# Scrotum stuck in toaster oven. Need answer FAST...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 22, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918 "2012-06-22T04:04:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/21 "2012-06-22T13:39:15Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> !tsaf rewsna deeN ?enihcam emit a esrever uoy od woH
.boB ,woW
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/22 "2012-06-22T14:39:30Z")
How do you shut off a ceiling sprinkler valve? Need answer fast!
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### Author:  [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/23 "2012-06-22T16:48:57Z")
How do I perform the Heimlich Maneuver? Need answer fas-
Oh never mind…
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/24 "2012-06-22T17:51:03Z")
Can the walls of my house withstand a rogue semi? - need answer FAST!!!
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/25 "2012-06-22T18:16:32Z")
I’m setting all the clocks in my house after the power went out. What time is it?!? Need answer fast!
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### Author:  [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/26 "2012-06-22T18:17:29Z")
Anyone know a really quick way to deflect/divert an incoming, continent-sized meteor?
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### Author:  [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/27 "2012-06-22T18:41:32Z")
Tightly wound up in 16 feet of non-retractable leash, and being nipped by stressed out dog with whirling tail chase disorder. Need pet training answers fast.
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/28 "2012-06-22T19:02:30Z")
How much time do I have to beat Usain Bolt to the finish line?
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/29 "2012-06-22T19:08:33Z")
Speeding bullet headed towards my head. What should I do? (Answer not needed fast.)
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/30 "2012-06-22T19:22:45Z")
Desperately need to lose weight. Need answer.
Fast
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### Author:  [@OtisCampbellWasRight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtisCampbellWasRight)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/31 "2012-06-22T19:35:54Z")
How effective IS shark repellant?
OooooWWWWWWW!!!
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/32 "2012-06-22T20:22:50Z")
ʇsɐɟ ɹǝʍsuɐ pǝǝu ¿dn sı ʎɐʍ ɥɔıɥʍ
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/33 "2012-06-22T22:11:01Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#):
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> The cat’s stuck in the toilet?? Need answers fast plz.
Simple; depress that little silver handle in the top corner…
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/34 "2012-06-22T22:12:38Z")
…then get the plunger!
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scrotum-stuck-in-toaster-oven-need-answer-fast/625918/35 "2012-06-22T22:16:59Z")
Can I learn how to base jump after I’ve already jumped (on the way down)? Need answer sorta fast.
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