# Screw Mitt and Obama, here is our next Prez **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496 "2012-06-27T19:46:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/1 "2012-06-27T19:46:21Z")
OK, I have found the guy I am supporting for President. If you read up on him I think all correct thinking dopers will agree. Here is a candidate we can all support. [Vermin Supreme](http://www.verminsupreme.com/) His platform includes such planks as: [ul] [li]Free ponies for all Americans (and a pony based economy)[/li][li]Zombie apocalypse awareness[/li][li] Mandatory tooth brushing[/li][/ul] What’s not to like? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/2 "2012-06-27T19:48:26Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > [Vermin Supreme](http://www.verminsupreme.com/) I had one of those on my last trip to Taco Bell. I urge fellow Dopers not to make the same mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/3 "2012-06-27T19:49:42Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > I had one of those on my last trip to Taco Bell. I urge fellow Dopers not to make the same mistake. Wow, I didn’t know that Taco Bell even took over the underground fried rat market! ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/4 "2012-06-27T19:51:00Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > I had one of those on my last trip to Taco Bell. I urge fellow Dopers not to make the same mistake. Come on you have to admit that burrito would make a great president. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/5 "2012-06-27T21:00:07Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Wow, I didn’t know that Taco Bell even took over the underground fried rat market! Yeah, the StrongintheArms came up short on their taxes and lost the monopoly. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/6 "2012-06-28T00:21:58Z")
Well, he seems a hell of a lot better than Vermin Inferior. That guy sure sucked. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/7 "2012-06-28T00:38:11Z")
They can make me brush my teeth when they put it in my cold dead hand… I then I guess put it in my cold dead mouth and move it in an up and down circular motion. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/8 "2012-06-28T00:49:10Z")
Is his brother’s name Virus? ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-mitt-and-obama-here-is-our-next-prez/626496/9 "2012-06-28T04:58:07Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > Is his brother’s name Virus? No I think it’s Burrito.