# Scylla **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734 "2001-11-11T05:08:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/1 "2001-11-11T05:08:04Z")
You are a contemptible, sniveling, backstabbing little weasel. There is no shot too low, no innuendo too transparent, that you won’t stoop to it if it will win you the slightest advantage. When caught out flat-footed, you lie like a busted 4 year old. When nailed dead to rights, you try and claim that it was an example to others, an attempt an offering a negative rhetorical lesson. Do you seriously imagine anybody is stupid enough to buy that? When **Stoid** couldn’t stand another moment of you, I took your side, to a certain degree. He’s bright, I said, and amenable to reason. Persuasion is why we post, said I, only someone like the late unlamented Wildest Bill is a foregone conclusion. I was wrong. She was right. You’re not worth it. This post is an utter waste of my time, you ain’t worth it. You slander others heedlessly and offhandedly, and loudly trumpet your offended dignity if you get back any of what you dish out. You haven’t the merest concept of civil debate, for you it is only an excercise in ego. That last dribble of self-righteous slime tore it. You can suck the brown grease out of my asshole, you cowardly little back-stabbing turd-blossom! If self-serving hypocrisy were made of rock, you would own Gibralter. I sincerly regret the time and patience wasted on an ego junky like you. But I know you, I know that if I don’t respond to your posts you will crow victory to anyone who will listen, as though your scathing intellect has sent me scurrying. It ain’t so. To the rest of the “usual gang of idiots”, I offer some small apology for my intemperence. But I couldn’t take one more minute of this yellow-eyed dog licker without saying what I think. I know that nothing short of 1000 mikes of pure LSD or a pre-fontal lobotomy can affect that bloated, diseased ego that has you in its thrall. So I have no illusions about affecting your self-esteem, I’m doing this simply to feel better, like taking that huge, acrid watery dump will sometimes cure a roiling guts. Did I say fuck you yet? No? Fuck you. My resolve may weaken, it has before, I may not be able to ignore your drivel for ever. And I can’t say this stuff in GD. So, just so’s you know: when I say “my pit post”, this is what I am saying. And I know you read every word. How do I know? Because its about you. ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/2 "2001-11-11T05:11:45Z")
Hmmmm. I bet this thread gets real interesting real fast. I think I’ll pull up a chair… ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/3 "2001-11-11T05:18:12Z")
[cough] Link? [/cough] ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/4 "2001-11-11T05:18:22Z")
Me too. _:::setting up chaise:::_ Wanna beer? ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Emissary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f19dbf/32.png) [@Dark\_Emissary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Emissary)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/5 "2001-11-11T05:18:34Z")
\…ooh, the fireworks coming, I can’t wait… ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/6 "2001-11-11T05:23:07Z")
Another plea for a link… ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/7 "2001-11-11T05:23:16Z")
- pulls up chair next to Qwisp\* Want some popcorn? No? Don’t blame you… tastes like ass grease. _blows a kiss to Sue while waiting for the show_ ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/8 "2001-11-11T05:24:00Z")
Get your salted peanuts! Popcorn! Cracker Jack! ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/9 "2001-11-11T05:25:31Z")
> [@](#): > > To the rest of the “usual gang of idiots”, I offer some small apology for my intemperence. 😕 **Scylla** drove you to drink? ---
**Author:** ![DPWhite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@DPWhite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPWhite)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/10 "2001-11-11T05:28:30Z")
Oooooh. I love it when someone argues with a fool. I just have so much fun trying to tell the difference, if there is one. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/11 "2001-11-11T05:29:33Z")
I’m guessing that the [Never liked Bush but the shrub grows on ya](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97747&pagenumber=2) thread has something to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/12 "2001-11-11T05:35:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > **This brain has performed an illegal function, and will be shut down.** Too bad it shut down before finding the link(s). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/13 "2001-11-11T05:37:20Z")
“You can suck the brown grease out of my asshole, you cowardly little back-stabbing turd-blossom!.. I’m doing this simply to feel better, like taking that huge, acrid watery dump will sometimes cure a roiling guts.” Dammit! Would somebody open up a window in here? You were _warned_ to lay off those chili cheese dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/14 "2001-11-11T05:41:10Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Turbo Dog \* > \*\*\* pulls up chair next to Qwisp_ > > Want some popcorn? No? Don’t blame you… tastes like ass grease. > > \*\* Thanks for the offer. Wanna Beer I got a cooler full of imports and a few Miller Lites if you’re into domestics. _Opens up a nice Hacker-Pschorr_ ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/15 "2001-11-11T05:42:18Z")
> [@](#): > > But I couldn’t take one more minute of this yellow-eyed dog licker Are you trying to call him a yellow-eyed dog who licks?–this is what you have written. Or are you trying to call him a yellow-eyed dog-licker?–one who licks yellow-eyed dogs. Precision is important. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/16 "2001-11-11T05:52:43Z")
Where’s the fireworks? [Judge Smails]\*\* Well,… we’re waiting\*\* [/Judge Smails] [sub]Did someone say BEER?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/17 "2001-11-11T05:56:16Z")
Miller Lite huh? Well, after \ ass grease \ I think I could use one of those. Danke 🙂 _We want the show!!!_ _We want the show!!!_ _We want the show!!!_ _We want the show!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/18 "2001-11-11T05:59:36Z")
Read say the bottom 25% of page two and first couple of posts in page three. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97747&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97747&pagenumber=2) ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/19 "2001-11-11T06:02:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > Are you trying to call him a yellow-eyed dog who licks?–this is what you have written. Or are you trying to call him a yellow-eyed dog-licker?–one who licks yellow-eyed dogs. Precision is important. Or, if you want to get all fancy, and show off your knowledge of the en dash, you could try something along the lines of yellow-eyed–dog–licker, as yellow-eyed dog-licker sounds like someone with yellow eyes who licks dogs, which may even have been the intent. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734/20 "2001-11-11T06:02:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > \*\*I’m guessing that the [Never liked Bush but the shrub grows on ya](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97747&pagenumber=2) thread has something to do with it. \*\* Yes, that would seem to be the case. : yawn : Hey, did somebody say the had beer? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scylla/92734.md?page=2)