAT fails… Taste. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/125 "2001-03-21T03:30:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > **I’m glad you like what you see. Would you like to inspect a little more closely?** > > Yes… closer… Closer… Closer still… oooo cannot see. Must try secondary sense… touch! > > And if THAT fails… Taste. > > 😃 \*\* Ooh! Touch… seems… to… be… Um… Yeah. As I was saying… Touch… seems… Mmmm… Where was I? Touch… **OH BABY!** ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/126 "2001-03-21T03:34:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\* > > What are you gonna pay me? I accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and gratuitous sex. \*\* Pay _you_? **UncleBill** , that’s funny! You have been honored with my presence. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/127 "2001-03-21T03:40:16Z")
Honored with your PRESENTS? What do you have for me? I AM honored to be in your presence. Now let’s get nekkid and freaky. As long as **manhattan** doesn’t notice. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/128 "2001-03-21T03:46:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > Ooh! Touch… seems… to… be… > > Um… Yeah. > > As I was saying… Touch… seems… > > Mmmm… Where was I? > > Touch… > > **OH BABY!** \*\* All those in favor of me _touching_ TP, say AYE… \ Taste it is! \ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/129 "2001-03-21T03:54:06Z")
**UncleBill** , you talk too mcuh… :: pulls him back down behind the bar and reminds him of the pleasures of ice :: ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/130 "2001-03-21T04:36:14Z")
::silently ravishing **Arden Ranger’s** breasts while frantically tearing off clothes, hoping noone comes behind the bar looking for a corkscrew, unless they want to play:: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/131 "2001-03-21T04:41:35Z")
huh huh huh … he said “corkscrew”… hehehe ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/132 "2001-03-21T06:04:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > Oh my, that looks like fun. But… I’m a little… busy at the moment… > > Save some for me for later, dear, please? 🙂 \*\* Yeah, yeah…story of my life. Oh, well, I can wait… :mumble, grumble: (picked last for kickball, then this… :D) :starts in on the Godiva liqueur: ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/133 "2001-03-21T11:44:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*All those in favor of me _touching_ TP, say AYE… \ > > Taste it is! \ > \*\* Mmmm… I like a man who knows all the ways to use his tongue! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/134 "2001-03-21T11:46:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > \*\* > > Yeah, yeah…story of my life. Oh, well, I can wait… > > :mumble, grumble: > > (picked last for kickball, then this… :D) > > :starts in on the Godiva liqueur: > > \*\* But… I… You were… Oh damn. How can I EVER make it up to you? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/135 "2001-03-21T13:02:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Mmmm… I like a man who knows all the ways to use his tongue! \*\* Tongue-tied and twisted, just an Earth-bound misfit, I. \ Wow… my Teeming Mass is yearning to be free… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/136 "2001-03-21T16:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*\ Wow… my Teeming Mass is yearning to be free… \*\* Well, we can’t have it yearning, now can we? _reaches down to release **dan** ’s Teeming Mass_ Wow! And you were planning on putting that **WHERE**?!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/137 "2001-03-21T16:43:43Z")
:: blink blink :: : bluuuuushhh : **TruePisces** , do you have an AIM account, by any chance? Or Yahoo? Or ICQ? … ANYTHING?? 😃 [sub]phone number? fax? if I shout your name to the heavens, will I get a reply?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/138 "2001-03-21T18:11:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*:: blink blink :: > > : bluuuuushhh : > > **TruePisces** , do you have an AIM account, by any chance? Or Yahoo? Or ICQ? > > … ANYTHING?? 😃 > > [sub]phone number? fax? if I shout your name to the heavens, will I get a reply?[/sub] \*\* Now it’s my turn to _blush_ I don’t have any of the above at work… well, phone and fax, but… And as far as shouting my name to the heavens, I fear I am but a mortal girl, so unless I have a heavenly patron listening for my name, I would not hear such a sweet sound. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/139 "2001-03-21T18:38:19Z")
[quote] I don’t have any of the above at work… well, phone and fax, but… And as far as shouting my name to the heavens, I fear I am but a mortal girl, so unless I have a heavenly patron listening for my name, I would not hear such a sweet sound. [quote] Who said anything about work? I meant tonight, in the privacy of your own home! \ ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/140 "2001-03-21T22:30:20Z")
SexyWriter here…standing up to be counted. 🙂 Yes, I said SEXY dammit!! Is the fun all over, or is there still time to get a date? -L [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=8)