# Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716 "2011-11-03T05:06:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/161 "2011-11-17T23:39:43Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > Insane. Words to live by: “Don’t stick yer dick in teh crazy.” ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/162 "2011-11-17T23:39:56Z")
Access hollywood says suit was dropped: [404 Not Found](http://www.accesshollywood.com/justin-bieber) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/163 "2011-11-17T23:59:07Z")
> [@lindsaybluth](#): > > Access hollywood says suit was dropped: [Access: Entertainment News, Celebrity, TV, Music & Movie Videos | Access](http://www.accesshollywood.com/justin-bieber) I think what happened is the hearing that was supposed to happen in December has been cancelled because he agreed to the DNA test voluntarily. But she’s still looking for child support as I understand it. It’s kinda confusing. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/164 "2011-11-18T00:45:55Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > Yeah, if the link is the one posted a couple pages ago those were the old lawyers - douche-tastic. Yes, sort of. She had a Chicago lawyer who tried to get some movement out of Beiber’s camp, but was [rebuffed](http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-11-09/news/30379901_1_bieber-fever-justin-bieber-paternity). Then she had a couple of California lawyers sue Bieber. Bieber’s lawyer [agreed](http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/16/justin-bieber-mariah-yeater-paternity-lawsuit-dismissed/?adid=hero2) to have a DNA test done, so the woman had her own case discontinued without prejudice (meaning she could start it up again later) and the two California lawers quit. Now her Chicago lawyer is [still trying](http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/16/mariah-yeater-lawyer-jeffrey-leving-justin-bieber-paternity-dna/?adid=hero4)to get some movement from Bieber. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/165 "2011-11-18T03:28:13Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > She had a Chicago lawyer who tried to get some movement out of Beiber’s camp More fiber. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/166 "2011-11-18T03:37:00Z")
I think it might still come out that Justin Bieber is the new Jesse James, with sex addiction and sleazy women coming out of the woodwork eventually. That boy just looks shifty. (Just kidding, Bieber fans. Don’t kill me.) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/167 "2011-11-18T04:09:23Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > (Just kidding, Bieber fans. Don’t kill me.) Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’m the only Bieber fan on the board and I have a sense of humor about it. As far as scandalous things go, I’ve noticed in him a bordering-on-creepy obsession with little kids and babies. :dubious: That having been said, whenever asked who he’s crushing on he always replies: “Beyonce!” Well I just don’t know what all. He is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/168 "2011-11-18T04:16:18Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Weird isn’t it? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/169 "2011-11-18T07:06:46Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > More fiber. Yeh, shit all over her and her lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/170 "2011-11-18T07:25:20Z")
The last thing I read about this talked about how all her friends were pointing out on her Facebook wall that she’s always said the baby was from her ex-boyfriend, and she had been begging people to stop leaving such messages. That was the point where I decided it was over. I didn’t find the Facebook part again, but [here’s the stuff](http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/04/justin-bieber-baby-accuser-mariah-yeater-boyfriend/) about her previously blaming the ex-boyfriend for the pregnancy. ---
**Author:** ![BeaMyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@BeaMyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeaMyra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/171 "2011-11-18T11:01:24Z")
It seems rough that any woman can simply point a finger and cry “father” without any further proof and you have to submit to a test. Unless Bieber is screwing around with so many women he doesn’t have a clue who or who he has not been with. Did you ever see Paul McCartney’s “love child?” His love child looks like they took Paul McCartney and put a cheap wig and dress on Paul himself. I remember thinking to myself, you don’t have to bother with a DNA test for that one, she looks exactly like him ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/172 "2011-11-18T14:59:08Z")
> [@BeaMyra](#): > > Did you ever see Paul McCartney’s “love child?” > > His love child looks like they took Paul McCartney and put a cheap wig and dress on Paul himself. I remember thinking to myself, you don’t have to bother with a DNA test for that one, she looks exactly like him LOL, I couldn’t find a picture so I’ll take your word for it. The thing that cracks me up is this Yeater woman is claiming “My baby looks exactly like Justin!” It’s a BABY it doesn’t look like ANYONE yet! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/173 "2011-11-18T15:23:14Z")
Paternity test goes down tomorrow. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/sL_ke4d_dP8/maxresdefault.jpg "Justin Bieber talks to Hot97 Morning Show") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL_ke4d_dP8) (If I did that right it should start at the discussion, if not skip to around 2:30) Edit: Nope, didn’t work, lol. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/174 "2011-11-18T15:30:07Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > As far as scandalous things go, I’ve noticed in him a bordering-on-creepy obsession with little kids and babies. :dubious: He’s a religious kid who was homeschooled (I think). Hanging out with little kids (and enjoying it and wanting your own someday) is practically a requirement. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/175 "2011-11-18T15:39:35Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > He’s a religious kid who was homeschooled (I think). Hanging out with little kids (and enjoying it and wanting your own someday) is practically a requirement. No he went to regular school (I remember him talking about getting kicked out of class a lot) but now he has a tutor, obviously, that goes on tour with him. But yes, his family is EXTREMELY religious. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/176 "2011-11-18T17:48:34Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > LOL, I couldn’t find a picture so I’ll take your word for it. The thing that cracks me up is this Yeater woman is claiming “My baby looks exactly like Justin!” It’s a BABY it doesn’t look like ANYONE yet! Well, maybe Winston Churchill. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/177 "2011-11-18T18:03:20Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Well, maybe Winston Churchill. Or Uncle Fester. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/178 "2011-11-18T18:15:14Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Or Uncle Fester. HA! Hadn’t heard that one. My husband’s theory was babies are divided into two camps: Winston Churchill or Dwight D. Eisenhower. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/179 "2011-11-18T23:01:20Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Well, maybe Winston Churchill. Obligatory [Winston Churchill](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7otFNIIPGc) baby vid. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716/180 "2011-11-19T01:44:40Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Obligatory [Winston Churchill](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7otFNIIPGc) baby vid. HAHA. How did you ever find such a thing? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-the-bieber-and-go-to-jail-priceless/601716.md?page=10)