# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/161 "2001-03-22T02:35:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* Gee, TM is taking all the good ones… I may have to take my whipped cream and chocolate syrup and go home… \*\* Not so fast, mister! Since **Lindy** has yet to show up, I’m taking advantage of **YOU** for a time tonight. Now bring that whipped cream and chocolate syrup right over here… I’m sure we can find **some** way to prevent it from going to waste. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/162 "2001-03-22T03:05:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\* Gee, TM is taking all the good ones… I may have to take my whipped cream and chocolate syrup and go home… \*\* > > Not so fast, mister! Since **Lindy** has yet to show up, I’m taking advantage of **YOU** for a time tonight. Now bring that whipped cream and chocolate syrup right over here… I’m sure we can find **some** way to prevent it from going to waste. \*\* Well, if you shake a little something for me, I’ll shake up this whipped cream for you… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/163 "2001-03-22T03:30:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* Well, if you shake a little something for me, I’ll shake up this whipped cream for you… \*\* Your wish is my command. _ **TruePisces** shakes her…_ What was I supposed to shake again? ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/164 "2001-03-22T05:27:44Z")
Drat! Foiled again! This, THIS is what I get when I try to eat dinner and watch Jeopardy! Oh, phoo. Well, **TP** , I’m here again, but once again, you’re…um…occupied. Brassa-frackin’ frickin’ frackin’!! We certainly are having a hard time synchronizing, aren’t we? Oh, well. I comfort myself in the knowledge that _I’ve_ got the furry handcuffs, and _some_one will take me up on their use later…;)😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/165 "2001-03-22T05:41:30Z")
Lindy, hon…why are your handcuffs furry? Damnit I shaved my fur, I don’t want any fake stuff! Oh I forgot… \>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>[sub]streak[/sub]\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\< [sub] I hope Falcon sees this or I am indeed a moron.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/166 "2001-03-22T05:54:05Z")
I’ll tell you, being behind the bar with **Arden Ranger** and **SexyWriter** can really give a guy a GREAT workout! Phew! These wimmins are INSATIABLE! [sub](but I ain’t done yet, snicker, snicker!)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/167 "2001-03-22T05:55:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Lindy, hon…why are your handcuffs furry? Damnit I shaved my fur, I don’t want any fake stuff! > > \*\* Fake! Heaven forfend!! They’re geniune alpaca-fur-lined handcuffs (even better than most fur because it’s just shorn off–cruelty-free! Unless, of course, you count the cruelty of the other alpacas making fun of the new bald kid)!! Plus, I dyed the fur lavender. Want a test drive?? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/168 "2001-03-22T05:56:17Z")
Bill…if’n ya need any help back there…feel free to give me a lil’ wave 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/169 "2001-03-22T05:58:11Z")
_giggles_ I saw, hon! _laughs uncontrollably_ Thank you. I needed that. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/170 "2001-03-22T06:08:11Z")
Help me, help me! I have erogenous zones that are not being attended to! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/171 "2001-03-22T06:08:25Z")
Falcon…yes I will gladly play the fool to get a laugh 🙂 Well, Lindy, personally I prefer cold hard metal circling my flesh…or better yet…your’s. Need a touch of a bit to go with the sensuous. (Am I the only one who likes my bottom lip lightly bitten between those soft warm wet deep kisses??) Oh hey…I found this tin of Altoids in the corner…naw never mind…been overdone…let me go find a bottle of Aftershock and I’ll be right back…_evil grin_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/172 "2001-03-22T06:10:40Z")
I’m in heaven, or I will be as soon as **Tequila** gets back with a mouthfull of Aftershock! ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/173 "2001-03-22T06:11:07Z")
Hey, **Tequila** , I saw too … and I’ve got a lap right here! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/174 "2001-03-22T06:13:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Well, Lindy, personally I prefer cold hard metal circling my flesh…or better yet…your’s. Need a touch of a bit to go with the sensuous. (Am I the only one who likes my bottom lip lightly bitten between those soft warm wet deep kisses??) Oh hey…I found this tin of Altoids in the corner…naw never mind…been overdone…let me go find a bottle of Aftershock and I’ll be right back…_evil grin_ \*\* :eek: Can’t move…suddenly paralyzed…must…wait…for… **TM** … And no, you’re not the only one, but…_lightly_. I’m fragile…😉 On the other hand, there is something to be said for challenging one’s senses… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/175 "2001-03-22T06:19:47Z")
Well, sheesh apparently there isn’t anything I can come up with that’s new to this crowd…/me fills her mouth with Aftershock…“wha mmmm da rrr???” _drool_ (gulp) Oh, I did find some licorice in my freezer…“mmmmm, red vines”…C’mere Lindy…let me drool on ya and I’ll show ya the best way to melt licorice! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/176 "2001-03-22T06:24:11Z")
Hmmm… she jumps in my lap after disrobing, but her mouth still has AFTERSHOCK sensations after gulping (I love that word!) it down! Can you take THIS?!? ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/177 "2001-03-22T06:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Well, sheesh apparently there isn’t anything I can come up with that’s new to this crowd…/me fills her mouth with Aftershock…“wha mmmm da rrr???” _drool_ (gulp) > Oh, I did find some licorice in my freezer…“mmmmm, red vines”…C’mere Lindy…let me drool on ya and I’ll show ya the best way to melt licorice! \*\* Do tell, you brazen hussy! Or better yet, show! [sub]Jeez, could I beg any more here?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/178 "2001-03-22T06:32:32Z")
_ahem_ do you know how hard it is to suck while someone’s making you laugh? (On the plus side, my ears finally feel unblocked) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/179 "2001-03-22T06:45:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*_ahem_ do you know how hard it is to suck while someone’s making you laugh? (On the plus side, my ears finally feel unblocked) \*\* No, actually I don’t. Please demonstrate. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/180 "2001-03-22T06:46:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*_ahem_ do you know how hard it is to suck while someone’s making you laugh? (On the plus side, my ears finally feel unblocked) \*\* Ooh…you TEASE! Notice the use of the indefinite pronoun (or something) “someone”, all? OK, OK, I’ll settle down. :chanting: I _won’t_ be jealous, I _WON’T_ be jealous… If by any chance you meant me, darling… On what? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=10)