# Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716 "2011-11-03T05:06:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/181 "2011-11-19T03:00:28Z")
It was made by Martin Joiner: [http://butterscotchworld.co.uk/martin/Video-Player.php?video=Leader](http://butterscotchworld.co.uk/martin/Video-Player.php?video=Leader) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/182 "2011-11-19T03:12:03Z")
Brief interview with Justin & Scooter from earlier in the day (man, people get stuff online fast!) Scooter is all pissed and Justin’s like “Meh. Whatever.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/driWVwHMSRI/hqdefault.jpg "Justin Bieber Exclusive: Paternity Test Still On") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=driWVwHMSRI) ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/183 "2011-11-19T05:57:06Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > HA! Hadn’t heard that one. My husband’s theory was babies are divided into two camps: Winston Churchill or Dwight D. Eisenhower. When my daughter was a baby we used to call her Winston. I thought she was unique. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/184 "2011-11-21T08:18:53Z")
Shameless bump while we breathlessly await the DNA test results. I think I figured out how Mariah came across what could be perceived as credible evidence… [Apparenly he is in the habit of leaving a trail of dirty underwear](http://entertainment.stv.tv/tv/280936-olly-murs-stole-justin-biebers-pants/) Favorite gag-inducing quote: “They were obviously used.” :eek: Note, since I first read the article the site has added an autoplay video, which nicely coincides (not) with an autoplay advert on the right side of the screen. :rolleyes: Pause one or the other (or both). For some reason they’ve decided to include a video clip from like 3 years ago where he looks like a twerp. Man, I can’t believe what a difference a couple years makes. ---
**Author:** ![BeaMyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@BeaMyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeaMyra)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/185 "2011-12-02T08:47:01Z")
So what’s up with this now? ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/186 "2011-12-02T09:33:03Z")
> [@BeaMyra](#): > > So what’s up with this now? Don’t get me started! So he VOLUNTARILY took a DNA cheek-swipe in full-on “come at me, bro” mode. Mariah is all “um what the who now?” Then said [her lawyers] “Oh wait but you didn’t take the test where I approved of.” There is more but I’m too tipsy to proffer it. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/187 "2011-12-02T13:29:06Z")
The scamer’s lawyer’s argument that the test is invalid because no one from her camp was present at the time of the sampling does not hold up. Paternity DNA testing lab sampling is set up to preserve the chain of evidence. Either this lawyer a nutter or he is clueless about paternity testing. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/188 "2011-12-02T21:23:51Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > The last thing I read about this talked about how all her friends were pointing out on her Facebook wall that she’s always said the baby was from her ex-boyfriend, and she had been begging people to stop leaving such messages. That was the point where I decided it was over. > > I didn’t find the Facebook part again, but [here’s the stuff](http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/04/justin-bieber-baby-accuser-mariah-yeater-boyfriend/) about her previously blaming the ex-boyfriend for the pregnancy. Was looking on [TMZ.com](http://TMZ.com) for something else and stumbled on [the article](http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/17/justin-bieber-baby-mama-text-messages/) I was talking about. My memory was a little faulty: it was a text. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/189 "2011-12-02T21:33:32Z")
Too bad it seems like this is dying a quiet death. I wanted to see her get hit hard with a slander/libel/defamation of character suit. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/190 "2011-12-03T07:36:56Z")
Oooooh lord. ::gossip huddle:: Yeater smoking pot in front of kids: [http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980848429](http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980848429) Further clicking…Supposed baby-daddy arrested for burglary and meth possession. METH POSSESSION!!! 😮 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716.md?page=9)