# Screw you, ya liberal pussies. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229 "2009-02-03T07:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/41 "2009-02-03T14:14:09Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > I was born in a little log cabin. My first job was baiting hooks at a fishing lake for people that didn’t want to handle the bait. I got so good at it that I was promoted to Mater Baiter. Why would baiting hooks lead one to bait one’s mother? And why is baiting mothers a promotion? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/42 "2009-02-03T14:17:25Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > I’m retired after 40 years as a cop. I have some suggestions for new legislation: > > … > > ``` > The punishment should fit the crime, if you beat up some poor woman then she > should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching. > > Just my opinion. > > ``` OK, the last one I’m cool with, it’s got a certain symmetry to it, as Zathras would put it. Otherwise, yeah, try the decaf… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/43 "2009-02-03T14:33:48Z")
Fucking coding… ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/44 "2009-02-03T14:37:06Z")
> [@Roonwit](#): > > I think you’ve been whooshed… //take two// You’re probably right. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/45 "2009-02-03T14:41:43Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > I’m 65 now. Your profile says you’re 66. Happy birthday. ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/46 "2009-02-03T14:54:52Z")
Hey, I happen to _like_ liberal pussies. Conservative pussies are _so_ dry. . . . Since you’re new here, **stucky** , I’ll give you a tip: **Marley23** is one of _our_ cops; and he may be watching you. And if you haven’t caught on yet, you blew the Master Baiter joke. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/47 "2009-02-03T14:55:22Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > Being beaten up by a crippled woman? doesn’t sound so painful, I’m game. 😛 It can be, if her disability requires the use of #10 DORRANCE STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS! Wouldn’t be pretty… ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/48 "2009-02-03T14:55:35Z")
Christ, what are they putting in the donuts these days? ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/49 "2009-02-03T14:57:51Z")
On the plus side, if the OP’s dream ever does come true I now know the first person on my list to report as a childraping speeder who just beat up an old woman. If I am lucky he might argue with the arresting officer over whether or not he needs the badge number! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/50 "2009-02-03T14:59:24Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I blame jazz. Jazz and cubism. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/51 "2009-02-03T14:59:43Z")
> [@Mudshark](#): > > Those cubists…a sneaky bunch they are. The girls would be hot, but their knees are too sharp. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/52 "2009-02-03T14:59:45Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Damn it dad, back in your room! I told you to stay off the internet! (But thanks for helping me beat on the liberal douches a bit, I appreciate it. _high five_) While we’re discussing the “Don’t be a jerk” rule… ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/53 "2009-02-03T15:17:16Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > While we’re discussing the “Don’t be a jerk” rule… Takes one to know one. Being a Christian is being a jerk by defintion. The religion was founded by a jerk and promotes jerkitude in every one of its core tenets (e.g., believe the same things I do or burn in hell forever). ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/54 "2009-02-03T15:27:07Z")
This is a perfect example of why the Police should never be the ones to decide the laws or what they can do. > [@](#): > > Dumbshits that argue after they’re arrested should be shot. Because of course, no one is ever arrested by mistake, or under fraudulent charges, or because the cop is making a false assumption about what is happening. Because no one should ever have the right to protest, or demand to know why they’re being arrested. Because the cops are the most perfect examples of righteous humanity ever to walk on the face of the Earth, are never assholes, and never make mistakes. Right? :dubious: > [@](#): > > If someone says “I want your badge number”, shove the badge up their ass. Whereas I’d say that if the cop refuses to provide this information or is anything but polite in providing it, he should be suspended or fired. > [@](#): > > Rapists and child molesters should be executed upon arrest, fuck their right to a trial. Because, of course, there are never any FALSE charges of rape or molestation. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Discordia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Discordia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Discordia)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/55 "2009-02-03T15:33:52Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > While we’re discussing the “Don’t be a jerk” rule… That rule is just a CYA when the board wishes to get rid of someone they don’t like. There are tons of jerks on this board, **Diogenes** , **Der Trihs** , **Shodan** , etc etc. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/56 "2009-02-03T15:42:54Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Being a Christian is being a jerk by defintion. The religion was founded by a jerk and promotes jerkitude in every one of its core tenets (e.g., believe the same things I do or burn in hell forever). C’mon now, Jebus wasn’t a jerk. He was a _loon_. And a liberal one at that. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/57 "2009-02-03T15:43:44Z")
> [@Discordia](#): > > That rule is just a CYA when the board wishes to get rid of someone they don’t like. Dang, he’s onto us. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/58 "2009-02-03T15:48:57Z")
> [@Discordia](#): > > There are tons of jerks on this board, **Diogenes** , **Der Trihs** , **Shodan** , etc etc. _\_ ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/59 "2009-02-03T15:49:40Z")
RPG’s for speeders going 10mph over the limit? Even Machiavelli is shaking his head. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/60 "2009-02-03T15:56:45Z")
> [@BJMoose](#): > > Hey, I happen to _like_ liberal pussies. Conservative pussies are _so_ dry. . . . … and never open to new things. Thanks, folks- I’ll be here all week. And don’t forget to tip your waitress! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=4)