# Screwdriving Cocktails **URL:** \ **Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\ **Created:** [April 17, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747 "2000-04-17T20:25:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747/41 "2000-04-25T19:39:00Z")
Cocktails, brandy, not-brandy, Cointreaux, highballs, lowballs, scotch and soda with or without the ice… I knew there was a reason I didn’t drink. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747/42 "2000-04-25T19:40:00Z")
**Don’t** drink. Don’t drink. (Get those friggin tenses right.) ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747/43 "2000-04-25T20:28:00Z")
Amen, Irishman. Here, have a Beaumont Suicide. Y’know, one would never guess based on your username… * * * “There are only two things that are infinite: The Universe, and human stupidity-- and I’m not sure about the Universe” –A. Einstein ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747/44 "2000-04-27T05:37:00Z")
Owww, dammit. Leggo my ear. Where are you draggin’ me off to? “Swelegant” hotels in Toledo? Don’t make me laugh. This is a city, although we must have 1000 restaurants, thinks fine dining is Tony Packo’s of M_A_S\*H fame. Doug, I used to bartend here in town about 100 years ago so I’m pretty familiar with alcohol. If you want to get together and take a cocktail tour drop me an e-mail at [rseaney@teamsigma.com](mailto:rseaney@teamsigma.com) and we’ll work something out. Maybe Georgio’s downtown or J.D. Wesley’s out on Monroe St. west of Franklin Park. John Wesley is always pretty generous with his booze when I’m in there. Gaudere, congrats on a well written and informativeand entertaining article. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747/45 "2000-04-26T18:50:00Z")
There you go! Georgio’s downtown or J.D. Wesley’s out on Monroe St. west of Franklin Park. That’s exactly what I would have suggested. Ah, how I’d love to be there with you! Don’t tell ME there’s no night life in the “Madhya Pradesh on the Maumee” ! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747/46 "2000-04-29T05:56:00Z")
Chronos, no thanks, that’s got ::shudder:: _Pepsi_ ::shudder:: in it. And _Diet Pepsi_ ::double shudder::. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screwdriving-cocktails/1747.md?page=2)