# Screw you, ya liberal pussies. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229 "2009-02-03T07:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/141 "2009-02-04T18:02:36Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > Wow, now I’m a “fucktard”? What do you mean, “now”? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/142 "2009-02-04T18:04:21Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > 1. Pussy farts are funny, “I don’t care who you are” (quoth the poet). And I guess you didn’t get that he was bagging on me for being juvenile, so I made a juvenile joke. Ayn Rand wouldn’t make pussy jokes… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/143 "2009-02-04T18:07:14Z")
_Atlas Queefed?_ ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/144 "2009-02-04T18:36:23Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > …I mean, I’m a Cowboys fan, but if someone comes along yelling “Go Dallas Cowboys! Let’s eat some babies!”, I don’t jump in with “You tell 'em, **chief**! Eat them babies!” [Bolding Mine] No, around KC we’re more into ribs and BBQ. Maybe you’re thinking about Bronco fans. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/145 "2009-02-04T19:00:57Z")
What do you think barbecued baby-back ribs ARE? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/146 "2009-02-04T19:06:15Z")
You’re not fooling me, I’ve heard that song: “I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come / They got some tasty little babies there and I’m a-gonna eat me one.” ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/147 "2009-02-04T19:08:34Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Ayn Rand wouldn’t make pussy jokes… Ayn Rand’s pussy would tightly grip the cock of capitalism and allow not a gulp of the air of laziness and mediocrity past its thin, purposeful lips. No queef. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/148 "2009-02-04T19:08:53Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > _Atlas Queefed?_ I’m not sure to say YOMANK or BAND NAME!, but I really like this. But I’m sure there’s like a 50-volume porn series called that or something… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/149 "2009-02-04T19:29:11Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > _Atlas Queefed?_ Ah yes, her magnum o’pus. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/150 "2009-02-04T20:20:39Z")
Don’t be hard on Stucky, Rover needs someone he can commiserate with. They are facing of few years of government. They hate that. People might gets some rights back. That would just make them so unhappy.Cops and corporations should have nothing slowing them down. Poor babies. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/151 "2009-02-04T20:23:26Z")
Can I screw some liberal pussies? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/152 "2009-02-04T20:37:36Z")
As long as afterward you use Liberal Douche … brought to you by the fine folks at Rand Rover Incorporated. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/153 "2009-02-04T20:48:58Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Can I screw some liberal pussies? They tend to be somewhat loose, but everything seems loose by comparison after you’ve had conservative anal. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/154 "2009-02-04T20:57:27Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > Don’t be hard on Stucky, Rover needs someone he can commiserate with. They are facing of few years of government. They hate that. People might gets some rights back. That would just make them so unhappy.Cops and corporations should have nothing slowing them down. Poor babies. Oh boy. It just got a lot stupider in here. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/155 "2009-02-04T21:00:04Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > As long as afterward you use Liberal Douche … brought to you by the fine folks at Rand Rover Incorporated. 🙂 You’re on a roll today (no snark intended (for this one post only)). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/156 "2009-02-04T23:59:54Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Doesn’t mean he’s an attorney himself. > > Oops, cold cold cold. Waitaminute, are you claiming to be an attorney again? I thought you were a motorized trike salesman. [Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10749742&postcount=24) ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/157 "2009-02-05T00:11:17Z")
Why did I just read all of this…_again_? **sigh** Must be the allure of the trainwreck. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/158 "2009-02-05T00:11:32Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Waitaminute, are you claiming to be an attorney again? > > I thought you were a motorized trike salesman. > > [Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10749742&postcount=24) Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/159 "2009-02-05T00:23:12Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren? That liberal douche/pussy?!?! ---
**Author:** ![MrBerious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MrBerious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBerious)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/160 "2009-02-05T00:26:00Z")
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