# Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716 "2011-11-03T05:06:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/81 "2011-11-05T07:24:59Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Conceived by her husband? I don’t know anything about Britney Spears except I’d do her, so you’re going to have to clue me in. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/82 "2011-11-05T09:05:18Z")
Latest: Yeater’s ex-boyfriend (whom she apparently cheated on :rolleyes: ) is calling bullcrap. [http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/justin-bieber-baby-all-a-scam-says-yeaters-ex/story-e6frf7jo-1226186587805](http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/justin-bieber-baby-all-a-scam-says-yeaters-ex/story-e6frf7jo-1226186587805) > [@](#): > > “I know it’s not Justin Bieber,” Terranova said. “She just wants money. It’s a scam.” ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/83 "2011-11-05T14:48:23Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > This story did get me to thinking about an odd catch 22. A mother has every right to expect child support from the father. Yet in cases like this exercising that right puts mom in legal jeopardy. > > I’m glad the sex charge is only a misdemeanor in this case. > > It would be horrible for any mother to raise a child without child support because they were too frightened to ask for it. The child shouldn’t experience poverty just because one parent was underage. Wha??? If a woman rapes an underage boy, she should expect to ride the child support gravy train for 18 to 21 years? That goes against the basic principle that you shouldn’t be able to profit from your own crime. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/84 "2011-11-05T18:31:48Z")
She wouldn’t. The child would. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/85 "2011-11-05T19:44:21Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > She wouldn’t. The child would. > > Regards, > Shodan BWAHAHAHAHA HA! Yeah, I’m sure the $30k/month or whatever that she would get from Justin Bieber would go to diapers and formula. Anyways, even if the child did get it all, why should a rape victim have to pay for it? ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/86 "2011-11-05T19:48:51Z")
We’re talking about three years difference in age. A lot of high school juniors & seniors date 18 and 19 year olds. That was certainly the case in my high school. That’s why nearly every state has some kind of three year difference in age rule. Most states say it’s not rape if the ages are that close. Calif is weird and makes it a misdemeanor. Which is still a minor offense. A 38 year old cougar and a sixteen year old boy is something totally different. That’s not the case here with Bieber and this girl that’s accusing him. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/87 "2011-11-05T23:30:52Z")
[This website](http://truthquake.com/2011/11/03/exclusive-love-child-mom-rape-cries-ignored-photos-bought-off-incriminating-justin-bieber/) claims that Bieber raped the girl, and that her cries of rape were ignored, and that she was left to sit for hours while waiting to speak to security afterwards, and so she gave up and left. It also says that a photographer was paid $200,000 for photos of Bieber after this particular concert, for mysterious reasons. Also, rumor is that Selena Gomez has broken up with Bieber, because the things that Yeater claims he said to her were the same things that he’s said to Selena. My first thought was that this was a mentally unstable young lady and that this would be unfounded soon and go away. Now it seems maybe it’s a bit more complicated than that. Fortunately, there’s DNA to settle it eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/88 "2011-11-05T23:38:39Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > [This website](http://truthquake.com/2011/11/03/exclusive-love-child-mom-rape-cries-ignored-photos-bought-off-incriminating-justin-bieber/) claims that Bieber raped the girl, and that her cries of rape were ignored, and that she was left to sit for hours while waiting to speak to security afterwards, and so she gave up and left. Here’s why I don’t buy into claims like this. The Bieber is said to have multiple handlers around him at all times. Likely for this very reason. The kid has attracted some seriously unstable fans and the fact that it’s taken this long for someone to shout “Justin Bieber is my baby’s daddy!” is a miracle. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/89 "2011-11-05T23:43:36Z")
Yes, but also you do hear about managers or other handlers hand-picking fans out of the crowd to personally meet with stars, and by personally meet with I do mean go into a room alone and fuck. You do hear of that. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/90 "2011-11-05T23:45:10Z")
