# Scumpoop, take your puny little toy and shove it up your ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569 "2008-11-26T16:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/21 "2008-11-26T18:01:47Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Apparently carry has become the new battle line of the gun/antigun debate: if you carry, you’re an arrogant in-your-face cowboy who’s making the trouble to begin with. If you object to carry, you’re a hysterical gunphobe who demands that the world respect your neurotic fears. It’s also rather simple to paint carriers as hysterical pants-wetters who can’t pick up their dry cleaning without .45cal backup, and non-carriers as well adjusted folks who can successfully negotiate the line at McDonalds without needing to prepare for a gunfight. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/22 "2008-11-26T18:04:06Z")
I’m going with **Vile Turddrip** ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/23 "2008-11-26T18:08:11Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > I think there should be a new internet law. If you imply that someone you disagree with is soiling themselves or–if male–wears female underwear, or in fact if you make any grade 7 taunt against your opponents masculinity, you automatically lose the argument. I can get behind that. It makes a nice compliment to my rule about people that imitate infants to make their point. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/24 "2008-11-26T18:19:23Z")
So what’s the rule then on accusing gun-nuts of having tiny penises? I’d just like to make sure I have my notes up to date. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/25 "2008-11-26T18:24:36Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > No, he’s covered by both the “Username Mockery” and “Fecal Reference” exception clauses, which (judiciously applied) have carried me over the dialectical finish line on more than one occasion. > > Officiously, > **Urinal Turdnip** **Venial Turdsoup** , Do me, do me!\* **5-4-Fighting** - You know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/26 "2008-11-26T18:24:52Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > So what’s the rule then on accusing gun-nuts of having tiny penises? I’d just like to make sure I have my notes up to date. Depends… if the idea is they’re carrying a big gun to compensate, you probably don’t want to upset them too much; OTOH, if it’s like what they say about big noses/big fingers; if somebody has a small penis, you could probably soak up a few rounds. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/27 "2008-11-26T18:33:50Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > It’s also rather simple to paint carriers as hysterical pants-wetters who can’t pick up their dry cleaning without .45cal backup, and non-carriers as well adjusted folks who can successfully negotiate the line at McDonalds without needing to prepare for a gunfight. I prefer a tire iron for the line at McDonalds… it’s more viscerally satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/28 "2008-11-26T19:06:35Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > **Venial Turdsoup** , > > Do me, do me!\* > > **5-4-Fighting** > > - You know what I mean. Indeed I do, **5-4-Felching**. And thanks for the improved suggestions, **Flaccid Lump** and.. er.. **Taber**. (Damn!) ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/29 "2008-11-26T19:18:23Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > How does the phrase “pants wetters” help him make his point? I agree with his sentiment without necessarily agreeing with his verbiage, let’s say. On the other hand, the thread linked was already pretty heated and he wasn’t really lowering the tone of discourse more than it already was. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/30 "2008-11-26T19:20:18Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I find it extremely amusing that the guy who’s afraid enough of The Big Scary World to carry a gun everywhere he goes is referring to _other_ people as pant-wetters. > > The sight of a properly holstered gun on the hip of some dude in the mall doesn’t bother me at all. The sight of a gun stored in _any_ way would bother me in a bar. I mean, I’m not afraid of cars, but I’m sure as hell afraid of a drunk guy in a car. Anecdotally, the guys I know who would carry to a bar are the designated driver types who have 0-1 beers while they’re there. I’m just as wary of drunks with guns as with cars, but I’m just as mostly unconcerned about guys who’ve had less than a beer an hour and cars/guns. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/31 "2008-11-26T19:22:32Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I agree with his sentiment without necessarily agreeing with his verbiage, let’s say. On the other hand, the thread linked was already pretty heated and he wasn’t really lowering the tone of discourse more than it already was. Isn’t it just like those crazy, possibly psychotic, small dicked, cowboy wannabe gun fetishists to get all riled up when we try to have a polite, reasoned discussion? D&R!! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/32 "2008-11-26T19:22:59Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > It’s also rather simple to paint carriers as hysterical pants-wetters who can’t pick up their dry cleaning without .45cal backup, and non-carriers as well adjusted folks who can successfully negotiate the line at McDonalds without needing to prepare for a gunfight. Conversely, there are those of us who understand both “I don’t really need a gun to get through my daily life” and “I look at a concealed firearm like I look at having a spare tire–ideally I’ll never need it, but when you need it you NEED it.” ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/33 "2008-11-26T19:24:03Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > Isn’t it just like those crazy, possibly psychotic, small dicked, cowboy wannabe gun fetishists to get all riled up when we try to have a polite, reasoned discussion? > > D&R!! “I like you, Antinor01. Hell, you can come to my house and fuck my sister.” ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/34 "2008-11-26T19:26:03Z")
What about me, **Zeriel**? Don’t I get dibs? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/35 "2008-11-26T19:27:32Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > “I like you, Antinor01. Hell, you can come to my house and fuck my sister.” I appreciate the sentiment, but Idle Thoughts can have her. 😉 (Now, if you have a hot brother we might be in business!) Actually it really does amuse me sometimes how irrational people on both sides get in GD threads about gun control. (well about a bunch of topics, but since this is the one being discussed…) Sometimes you just have to poke fun at it. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/36 "2008-11-26T19:31:38Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > I appreciate the sentiment, but Idle Thoughts can have her. 😉 (Now, if you have a hot brother we might be in business!) He’s hot but he’s married, sorry. The sister is notational anyway. 😃 > [@](#): > > Actually it really does amuse me sometimes how irrational people on both sides get in GD threads about gun control. (well about a bunch of topics, but since this is the one being discussed…) Sometimes you just have to poke fun at it. It’s heated because both sides are scared of what they rightly think is something to be scared of–guns are dangerous, but having them available is in the constitution for a defendably good reason. I get mostly pissy when a gun advocate responds to taunting and then gets pitted for it. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/37 "2008-11-26T19:33:22Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I get mostly pissy when a gun advocate responds to taunting and then gets pitted for it. It’s the taunting on both sides that amuses me. It’s one of the major signs that no agreement or compromise will be reached. (Happily married?..ah never mind) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/38 "2008-11-26T19:38:24Z")
Geezleweez guys, I like to kick and gouge in the mud and the blood and the beer here in The Pit as much as anybody…but this thread is seriously lame. If it was a horse, it’d have to be shot. Now let’s see some real venom, vituperation, and acrimony or I’m just not going to play. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/39 "2008-11-26T19:38:32Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > I don’t need your courtesy. You can still carry your gun for whatever reasons you want, but not for a minute think you are doing me or anyone a favor. Which is all well and good until something like Virginia Tech happens again and people start wondering how things would have turned out if there were someone who did happen to be carrying and how many lives could have been saved if there had only been, you know, a responsible gun owner around. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/40 "2008-11-26T19:43:50Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Now let’s see some real venom, vituperation, and acrimony or I’m just not going to play. Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569.md?page=3)