# Scrotacil Anti-Itch Wipes-- Come on guys! You'd buy these, right? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324 "2008-05-06T18:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/41 "2008-05-06T23:11:26Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] I donno, that might actually come in handy now and then…just sayin’ [/QUOTE] I’d be able to see for miles through my windows, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/42 "2008-05-06T23:35:38Z")
[QUOTE=lisacurl] I realize this is a jokey thread, but what you need is an anti-chafing product. There are great dimethicone based products out there that work. Monistat makes an anti-chafing gel that, admittedly, is marketed to the ladies, but is widely available in drug and grocery stores. Other products are available in sports/running speciality stores: SportShield, BodyGlide, SportsSlick, Hydropel. [/QUOTE] I wasn’t joking. Nothing’s more satisfying than a good scratch. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/43 "2008-05-06T23:36:31Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] Bacon so good I’d lick my own balls if they tasted like bacon. _That’s_ bacon gay. [/QUOTE] Heck, I’d lick my own ball if I just could - bacon flavor or no. ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/44 "2008-05-07T00:13:07Z")
In my circle the problem being described is called “the hoop” or “the jaws of the wolf” (the latter being said in a terrible mexican accent). I would like to pre-order a metric fuck-ton, as I plan to be the local rep. If your balgisil wipes work we’ll both be rich. RICH!!! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/45 "2008-05-07T02:51:57Z")
there was a foot product that was peach/mint scented (for those who are scent oriented) in went on like a lovely cooling lotion (the mint part), then as the lotion was massaged/soaked in, it turned into a powder (the peach part). i havn’t seen it in stores for years, og, i loved that product. my feet and shoes were very happy. as were people around me when i took off my shoes. perhaps you could come up with something simular for your manly man lotion? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/46 "2008-05-07T15:20:07Z")
There’s a joke [here](http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/or%20043.jpg) somewhere… [sub]But I can’t find it.[/sub] . ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/47 "2008-05-07T15:40:16Z")
[QUOTE=meek] There’s a joke [here](http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/or%20043.jpg) somewhere… [sub]But I can’t find it.[/sub] . [/QUOTE] I don’t know about any joke, but you’ve just given me my fifth smell/flavor! Smell/flavor recap: 1. Regular 2. Menthol (for the brave) 3. Cherry-Musk 4. Popcorn 5. Asian Plum And **rocking chair** , that is _exactly_ what I’ve got in mind! On wipes! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/48 "2008-05-07T15:42:04Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I used to use corn starch. I called it “Makin’ gravy.” [/QUOTE] I really sweat a lot. I call it “Makin’ dumplings.” ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/49 "2008-05-07T16:13:56Z")
I always felt it would be a good idea to include lubricants in condom machines in bars and clubs. They come in flavors and you never know when things might a little on the dry side. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324/50 "2008-05-07T16:25:23Z")
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical] Heck, I’d lick my own ball if I just could - bacon flavor or no. [/QUOTE] Hmmmm… I guess not everyones standards are set at such lofty hieghts. P.S. Sorry to hear of your loss. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotacil-anti-itch-wipes-come-on-guys-youd-buy-these-right/448324.md?page=2)