# Scumpoop, take your puny little toy and shove it up your ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569 "2008-11-26T16:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/41 "2008-11-26T19:45:32Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Which is all well and good until something like Virginia Tech happens again and people start wondering how things would have turned out if there were someone who did happen to be carrying and how many lives could have been saved if there had only been, you know, a responsible gun owner around. A responsible one, yes. Scumpup and his macho posturing, I am guessing more casualties. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/42 "2008-11-26T19:48:00Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Geezleweez guys, I like to kick and gouge in the mud and the blood and the beer here in The Pit as much as anybody…but this thread is seriously lame. If it was a horse, it’d have to be shot. Now let’s see some real venom, vituperation, and acrimony or I’m just not going to play. I see mud and blood. Where the hell is the beer? ETA: Motherfucker! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/43 "2008-11-26T19:51:11Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert! Okay, now we’re moving in the right direction. Could we go with something a little less effete? Python’s good, but perhaps something from the Tarentino oeuvre? ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/44 "2008-11-26T19:53:02Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > I see mud and blood. Where the hell is the beer? > > ETA: Motherfucker! Good…good…I’m starting to get something now. Try it again, only this time punch up the “motherfucker” just a little? ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/45 "2008-11-26T19:54:45Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Now let’s see some real venom, vituperation, and acrimony or I’m just not going to play. Go light a fire. Done that? Okay, now go play in it. =) ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/46 "2008-11-26T19:55:33Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > A responsible one, yes. > > Scumpup and his macho posturing, I am guessing more casualties. While I certainly don’t know \*\*Scumpup \*\*IRL, in his postings here I’ve never read anything to lead me to believe that he’s not anything but a very responsible owner and I’m reminded by several of his posts that I can’t be arsed to look up that he acknowledges and appreciates the responsibility of carry as well as anyone else on the boards who knows about such things. I guess you can put me in the camp of thinking anyone who panics at the sight of a gun is a bit of a wuss too. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/47 "2008-11-26T19:56:35Z")
I’m a little confused - first there was Airman Doors squawking about carrying his gun in a cradle and caressing it tenderly every night but cops with tasers have no sense of humour, then there was Scumpoop (I’m sorry, but that’s what he will be in my head from now on) agreed with Airman Doors because he also carries his gun in a cradle and caresses it tenderly everywhere he goes, but everyone who thinks he has a tiny dick is a pants-wetter who doesn’t realize that he has a tiny dick for them? Am I close? ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/48 "2008-11-26T20:03:12Z")
And the gun’s in the cradle and a silver spoon, Little boy Doors shot a hole in the moon? ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/49 "2008-11-26T20:07:26Z")
No no no. It was **Doors** likes Betty Grable but Ms. Robyn has Bette Davis thighs. The cops were having spotted dick but were upset at the tiny portion and took their wrath out by tazing Harry Chapin. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/50 "2008-11-26T20:13:30Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > tazing Harry Chapin. But he had it coming. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/51 "2008-11-26T20:14:55Z")
Oh, okay. That clears things up. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/52 "2008-11-26T20:20:07Z")
This may be the best pit thread this week. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/53 "2008-11-26T20:21:07Z")
> [@wring](#): > > But he had it coming. Yer fuckin’-A right he did. It’s well past time somebody took a sack of sweet Valencia oranges to that cocksucking Gordon Lightfoot, too. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/54 "2008-11-26T20:21:44Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Yer fuckin’-A right he did. It’s well past time somebody took a sack of sweet Valencia oranges to that cocksucking Gordon Lightfoot, too. I’ll wreck \*your \*Edmund Fitzgerald you motherfucker! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/55 "2008-11-26T20:29:49Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > I’ll wreck \*your \*Edmund Fitzgerald you motherfucker! If you could read my mind, cock-chugger, you know I’d see you at sundown. You’d best run your little ass straight down that carefree highway. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/56 "2008-11-26T20:39:35Z")
I really do have some thoughts about concealed carry, why I don’t do it any more, panicked panty wetters, and why someone would carry in the first place, but I don’t have time to participate right now. Do you think there will EVER be another thread or follow up pitting on the subject? I hope so ‘cause I gotta go right now. Hey maybe it will still be going on after the trip! Oh and PS What is the etiquette for concealed carry at the thanksgiving get together? I mean yeah Aunt Linda’s turkey is always dry, and those shrieking kids ‘ll drive you nuts so what caliber should I be packing? I won’t have time to check the repliees… Guess I’ll go with the .380 ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/57 "2008-11-26T20:45:19Z")
> [@ShotgunZen](#): > > I really do have some thoughts about concealed carry, why I don’t do it any more, panicked panty wetters, and why someone would carry in the first place, but I don’t have time to participate right now. Do you think there will EVER be another thread or follow up pitting on the subject? I hope so ‘cause I gotta go right now. Hey maybe it will still be going on after the trip! There will always be heated discussions on this topic on the Dope. I think it’s in the rules somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/58 "2008-11-26T20:47:50Z")
> [@ShotgunZen](#): > > Oh and PS What is the etiquette for concealed carry at the thanksgiving get together? I mean yeah Aunt Linda’s turkey is always dry, and those shrieking kids ‘ll drive you nuts so what caliber should I be packing? I won’t have time to check the repliees… Guess I’ll go with the .380 Anything less than .577 Tyrannosaur is totally inadequite for family get togethers. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/59 "2008-11-26T20:50:37Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Anything less than .577 Tyrannosaur is totally inadequite for family get togethers. I always bring a selection of .22’s and .25’s so the kids won’t be left out. Thanksgiving is all about family, after all. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569/60 "2008-11-26T21:09:18Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Yer fuckin’-A right he did. It’s well past time somebody took a sack of sweet Valencia oranges to that cocksucking Gordon Lightfoot, too. I have a carry permit too, so don’t let me find you’ve been creepin’ 'round my backstairs.\* **5-4-Felching** - You know what I mean. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scumpoop-take-your-puny-little-toy-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/474569.md?page=4)