# Screw you, ya liberal pussies. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229 "2009-02-03T07:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/161 "2009-02-05T00:26:42Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren? He was Chief Justice of the Supreme Court _and_ he’d paint any car for $99.95. Oh wait…that last part could have been Earl Scheib. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/162 "2009-02-05T00:40:15Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Waitaminute, are you claiming to be an attorney again? > > I thought you were a motorized trike salesman. > > [Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10749742&postcount=24) Well i decided to go to law school after getting sued so much by the families of kids that died on my motorized trikes. In law school I was smitten by the beauty of tax law, and the rest is history. (Anyone who is confused (lookin’ at you Guin) should probably read the cite above.) ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/163 "2009-02-05T01:15:55Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Well i decided to go to law school after getting sued so much by the families of kids that died on my motorized trikes. In law school I was smitten by the beauty of tax law, and the rest is history. > > (Anyone who is confused (lookin’ at you Guin) should probably read the cite above.) Oooh! Goody! Make up some more stuff about you imaginary life and then tell us why that makes you superior! Then, if someone challenges you directly; misdirect the conversation with mindless insults! I’ll go make popcorn… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/164 "2009-02-05T01:23:12Z")
Is it even _possible_ to be a professional motortrike salesman? Isn’t that like being a professional paperweight salesman? How big a market are we talking, here? ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/165 "2009-02-05T01:36:41Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Is it even _possible_ to be a professional motortrike salesman? Isn’t that like being a professional paperweight salesman? How big a market are we talking, here? He won’t answer your question. Watch what he says next. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/166 "2009-02-05T01:39:40Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > (Anyone who is confused (lookin’ at you Guin) should probably read the cite above.) I was going to explain what that swishing sound above your head was, but I decided not to bother. Jesus, you’re thick. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/167 "2009-02-05T02:16:39Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Oh boy. It just got a lot stupider in here. It bottomed out at post 36. That was your first and it is now a black hole snark and misdirected ego thread again. You do that to all threads you jump into . ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/168 "2009-02-05T02:40:15Z")
[West Side Story]Gee, Officer Stucky, stuck you![/West Side Story] ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/169 "2009-02-05T02:47:22Z")
> [@chacoguy420](#): > > Oooh! Goody! Make up some more stuff about you imaginary life and then tell us why that makes you superior! Then, if someone challenges you directly; misdirect the conversation with mindless insults! I’ll go make popcorn… I’m still waiting to be “challenged directly,” my pussy farting friend. No one here is up to the task. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/170 "2009-02-05T02:48:38Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > He was Chief Justice of the Supreme Court _and_ he’d paint any car for $99.95. > > Oh wait…that last part could have been Earl Scheib. Pretty funny post (for a brokedick anti-Randian douche). ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/171 "2009-02-05T03:56:25Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > I’m still waiting to be “challenged directly,” my pussy farting friend. No one here is up to the task. You are not my friend. You bore me with your made up existence. I’m going to talk to my friends now. ---
**Author:** ![jakesteele](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jakesteele](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jakesteele)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/172 "2009-02-05T08:07:22Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > I’m retired after 40 years as a cop. I have some suggestions for new legislation: > > ``` > RPG's should be issued to radar operators and anyone going 10 MPH or more > over the speed limit is fair game. > > Dumbshits that argue after they're arrested should be shot. > > If someone says "I want your badge number", shove the badge up their ass. > > Rapists and child molesters should be executed upon arrest, fuck their right to > a trial. > > The punishment should fit the crime, if you beat up some poor woman then she > should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching. > > Just my opinion. > > ``` > **[In the Penal Colony](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Penal_Colony)** > > "In the Penal Colony" ("In der Strafkolonie") (also translated as "In the Penal Settlement") is a short story by Franz Kafka written in German in October 1914, revised in November 1918, and first published in October 1919. > The story is set in an unnamed penal colony and describes the last use of an elaborate torture and execution device that carves the name of the offense that the condemned prisoner committed on his skin as he slowly dies over the course of twelve hours. As the plot unfolds, the... I think this is what you mean. I’m 58 and from the hippie generation and we used to call cops “pigs” and had utter disdain for them. As I grew out of that stage of youthful naivety and had some friends who were cops I changed my stance. I’ll never forget the bumper sticker put out by “The Man” that read, "Next time you’re in trouble, call a Hippie. " ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/173 "2009-02-05T14:38:50Z")
> [@MrBerious](#): > > Conservative is a polite euphemism for raging asshole Better rethink that. I’m a raging asshole, but in no way conservative (except with toothpaste). ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/174 "2009-02-05T14:43:16Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > He was Chief Justice of the Supreme Court _and_ he’d paint any car for $99.95. There is no such thing as a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He was the Chief Justice of the United States. See your handy-dandy Constitution. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/175 "2009-02-05T15:21:01Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Ah yes, her magnum o’pus. Bwa ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/176 "2009-02-05T16:05:25Z")
> [@jakesteele](#): > > I’ll never forget the bumper sticker put out by “The Man” that read, "Next time you’re in trouble, call a Hippie. " Around these parts, you’d stand more of a chance of getting help. 911 is notorious for putting you on hold and leaving you there, or transferring you between county/city centers. It’s horrible. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/177 "2009-02-05T16:05:27Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > There is no such thing as a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He was the Chief Justice of the United States. See your handy-dandy Constitution. You got me there, **Liberal**. I’ve been unnecessarily pendantic to you in the past, so I deserve that zinger. [sub]rassafrassin…and I even got in an Earl Scheib reference…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229/178 "2009-02-05T17:42:22Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Ah yes, her magnum o’pus. When they cart me away for not being able to stop laughing for a week straight, I’m blaming you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-you-ya-liberal-pussies/484229.md?page=8)