# Screw Tackt

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 12, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174 "2005-07-12T14:00:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174/41 "2005-07-12T23:46:49Z")

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Oh, and for the record, I’m a highly successful English major.

Which, admittedly, is almost indistinguishable from being an abject failure in almost any other line of work. I do have a nifty carboard sign that says, “Will deconstruct dialecticals for food,” but I don’t get a lot of offers.

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174/42 "2005-07-13T03:04:32Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I do have a nifty carboard sign that says…

Carboard, eh?

Signed,

Fellow Successful English Major

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174/43 "2005-07-13T03:05:32Z")

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What can I say? I went to State.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174/44 "2005-07-13T03:18:28Z")

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> [@Ludy](#):
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> Who drinks beer while inthe shower!?!?!?!?

I do, quite often. I really like to drink beer in the shower for some reason, but I drink from a can so there’s no bottle caps in my shower.

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174/45 "2005-07-13T03:37:55Z")

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I’d rather not screw Tackt, but I’d _love_ to screw Gackt.

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174/46 "2005-07-13T06:15:48Z")

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> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> This is the Pit and we’re a tough crowd

Awesome

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-tackt/312174/47 "2005-07-14T01:25:03Z")

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> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> Don’t take it too personally. This is the Pit and we’re a tough crowd.  
> \<snip\>

{creaky old lady’s voice} I remember way back when, when I first visited the Pit. I thought it was terrible, all that swearing and people being so mean. Then, something changed…{/colv}

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