# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/141 "2001-03-21T22:56:26Z")
The name “Sexy” doesn’t get ya special treatment in here 'cause we are sexy. But if ya want to slip behind the bar with **UncleBill** and I, we’ll let you prove it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/142 "2001-03-21T23:32:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*The name “Sexy” doesn’t get ya special treatment in here 'cause we are sexy. > > But if ya want to slip behind the bar with **UncleBill** and I, we’ll let you prove it. 😉 \*\* Woo hoo! Count me in! I’m ready to try to live up to my name. How can I help you two back there? -L ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/143 "2001-03-21T23:39:34Z")
You take that end and I’ll take this end and we’ll meet in the middle. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/144 "2001-03-21T23:53:06Z")
Hey now. I want in on this sammich! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/145 "2001-03-22T00:08:45Z")
Hey, you guys wanna keep it down in here? I’m tryin’ to sleep! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/146 "2001-03-22T00:15:10Z")
I got a couple of somethings nice and soft for you to lay your head on, **Euty** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/147 "2001-03-22T00:44:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*I got a couple of somethings nice and soft for you to lay your head on, **Euty** \*\* Yeah, that’d be fine and comfy if it weren’t for these bumps here. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/148 "2001-03-22T01:01:49Z")
Well, okay.If you don’t want 'em I’ll just take my lush softness over and play with **SexyWriter** and torment **UncleBill**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/149 "2001-03-22T01:16:30Z")
Did I say I didn’t want them? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/150 "2001-03-22T01:30:34Z")
If you think you can live with the bumps they’re allll yours. But be careful, a man could suffocate. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/151 "2001-03-22T01:33:45Z")
Don’t worry. I brought my snorkel. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/152 "2001-03-22T01:36:56Z")
:: swoon :: ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/153 "2001-03-22T01:41:07Z")
Damn. Another one fainted on me. Who’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/154 "2001-03-22T01:51:20Z")
Who fainted? I just got a little light-headed there for a moment. Now, let’s try out that snorkle. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/155 "2001-03-22T01:55:28Z")
\*\*_TruePisces \*\* finishes bringing a smile to **dan’s** face and looks around for **LindyHopper** _ I told him I’d be here tonight for him… Well, if he waited for me, I can wait around for him. _goes to the chair in the corner and waits for her hand-cuff carrying man to arrive_ ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/156 "2001-03-22T01:55:28Z")
Sexy as in Writer? Damn straight you can have a date. As long as it’s with me! I was hoping you might show up here 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/157 "2001-03-22T01:55:53Z")
Say, anyone seen **Persephone**? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/158 "2001-03-22T02:16:14Z")
She’s with me, dan… now shaddap so I can talk to SW 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/159 "2001-03-22T02:29:16Z")
Gee, TM is taking all the good ones… I may have to take my whipped cream and chocolate syrup and go home… ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/160 "2001-03-22T02:29:20Z")
[Dan walks to the center of the room, bows gracefully…] I bid you all adieu! Flirt on, you crazy diamonds! [Exit.] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=9)