Alice, that website has a UFO section. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/91 "2011-11-05T23:47:08Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Alice, that website has a UFO section. Oh, yeah, I was going to include a disclaimer that I couldn’t verify the veracity of that site. [Emily Litella]Never mind.[/EL] ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/92 "2011-11-05T23:53:47Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Also, rumor is that Selena Gomez has broken up with Bieber, because the things that Yeater claims he said to her were the same things that he’s said to Selena. > **[Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber -- Hand-in-Hand](https://www.tmz.com/2011/11/05/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-photo/#.TrXMYnIg_m0)** > > Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber held hands as they entered an MTV Europe event in Northern Ireland this evening. > **[Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Still Together, Rep Says](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/selena-gomez-dumps-justin-bieber_n_1077348)** > > Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Still Together, Rep Says ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/93 "2011-11-06T00:01:49Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Yes, but also you do hear about managers or other handlers hand-picking fans out of the crowd to personally meet with stars, and by personally meet with I do mean go into a room alone and fuck. You do hear of that. You do hear about that. You don’t typically hear about it when the teenybopper involved is _16_. You also hear about teen stars dating other teen stars (and by dating I do mean fucking until the sun comes up). It looks like Bieber’s found that and his management doesn’t seem to care (nor should they). But screwing groupies after a show when he’s still underage? I highly doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/94 "2011-11-06T00:42:23Z")
> [@](#): > > He contacted his friend who was the photographer at the event, and he said he was paid $200,000 by Bieber’s handlers for pictures of the singer after the October 25, 2010 Los Angeles Staples Center concert covered with sweat, his t-shirt ripped and his hair out of place. Yeah, because Justin is really shy about being sweaty, having a messed up shirt and his hair being out of place. [http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/110311\_bieber\_abs\_new\_600111103145651.jpg](http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/110311_bieber_abs_new_600111103145651.jpg) [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdf52Wjrr1qjemg4o1_500.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdf52Wjrr1qjemg4o1_500.jpg) I have no problem believing girls are being cherry picked from the audience for him to have sex with, but I don’t buy that someone screaming “RAPE” in an arena swarming with people would be ignored by EVERYONE. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/95 "2011-11-06T00:48:29Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Alice, that website has a UFO section. They also claim Beyonce and Jay-Z are Illuminati, LOL. [http://truthquake.com/2011/11/04/kelly-rowland-beyonce-expecting-baby-girl/](http://truthquake.com/2011/11/04/kelly-rowland-beyonce-expecting-baby-girl/) ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/96 "2011-11-06T02:23:21Z")
Well, you know, you don’t really know what all they could be doing up in Hollyweird… ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/97 "2011-11-06T02:39:21Z")
Debra Opri is the lawyer that secured paternity rights for Larry Birkhead in gaining custody of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn. Opri’s analysis of the case. Sounds like the accuser may get a payoff without having to prove paternity. Opri has handled a bunch of messy celebrity stories. She’d know how things work in Hollyweird. > [@](#): > > I’m sure there are things going on behind the scenes to _get her out of the media_ and a deal that way, so the question is how far she’s willing to go and what’s her price tag. It’s a chess game at this point in time. > > **What would you do if you were Bieber, or representing Bieber?** > Here’s my view because I deal with celebrities all the time: when you look at this event, it’s only being looked at through: how is this going to hurt my career? So if they need, behind closed doors, to say to her, “Look, we’re going to pay you off, it’s done, we’ll settle out with you but go away,” > **[The Case Against Justin Bieber](https://www.thedailybeast.com/justin-bieber-paternity-case-analyzed-by-attorney-debra-opri/)** > > Legal expert Debra Opri, who handled the Anna Nicole Smith case, weighs in on Justin Bieber’s paternity drama. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/98 "2011-11-06T02:42:56Z")
Seems like a lot of trouble to go to, and practically admits guilt, when he could just get a paternity test and that settles that. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/99 "2011-11-06T02:46:28Z")
It depends on whether Justin has been messing with groupies. 😃 One blonde looks like another when you only have sex for 30 seconds. It sounds like their alleged encounter lasted less than a few minutes. He may not recall this lady but he’s nervous about the paternity test too. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/100 "2011-11-06T02:56:46Z")
I’m posting way too much in a thread that’s about Justin Bieber, but just one last time… he has said publicly that he wants to be a young father. Here’s your chance, Justin! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716.md?page=6)