# Screw you, ya liberal pussies. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229 "2009-02-03T07:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![stucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@stucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stucky)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/1 "2009-02-03T07:11:40Z")
I’m retired after 40 years as a cop. I have some suggestions for new legislation: ``` RPG's should be issued to radar operators and anyone going 10 MPH or more over the speed limit is fair game. Dumbshits that argue after they're arrested should be shot. If someone says "I want your badge number", shove the badge up their ass. Rapists and child molesters should be executed upon arrest, fuck their right to a trial. The punishment should fit the crime, if you beat up some poor woman then she should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching. Just my opinion. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/2 "2009-02-03T07:15:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Rapists and child molesters should be executed upon arrest, fuck their right to > a trial. Your opinion is moronic. Just my opinion. Enjoy your retirement. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/3 "2009-02-03T07:20:04Z")
I suspect the OP is trolling. Time will tell. In case you are not, might I point out that, given that you presumably do not want to execute anyone and everyone, we will need some way to determine who is a rapist/child molester and who is not. That trial you would have us forgo is meant to be the procedure for doing just this. (Or would you prefer to allow any old accusation from a cop to lead to summary execution with no oversight? I suppose you would… at least, I would suppose so if I didn’t overridingly suspect you were trolling instead). ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/4 "2009-02-03T07:24:07Z")
Try the decaf. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/5 "2009-02-03T07:26:39Z")
Also on the agenda; therapy for cranky old ex-cops. Remember kids, if you’re not for summary execution of anyone that some old crank has a beef with i.e. speeders and child molestors, you’re a fucking liberal pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/6 "2009-02-03T07:32:03Z")
The shitty thing is a lot of cops really think like this. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/7 "2009-02-03T07:40:37Z")
I blame jazz. Jazz and cubism. ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/8 "2009-02-03T07:42:13Z")
The OP’s anger is understandable. **stucky** was obviously forced into retirement by the de-Baathification laws passed after the Saddam regime was overthrown by the US invasion. Cheer up, **stucky**. I’m sure you were Saddam’s favorite. ---
**Author:** ![stucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@stucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stucky)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/9 "2009-02-03T07:45:02Z")
I think every one of you is right. P.S. I quit trolling when I got married. Don’t know what it means to you all. I’m old remember? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/10 "2009-02-03T07:52:49Z")
Those cubists…a sneaky bunch they are. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/11 "2009-02-03T07:56:49Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > I’m retired after 40 years as a cop. Sure, you are. I believe you. Completely. Officer. ---
**Author:** ![Jaglavak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85f322/32.png) [@Jaglavak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaglavak)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/12 "2009-02-03T07:57:09Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > The punishment should fit the crime, if you beat up some poor woman then she should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching. I don’t know about your end of town, but around here the wife beaters always seem to show up looking like they, um, resisted arrest. I don’t have too much of a problem with that. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/13 "2009-02-03T08:15:47Z")
What do you think we should do with cops who abuse their power? ---
**Author:** ![stucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@stucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stucky)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/14 "2009-02-03T08:20:21Z")
Bryan…don’t know why you don’t believe me. I started when I was 22 and retired at 62. I’m 65 now. Rigamarole…I think the same thing applies to cops that abuse their power, if they beat someone up for no reason then beat the crap out of them. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/15 "2009-02-03T08:27:07Z")
**Stucky** , why don’t you be quiet and stop giving police officers a bad name? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/16 "2009-02-03T08:43:47Z")
Is there as much forced sodomy on the force as your casual belligerence would lead me to believe? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/17 "2009-02-03T09:18:30Z")
If you haven’t done anything wrong, then you haven’t anything to fear. Remember, the policeman is your friend. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/18 "2009-02-03T09:20:03Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > Bryan…don’t know why you don’t believe me. Sure, I believe you. Really. I do. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/19 "2009-02-03T09:32:15Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > ``` > The punishment should fit the crime > > ``` equals > [@stucky](#): > > ``` > RPG's should be issued to radar operators and anyone going 10 MPH or more > over the speed limit is fair game. > > ``` > [@stucky](#): > > ``` > Dumbshits that argue after they're arrested should be shot. > > ``` 😕 I don’t really follow your logic here. I don’t think I could even if you explained it. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/20 "2009-02-03T09:33:42Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Is there as much forced sodomy on the force as your casual belligerence would lead me to believe? Oh, god, I hope so. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=2)