# Screw you, ya liberal pussies. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229 "2009-02-03T07:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/21 "2009-02-03T09:48:57Z")
Obvious troll is obvious. About stucky Biography I was born in a little log cabin. My first job was baiting hooks at a fishing lake for people that didn’t want to handle the bait. I got so good at it that I was promoted to Mater Baiter. Location In a state of disarray. Interests Amateur nose picking. Occupation To drive my wife nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/22 "2009-02-03T09:55:25Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > ``` > Rapists and child molesters should be executed upon arrest, fuck their right to > a trial. > > The punishment should fit the crime..., > > ``` Heh. Moron. ---
**Author:** ![Carson\_O\_Genic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/23 "2009-02-03T10:29:39Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I blame jazz. Jazz and cubism. The encephalopathic version of the latter with especial virulence in this case. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/24 "2009-02-03T10:32:59Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I blame jazz. Jazz and cubism. Mime too. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/25 "2009-02-03T10:56:16Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I blame jazz. Jazz and cubism. I blame jizz. Jizz and bukkake. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/26 "2009-02-03T11:18:36Z")
Where are the references to intense sex and sandwiches in this thread? I am NOT pleased. ---
**Author:** ![tagos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tagos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tagos)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/27 "2009-02-03T11:22:28Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > Where are the references to intense sex and sandwiches in this thread? I am NOT pleased. Somebody should be shot. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/28 "2009-02-03T11:23:32Z")
Don’t forget oatmeal. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/29 "2009-02-03T11:27:50Z")
> [@Indistinguishable](#): > > I suspect the OP is trolling. Time will tell. No, I’m pretty sure Stucky is actually a 65 year-old ex-cop. Who else would post something [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10776510&postcount=48) erudite? ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/30 "2009-02-03T11:41:43Z")
Yeah, that was some cute, harmless, only mildly offensive fun until that comment. ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/31 "2009-02-03T12:08:15Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > If you haven’t done anything wrong, then you haven’t anything to fear. > > Remember, the policeman is your friend. Not picking on you **LouisB** , but I’ve seen this theme before on these boards and I believe this philosophy is dangerously flawed. A policeman enforces the law, he is _not_ your friend. By all means, be civil to a policeman, but don’t be under any illusion that he is your friend. That said, civility does not apply to these [fuckers](http://www.mg.co.za/article/2009-02-02-zuma-convoy-blamed-for-killing-pedestrian). They deserve nothing but scorn and contempt. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/32 "2009-02-03T12:33:28Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > The punishment should fit the crime, if you beat up some poor woman then she > should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching. > > ``` > Just my opinion. > > ``` Being beaten up by a crippled woman? doesn’t sound so painful, I’m game. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/33 "2009-02-03T12:33:41Z")
I think all 16 year-old male high-school students posing as retired cops on message boards to add credence to their “edgy” opinions should be sentenced to [death by elephant](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_elephant). ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/34 "2009-02-03T12:47:06Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > I started when I was 22 and retired at 62. I’m 65 now Ah, so we’re a little too late to hold out hope for a “last day before retirement” bullet? ---
**Author:** ![Roonwit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Roonwit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roonwit)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/35 "2009-02-03T13:17:52Z")
> [@Mellivora\_capensis](#): > > Not picking on you **LouisB** , but I’ve seen this theme before on these boards and I believe this philosophy is dangerously flawed. A policeman enforces the law, he is _not_ your friend. > > By all means, be civil to a policeman, but don’t be under any illusion that he is your friend. I think you’ve been whooshed. That, or you have a guilty conscience. Look, if you’ll just tell us what you’ve done now, it’ll make things much easier for you. We’re just trying to help you out. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/36 "2009-02-03T13:26:57Z")
Damn it dad, back in your room! I told you to stay off the internet! (But thanks for helping me beat on the liberal douches a bit, I appreciate it. _high five_) ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/37 "2009-02-03T13:30:59Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Damn it dad, back in your room! I told you to stay off the internet! (But thanks for helping me beat on the liberal douches a bit, I appreciate it. _high five_) Hmmm…the Objectivist lies down with the fascist. We’re doomed, I tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![Discordia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Discordia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Discordia)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/38 "2009-02-03T13:32:15Z")
Dude, you’re an awful troll. Are you even trying? ---
**Author:** ![Carson\_O\_Genic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/39 "2009-02-03T13:45:42Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > I think all 16 year-old male high-school students posing as retired cops on message boards to add credence to their “edgy” opinions should be sentenced to [death by elephant](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_elephant). Wouldn’t that be “sticky”? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/40 "2009-02-03T14:07:08Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Damn it dad, back in your room! I told you to stay off the internet! (But thanks for helping me beat on the liberal douches a bit, I appreciate it. _high five_) If that’s what you think beating on liberal douches is, I’d hate to see what you consider losing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=3)