# SD Sighting: Feeling all comfy inside **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 26, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551 "2018-01-26T22:24:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/1 "2018-01-26T22:24:55Z")
SD sighting: (is there a continuing thread like this?) **[What’s the best animal to slice open and crawl inside to stay warm](http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/455804/friday-links)?** FTR, I knew someone who actually did this in WWII. It was a cow. And during the night, he told me, another soldier hid there also and they had what they thought would be their last ever sex act. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/2 "2018-01-26T22:42:11Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > SD sighting: (is there a continuing thread like this?) > > **[What’s the best animal to slice open and crawl inside to stay warm](http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/455804/friday-links)?** > > FTR, I knew someone who actually did this in WWII. > > It was a cow. And during the night, he told me, another soldier hid there also and they had what they thought would be their last ever sex act. With a dead cow? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/3 "2018-01-26T22:45:12Z")
In for a penny, in for a pounding? ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/4 "2018-01-26T22:48:56Z")
You never know when the spirit will moove you. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/5 "2018-01-27T00:48:54Z")
In a dead cow? There’s a jerk-y joke there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/6 "2018-01-27T00:56:11Z")
How was there room for hijinks? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/7 "2018-01-27T01:02:49Z")
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a cow, a man is man’s best friend. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/8 "2018-01-27T18:47:01Z")
Bet it smelled like dairy air. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/9 "2018-01-27T20:47:41Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > How was there room for hijinks? They were both into leather. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/10 "2018-01-27T21:26:16Z")
Well, with my posting priviledges potentially at steak, I won’t call bull on the OP outside the Pit, but it does seem udderly ridiculous. I do think, cowever, that we should continue to milk it for all the humor it’s worth. Like, how are cow feet different from people feet? They lack toes. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/11 "2018-01-27T22:40:58Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > In a dead cow? There’s a jerk-y joke there somewhere. Certainly you’ve heard of “The Old Cow-Poke.” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/12 "2018-01-27T23:21:47Z")
Quoting OP: “And during the night, he told me, another soldier hid there also and they had what they thought would be their last ever sex act.” Sounds just as likely that the cow wasn’t involved in the act. Except to provide the warm, romantic atmosphere. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/13 "2018-01-28T01:27:55Z")
Northeast Nevada humor … alas, today’s cowboy rides an ATV … all the romance is gone … ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/14 "2018-01-28T02:39:55Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > Northeast Nevada humor … alas, today’s cowboy rides an ATV … all the romance is gone … Or gives a whole new meaning to the term “tire swing.” ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/15 "2018-01-28T04:52:19Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > Northeast Nevada humor … alas, today’s cowboy rides an ATV … all the romance is gone … > > > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > > > Or gives a whole new meaning to the term “tire swing.” Look, I don’t want to start some kind of beef here, but I’m not sure I like you guys trying to steer this thread away from the cow jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/16 "2018-01-28T05:54:21Z")
You make a valid criticism and I am going to ruminate on it for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/17 "2018-01-28T08:18:30Z")
I always thought it was ‘a roll in the hay’ not ‘a roll in old Bessie’. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/18 "2018-01-28T09:01:21Z")
I’m guessing they weren’t vegan? I mean come on, they had beef and pork? Tossed salad on the side? Anyone care for dressing?:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/19 "2018-01-29T13:16:50Z")
Didn’t any of the four stomachs get in the way? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551/20 "2018-01-29T13:25:41Z")
I’m sure they milked that cow-mouflage for all they could. But it was WWII. The steaks of getting caught by the Nazis were pretty high. If they’d decided to hoof it to the nearest outpost, they might have been heavily grilled for answers. Tripler I’m here all week. Try the veal. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sd-sighting-feeling-all-comfy-inside/807551.md?page=2)