# Scum mafia:  On Cecil pond \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 24, 2010, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202 "2010-01-24T05:10:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/161 "2010-01-28T21:50:05Z")

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I’m amused at the thought of a Paranoia-themed game.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/162 "2010-01-28T21:55:26Z")

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I’m actually looking at Fraggle Rock right now myself.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/163 "2010-01-28T22:10:30Z")

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Long ago tried to talk Idle into helping me with a Gummi Bears (the cartoon) game, but his less-than-enthusiastic response took the wind out of my sails. ☹

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/164 "2010-01-28T22:12:43Z")

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While we’re all waiting on the game to start, here’s a vital question:

Since we’re on the level of primitive organisms, where do we get the alcohol to drink [del]at Night[/del] in the Winter?

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/165 "2010-01-28T22:16:08Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> Since we’re on the level of primitive organisms, where do we get the alcohol to drink [del]at Night[/del] in the Winter?

From our friendly neighboring yeast.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/166 "2010-01-28T22:23:40Z")

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From the plankton bar. Guh.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/167 "2010-01-28T22:47:37Z")

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It’s officially Thursday afternoon! PMs?!

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**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/168 "2010-01-28T22:48:49Z")

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> [@Oredigger77](#):
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> From our friendly neighboring yeast.

Eww. Alcohol is yeast poop.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/169 "2010-01-28T22:58:10Z")

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> [@sachertorte](#):
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> Eww. Alcohol is yeast poop.

I prefer to think of it as piss. But since we also want them for their farts I guess farting and pooping isn’t a bad way to look at it. Either way I’ll take a glass of poop over ice.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/170 "2010-01-28T23:01:08Z")

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Roles have been assigned, and I am beginning to send out PMs now.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/171 "2010-01-28T23:07:21Z")

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bouncy-bouncy

If we can’t get the alcohol flowing, maybe our pond will attract some psychoactive toads for us to lick.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/172 "2010-01-28T23:08:14Z")

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I call I get to be toadtender.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/173 "2010-01-28T23:11:27Z")

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Confirmed.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/174 "2010-01-28T23:20:35Z")

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Roles have all been sent out. Day 1 has begun, and will end at 1:00 PM MST on Thursday, February 4. There is currently one Spawn in the pond. Game on.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/175 "2010-01-28T23:21:20Z")

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Confirmed.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/176 "2010-01-28T23:23:32Z")

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Confirmed.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/177 "2010-01-28T23:25:49Z")

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Oh, and I’m sure you all know this, but if any of you have any questions about your role, you should ask in PM to me. All PMs have the subject line “Role PM”, and they were sent out in order of sign-up.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/178 "2010-01-28T23:35:58Z")

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Confirmed. Plan on voting Spawn as soon as I am posting from something other than my phone.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/179 "2010-01-28T23:41:59Z")

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Confirmed. Don’t have much to say at this point other than to agree that our best course of action will be to lyse a spawn each Summer. I’m not sure what to make of the spawn mechanic right now. It would appear that lysing spawn each Summer would make the mechanic moot, so it seems likely to me that there are roles out there that interact with the spawn somehow.

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scum-mafia-on-cecil-pond-game-over/526202/180 "2010-01-28T23:46:02Z")

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Got my PM.

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