# SD Chat... now every crunchier!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385 "1999-11-29T17:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/21 "1999-12-01T03:39:00Z")

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OK, I give up !

I know ya’ll see when I come in, I see ya’ll too. But when I type the message box and hit send nothing happens. I have wasted some of my best lines too. !

Next time I show up it will be to stalk all of you who can chat. ☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹

And yes, I do need a hug !

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/22 "1999-12-01T06:33:00Z")

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Oh, man, another addiction. Thanks a bunch. I’ve never chatted before, not since college before we called it that.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/23 "1999-12-01T17:04:00Z")

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Ayesha: did you try the Java one?  
If all else fails, go to [www.mirc.com](http://www.mirc.com) and download mIRC. When you get it installed, choose “random US undernet server” from the menu or pick any server that is labeled “undernet” and connect to it.

Once you get logged in, a box will pop up asking what channel you want to join, with a whole list of irrelevant crap you won’t be interested in. Type #straightdope in the top and click ok or join or whatever the button says. Or just close the window and type /join #straightdope into any window in mIRC.

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“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat  
O p a l C a t  
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/24 "1999-12-02T06:54:00Z")

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OpalCat,  
Thanks, I’ll have Lion try it for me later. He’s the one who down loads things.  
Heaven forbid I should mess with this machine of his.

I do believe the problem is with our computer , somehow.

Son has Instant messanger, Lion does ICQ , ( whine) but I can’t chat (whine).

If this doesn’t work I’ll still show up and watch ya’ll.

Thank you so much for trying to help me .

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/25 "1999-12-01T22:09:00Z")

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Okay, got a little time before I leave work, so we’ll try this again…

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“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”  
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”  
“Up the voltage.”  
-_Real Genius_

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/26 "1999-12-02T09:52:00Z")

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Just tried to get on. It said Big Louie kicked me off!

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**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/27 "1999-12-02T11:34:00Z")

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Oh my goodness, I thought you were a bot, since you said nothing but “#straightdope”. ☹ I’m so sorry.

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/28 "1999-12-02T12:55:00Z")

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I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much in a chatroom as I have in #straightdope. 😃

Now if I could only go back to my usual sleeping patterns… :::yawns:::

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/29 "1999-12-02T14:10:00Z")

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I didn’t even know I’d gotten on! I’ll try again tonight.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/30 "1999-12-02T19:35:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I didn’t even know I’d gotten on!

He must not have been very well endowed then! 😃

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/31 "1999-12-02T19:41:00Z")

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I was just in there and **BurnMeUp** was the only other person there.

I proceeded to call his name in various and sundry ways.

**Burn** Baby **Burn**  
**Burn** in’ Down the House  
Hunk-a Hunk-a **Burn** in’ Love  
**Burn** in’ Urnin’ Churnin’ Funk  
To every season, **Burn** , **Burn** , **Burn**  
**Burn** around, bright eyes!

He didn’t answer.

_C’mere Loverboy!_

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/32 "1999-12-03T04:17:00Z")

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That’s odd, I was in there around 9:00 this morning. Donj and BurnMeUp were the only other people in there. Donj wandered off, and then my system crashed. BurnMe never said a word the entire time. I wonder if he’s still there. I’m gonna check.

And send this thread back to the top, while I’m at it.

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“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/33 "1999-12-03T17:50:00Z")

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I can’t BELIEVE no one is in the chat room! I thought there were a lot of us with no lives at all…

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Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/34 "1999-12-04T06:04:00Z")

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I was, Troy. Now, Zette, MaxTorque, and DstPuppy are there too.

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/35 "1999-12-04T23:49:00Z")

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Is there a was tosign on that doesnt involve coming to this thread??  
Help.

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/36 "1999-12-05T00:00:00Z")

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Kellibelli  
Try going to Opalcats webpage and following the link to mIRC or one of the other chat programs.  
Download a copy and install per the instructions.  
After instalation start the program select a local Dalnet server and logon then select #straightdope.

Hope this helps.

Peace  
t lion

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" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/37 "1999-12-05T04:53:00Z")

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Actually it is UNDERNET not DALNET that the channel is on. ANd yes, you can login by going to the Teeming Millions Homepage and clicking on “IRC Chat” (same as before I started this thread…the thread was just a demonstration of the new non-java thingie)  
[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/chat.adp](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/chat.adp)

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Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)  
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat  
O p a l C a t  
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/38 "1999-12-05T07:13:00Z")

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Sorry about the bad dope re: dalnet,OpalCat

Peace  
t lion

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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/39 "1999-12-08T05:07:00Z")

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!!!

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The things that come to those that wait may be the things  
left by those who got there first.

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**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-chat-now-every-crunchier/12385/40 "1999-12-10T16:48:00Z")

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Just wanted to bump this up on the ladder.

=)

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