# Screw you, ya liberal pussies. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229 "2009-02-03T07:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/81 "2009-02-03T21:55:49Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > if you beat up some poor woman then she > should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching. Is she hot? ---
**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/82 "2009-02-03T22:20:22Z")
> [@Jettboy](#): > > Christ, what are they putting in the donuts these days? Actually, I think he’s suffering from donut withdrawl symptoms. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/83 "2009-02-03T22:35:47Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > I’m retired after 40 years as a cop. I have some suggestions for new legislation: > > ``` > RPG's should be issued to radar operators and anyone going 10 MPH or more > over the speed limit is fair game. > > Dumbshits that argue after they're arrested should be shot. > > If someone says "I want your badge number", shove the badge up their ass. > > Rapists and child molesters should be executed upon arrest, fuck their right to > a trial. > > The punishment should fit the crime, if you beat up some poor woman then she > should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching. > > Just my opinion. > > ``` RPGs? That will just cause traffic jams. Clear empty roads should be okay for speeding. Dangerous speeding in traffic should be videotaped with an arrest made when you get home that night. In front of family. Cost of video production and arrest should be added to penalty. Dumbshits that argue after they are arrested should be audio and video recorded so their stupidity can be played back to them by their lawyer, over and over, until they accept a plea. “The badge number will be on your ticket/arrest report. Pay a lawyer to read it to you.” Rapists and child molesters should get a trial and if convicted, put in a prison with just rapists and child molesters and corrupt cops. If you beat up some poor woman, she should get to watch two big cops beat you up. ---
**Author:** ![stucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@stucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stucky)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/84 "2009-02-03T23:11:40Z")
Please forgive this 65 year old for typing errors and thanks all for your opinions, especially the funny ones. Those of you that take life, and yourselves, so seriously, gimme a break. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/85 "2009-02-03T23:24:55Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > Please forgive this 65 year old for typing errors and thanks all for your opinions, especially the funny ones. Those of you that take life, and yourselves, so seriously, gimme a break. So, you don’t really hold the views in your OP? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/86 "2009-02-03T23:58:43Z")
> [@Mellivora\_capensis](#): > > Not picking on you **LouisB** , but I’ve seen this theme before on these boards and I believe this philosophy is dangerously flawed. A policeman enforces the law, he is _not_ your friend. > > By all means, be civil to a policeman, but don’t be under any illusion that he is your friend. > > That said, civility does not apply to these [fuckers](http://www.mg.co.za/article/2009-02-02-zuma-convoy-blamed-for-killing-pedestrian). They deserve nothing but scorn and contempt. I was just trying to be sarcastic, that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/87 "2009-02-04T00:00:05Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > So, you don’t really hold the views in your OP? 😕 Ohhhhh, trick question! **stucky** , were you just trying, say, to get a rise out of people? Sort of getting their (billy) goat? ---
**Author:** ![Flipshod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f19dbf/32.png) [@Flipshod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flipshod)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/88 "2009-02-04T00:06:05Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > OK, the last one I’m cool with, it’s got a certain symmetry to it […] So if you get caught smoking weed, the cop has to smoke weed in front of you. Which is probably what this guy needs …🆒 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/89 "2009-02-04T00:10:37Z")
> [@Juliana](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally posted by **stucky** > > Just my opinion. > > And mine, too. Add 25¢ to that and you could buy a cup of coffee at Denny’s. I was at Denny’s this afternoon, and according to my calculations, your opinion\* is worth a dollar-sixty. \*At least, your opinion as stated in that post is. Perhaps your other opinions are worth closer to two cents. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/90 "2009-02-04T00:32:13Z")
Some of you douchebags need to expand your concept of who would be interested in posting on a messageboard. Not everyone who wants to post some craziness to blow off some steam is a teenager looking for lulz. It is perfectly believable that a 65-year-old ex-cop would post on here, just like some successful (and attractive) tax lawyers like to post here too. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/91 "2009-02-04T00:41:22Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > If someone says “I want your badge number”, shove the badge up their ass. What did you do during your time on the force that can’t stand up to public scrutiny? Something you’re ashamed of, something you know is illegal? Why aren’t you proud of your badge number? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/92 "2009-02-04T00:44:38Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Some of you douchebags need to expand your concept of who would be interested in posting on a messageboard. Not everyone who wants to post some craziness to blow off some steam is a teenager looking for lulz. It is perfectly believable that a 65-year-old ex-cop would post on here, just like some successful (and attractive) tax lawyers like to post here too. I have no problem believing there are retired cops and tax lawyers who are as retarded as 14 year-olds, personally. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/93 "2009-02-04T00:45:47Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Some of you douchebags need to expand your concept of who would be interested in posting on a messageboard. Not everyone who wants to post some craziness to blow off some steam is a teenager looking for lulz. It is perfectly believable that a 65-year-old ex-cop would post on here, just like some successful (and attractive) tax lawyers like to post here too. The cop thing is understandable. The rest? I don’t know man… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/94 "2009-02-04T00:46:35Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > I totally read this as “Thank God the OP is _retarded_.” I think he’s both. > [@](#): > > just like some successful (and attractive) tax lawyers like to post here too. Very true. Let us know when you find one. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/95 "2009-02-04T00:53:10Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Some of you douchebags need to expand your concept of who would be interested in posting on a messageboard. Not everyone who wants to post some craziness to blow off some steam is a teenager looking for lulz. True enough, but there’s also value to be found in the concept of having some knowledge of the culture you’re joining before you go contributing. You wouldn’t move into a new state and run for mayor (or even the school board) of the town you settled in the following month, would you? > [@Rand Rover](#): > > It is perfectly believable that a 65-year-old ex-cop would post on here, To be honest, I don’t think **stucky** is a troll. He is a good argument for the idea that your username should log 24 hours of lurking time before it’s cleared to post, though. > [@Rand Rover](#): > > just like some successful (and attractive) tax lawyers like to post here too. Well, I’m not so sure of that, but if you ever meet one, give him the url and invite him around. 😛 **Guin** , quit stealing my jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/96 "2009-02-04T00:53:50Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > It is perfectly believable that a 65-year-old ex-cop would post on here, just like some successful (and attractive) tax lawyers like to post here too. What’s less believable is that he would continue to mention his age in almost every post, and that the age he mentions contradicts the age he put in his profile. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/97 "2009-02-04T00:57:21Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Not everyone who wants to post some craziness to blow off some steam is a teenager looking for lulz. “The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.” ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/98 "2009-02-04T01:34:06Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > “The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.” I knew some douchebag would say that. So let’s just assume every poster is the exact statistical average of whatever country they say they are from and not believe a word they say to the contrary. ---
**Author:** ![stucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@stucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stucky)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/99 "2009-02-04T02:42:06Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > What’s less believable is that he would continue to mention his age in almost every post, and that the age he mentions contradicts the age he put in his profile. Ever hear of typos? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/100 "2009-02-04T02:42:21Z")
I have no doubt the OP is who he says he is. Having said that, I still would like an answer to my question-- (paraphrasing) > [@](#): > > Was your original post (OP) intended as merely trying to fit in on the board and posting some controversial shit, or—alternatively, was it trying to stir up shit to troll the board. You know, posting things you don’t totally believe, to get a rise out of people? This isn’t a trick question, and you won’t be banned because of it, but I truly want to know if your statements in your original post were posted from the heart? Your true beliefs about liberals/criminals/people. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=6)