# Scrotacil Anti-Itch Wipes-- Come on guys! You'd buy these, right? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324 "2008-05-06T18:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/21 "2008-05-06T20:47:05Z")
Make them chocolate scented and flavored and we’ll all be happy. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/22 "2008-05-06T20:56:57Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] ETA, sorry, you’re not teh gay, are you? Because if you are, then I totally understand the bacon flavour request, and disregard my earlier comment. :smack: [/QUOTE] I hope not. I have no eye for fashion. But me love bacon. Bacon good. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/23 "2008-05-06T20:58:45Z")
Bacon so good I’d lick my own balls if they tasted like bacon. _That’s_ bacon gay. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/24 "2008-05-06T21:05:37Z")
Flavours for my man’s nards: [ul] [li]strawberry[/li][li]the good banana (like laffy taffy, not like banana pudding)[/li][li]piña-colada[/li][li]chocolate[/li][li]fresh mint[/li][/ul] flavours **not** for my man’s nards: [ul] [li]bacon[/li][li]ranch[/li][li]bleu cheese[/li][li]ham[/li][li]eggs[/li][li]deviled eggs[/li][li]ya know what – anything salty or meaty or cheesy is a big no thanks[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/25 "2008-05-06T21:07:06Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] Bacon so good I’d lick my own balls if they tasted like bacon. _That’s_ bacon gay. [/QUOTE] Actually, that would be masturbacon. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/26 "2008-05-06T21:08:39Z")
Just be careful to put a product warning on it for all the teenage boys who think they could apply it and entice the family dog to… IT’S BACONNNNN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/27 "2008-05-06T21:18:36Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Actually, that would be masturbacon. [/QUOTE] Brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/28 "2008-05-06T21:26:04Z")
I second the talcum based product idea. Call it **Balc**. Or **Scrowder.** For the food-related scents, **Scrot-umm** comes to mind, but…uh…no. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/29 "2008-05-06T21:26:40Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Mention that it will make your balls bigger for INCREASED MEGASPURTS or something to that effect and I’m sure you’ll have a best-seller. [/QUOTE] Yeah, because chicks dig it when you bust a nut and a quarter-cup of spooge comes out! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/30 "2008-05-06T21:27:29Z")
[QUOTE=bump] Yeah, because chicks dig it when you bust a nut and a quarter-cup of spooge comes out! :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] I bet they like that a lot more than when you bust a nut and a quarter-cup of Windex comes out. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/31 "2008-05-06T21:29:06Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] I bet they like that a lot more than when you bust a nut and a quarter-cup of Windex comes out. [/QUOTE] I donno, that might actually come in handy now and then…just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/32 "2008-05-06T21:34:17Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] So who wants to put in a pre-order? [/QUOTE] Found you a customer: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wfGD5FgtNtY/hqdefault.jpg "cheech & chong (nice dreams) - my balls itch") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGD5FgtNtY) ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/33 "2008-05-06T21:40:00Z")
Dude, just slap a little Noxema down there, keeps you cool and refreshed all summer long. N8 - Swingin’ it old school ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/34 "2008-05-06T21:48:22Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Actually, that would be masturbacon. [/QUOTE] I think I hurt myself laughing. I vote for popcorn flavor, since it’s generally kind of salty-ish down there anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/35 "2008-05-06T22:32:56Z")
You guys have got this all wrong. for the guys you want a chocolate flavored product. the ladies won’t be able to keep their mouths off of your man bits. However the bacon flavor should be in Vagisil to make the men go crazy and go down. Bacon and pussy two great tastes that taste great together. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/36 "2008-05-06T22:34:14Z")
People, people, they’re alcohol-based, so they dry the boys out, WHILE offering a pleasantly refreshing tingle, and anti-perspirant coverage. I like the popcorn smell/flavor. Brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/37 "2008-05-06T22:36:01Z")
I would think Vagisil should be tartar-sauce flavored. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/38 "2008-05-06T22:59:42Z")
Heck no! Why waste money on junk like that? There’s nothing finer than using your hand as long as you keep your nails in check. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/39 "2008-05-06T23:00:51Z")
I realize this is a jokey thread, but what you need is an anti-chafing product. There are great dimethicone based products out there that work. Monistat makes an anti-chafing gel that, admittedly, is marketed to the ladies, but is widely available in drug and grocery stores. Other products are available in sports/running speciality stores: SportShield, BodyGlide, SportsSlick, Hydropel. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/40 "2008-05-06T23:02:54Z")
[QUOTE=lisacurl] I realize this is a jokey thread, but what you need is an anti-chafing product. There are great dimethicone based products out there that work. Monistat makes an anti-chafing gel that, admittedly, is marketed to the ladies, but is widely available in drug and grocery stores. Other products are available in sports/running speciality stores: SportShield, BodyGlide, SportsSlick, Hydropel. [/QUOTE] What flavors do they come in? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324.md?page=3)