# Scrotum stuck in toaster oven. Need answer FAST... **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [June 22, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918 "2012-06-22T04:04:46Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/1 "2012-06-22T04:04:46Z")
…and other hilarious rapid-response thread titles. Gimme some-- fast! ---
### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/2 "2012-06-22T04:11:14Z")
Unplug it. ---
### Author: ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/3 "2012-06-22T04:12:31Z")
Do I have to open the door for cops with a warrant–need answer fast ---
### Author: ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/4 "2012-06-22T04:13:52Z")
About to give some guy from Nigeria my bank account number… ---
### Author: ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/5 "2012-06-22T04:20:20Z")
Should I cut the red wire or the blue wire? ---
### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/6 "2012-06-22T05:04:07Z")
How long does Viagra take to be effective? Need answer fast! ---
### Author: ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/7 "2012-06-22T05:06:38Z")
Where is the clitoris? NEED ANSWER FAST! ---
### Author: ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/8 "2012-06-22T05:13:55Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > …and other hilarious rapid-response thread titles. > > Gimme some-- fast! Actually, Fark had a thread about a very similar situation a few years ago: [Im stuck to my chair I’m so very scared](http://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread) Guy got his scrotum stuck in the chair slats while he was jacking off at his computer. He eventually used scissors to get free. By using it as a wedge to separate the slats. What did you think I meant? ---
### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/9 "2012-06-22T05:24:35Z")
Question about auto-erotic asphyxiation-ne ---
### Author: ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/10 "2012-06-22T05:36:50Z")
Breast milk spraying out like a busted fire hydrant valve. Need advise quickly! ---
### Author: ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/11 "2012-06-22T05:44:28Z")
Treatment for a sucking chest wound; need answer fast. ---
### Author: ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/12 "2012-06-22T07:17:28Z")
I’m visiting my fiance in a gated community and some neighborhood watch dude with a gun is approaching. ---
### Author: ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/13 "2012-06-22T11:36:15Z")
> [@florez](#): > > Breast milk spraying out like a busted fire hydrant valve. Need advise quickly! ## One diaper per breast should do it. The cat’s stuck in the toilet?? Need answers fast plz. ---
### Author: ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/14 "2012-06-22T11:55:15Z")
High school jock just came up to me at lunch and called me a bitch-faced weed. _sadface_ Need witty comeback fast! ---
### Author: ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/15 "2012-06-22T11:57:22Z")
Actually, strike that last one. I told him to go to the jerk store _smileyface_ Now I need to know how to block a punch. Is it duck and weave, or weave, duck, block? need answer superfast! ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/16 "2012-06-22T12:15:31Z")
How do ypou fix a stuck valve on a passenger balloon? Need answer fast! How long does it take for a climbing rope to completely fray through? Need answer fast! What is the minimum time it takes for an old acid fuse to eat through the separating wall before the explosion? Need answer fa ---
### Author: ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/17 "2012-06-22T12:53:47Z")
Best way to put out a kitchen grease fire- need answer FAST! Driving myself to the hospital but not sure I’ll make it- is it possible to deliver my own baby? ---
### Author: ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/18 "2012-06-22T12:54:15Z")
Skydiving and chute didn’t deploy need answer fa ---
### Author: ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/19 "2012-06-22T13:09:39Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > Where is the clitoris? NEED ANSWER FAST! It’s stuck in the toaster oven along with **Happy Lendervedder** ’s scrotum. Fuckin’ toast! ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/20 "2012-06-22T13:29:00Z")
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