# Screw you, okcupid web site designers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 7, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855 "2019-09-07T22:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/21 "2019-09-16T16:36:28Z")
I mean, that does sound like a stupid interface, but maybe you should stop trying to put greetings on separate lines in OKCupid messages. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/22 "2019-09-16T17:08:38Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > That seems really And you win the internet for the day. ---
**Author:** ![BorgHunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@BorgHunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BorgHunter)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/23 "2019-09-16T18:35:12Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I mean, that does sound like a stupid interface, but maybe you should stop trying to put greetings on separate lines in OKCupid messages. Dearest Mildred, I find your profile daguerreotype utterly enthralling. It is my fondest desire that you also find me similarly dashing; perhaps we could indulge in an exchange of saucy ankle pictures? Kindly post them by Pony Express at your nearest convenience, that I may receive them in the coming weeks. Yours most sincerely, Wm. Fitzgerald, Esq. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/24 "2019-09-16T18:36:08Z")
“The tip of my quill positively shivers with anticipation at writing your name once more.” ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/25 "2019-09-16T20:04:04Z")
I use it purely for validation but unless it’s changed very recently I was able to read some messages not that long (within the past year for sure) ago. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/26 "2019-09-16T20:04:24Z")
Actually, more guys out there in the dating world should be sending saucy ankle pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/27 "2019-09-16T20:37:45Z")
Joke’s on you - you can’t see my ankle when it’s covered in sauce! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/28 "2019-09-16T22:19:15Z")
The Saucy Ankle had the worst buffalo wings I’ve ever tasted. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/29 "2019-09-16T23:54:11Z")
ANKLES OR GTFO! secret text to make the joke work ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/30 "2019-09-17T00:11:40Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > I’d happily pay considerably more than [Match.com](http://Match.com) or eHarmony charge to have classic OKCupid back. I wouldn’t give you a dime for a year’s worth of access to any of the others. > > I want the 10,000 questions and the algorithm that matches people based on them. Not 16 shallow questions and freaking photo. The questions are still there, just harder to find if you know to look for them, aaaand I pay for okcupid and the bajillion match questions aren’t really that great either, if this is what you get for paying for it, if I go to [match.com](http://match.com) or eharmony, man those likes or looks or whatever it is, those messages better be delivered on gold gilded linen paper by divine doves from on high with trumpets and ruffles and flourishes. **Really** , sometimes less is more and I gotta say, you got some very saucy ankles ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/31 "2019-09-17T14:04:10Z")
_bites lip_ This stupid site won’t let me show you everything I want to. Why don’t you sign up at [www.incrediblyobviouscamgirlscam.com](http://www.incrediblyobviouscamgirlscam.com) and I can show you the whole lower leg? The first week is free if you use my code #saucysockarea. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855/32 "2019-09-17T14:37:19Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Actually, more guys out there in the dating world should be sending saucy ankle pictures. Well-turned? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-okcupid-web-site-designers/839855.md?page=1)