# SDBM's Mr Beauty, 2000! The 4 candidate are....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 20, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081 "2000-08-20T20:21:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/21 "2000-08-21T06:59:07Z")

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**Clonk**

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/22 "2000-08-21T07:00:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scotticher \*  
> \*\ ***Clonk** \*\*

Hey! I’m trying for the sympathy vote here!

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/23 "2000-08-21T07:01:08Z")

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I just wanted to add that my vote for demo should not reflect poorly on the other candidates. Monster is fast becoming a friend and I am a DRY admirer. And iampunha and has the makings. Classy field allround.

There won’t really be losers guys: (Dare I say it?) Beauty (or Straight Dope) will be the winner on the day.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/24 "2000-08-21T07:02:32Z")

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Very nice suck up post, DRY! You’re a lucky bastard to get Scotti’s vote, but at least I’m still her main YOUNG man.

I’m quite surprised I got this far, and had as many nominations as Demo did for a runner-up position. While I know I don’t have a good chance to win, I think it’s pretty good that I even managed to advance this far in a place packed full of people better than I.

I’d like to thank hypergirl and TubaDiva for their votes, even if I bought them. I may not be good at convincing people to vote for me with words, but I know 1001 Kama Sutra skills, I make killer Midori Twists, and I send people chocolate (Well, gift certificates to get the chocolate, like what TubaDiva got).

Oh…one last thing: I will remember who voted for me when I turn 18 😉

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/25 "2000-08-21T07:42:32Z")

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Well, since I seem to have gotten removed from the running, I will certainly toss my vote in for the finest man on the roster…

DemoMan! _MY_ main man! 😃

(Psst, thanks for mailing my sunglasses back…)

-Sam

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/26 "2000-08-21T07:45:41Z")

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I’ll vote for **DRY** because otherwise he’ll bug me til the cows come home.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/27 "2000-08-21T07:47:36Z")

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Demo. He’s a hottie.

BTW, GaWd, you’re still up for Mr. Congeniality…

You _do_ know the consolation prize is a full-body massage from me, right?

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/28 "2000-08-21T09:03:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \*  
> \*\*BTW, GaWd, you’re still up for Mr. Congeniality…
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> You _do_ know the consolation prize is a full-body massage from me, right?
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WooHoo! Sign me up! Where/when is this redeemable?

😃

-Sam

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/29 "2000-08-21T10:27:37Z")

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Hmm… all I know is that Monster\_104 is a shallow little prick 😃

And TubaDiva… he offered the chocolate to Lynn before he offered it to you.

(Man, am I evil or what?)

Everyone… if you want DIRT on Monster\_104, ask ME! It’ll cost ya a bit, but hey, everything’s got its price…

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/30 "2000-08-21T10:36:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> **Democrites. Well, he already has the incredibly attractive Psycat90 as a wife, and two beautiful children.**

Hehehe, DRY obviously doesn’t know demo that well ;). As much as those two would make beautiful matching spouses, they are not married. And the two beautiful children (thing 1 and thing 2 (i swear, she has that on her homepage)) are actually Psy’s kids, not theirs together.

But, nice long post DRY, but my vote still goes to Demo (sorry monster, i dont believe in throwing the vote by adding a second. Get to know me more, maybe i’ll vote for you next time :D)

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/31 "2000-08-21T15:34:13Z")

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Wow! You guys are too much! What a way to start the week off! Well, even if I don’t win, the temporary notoriety was fun. I can’t believe I made it in here with the young 'uns. And without even flirting! 😉  
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> Hehehe, DRY obviously doesn’t know demo that well ;). As much as those two would make beautiful matching spouses, they are not married. And the two beautiful children (thing 1 and thing 2 (i swear, she has that on her homepage)) are actually Psy’s kids, not theirs together.  
> \*\*

FYI:  
No, we’re not married…yet. And, yes, psy has two kids and I have three(My kids don’t live with us.) Does that put me out of the running?😉  
Oh and, thanks Doob!

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/32 "2000-08-21T15:41:51Z")

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It seems like you’re leading right now, **Democritus**.  
We’ll see how it goes.

I haven’t voted yet.  
So here’s mine,  
it goes to **iampunha**.

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/33 "2000-08-21T16:23:42Z")

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> **SDBM** ’s Mr Beauty, 2000! The 4 candidate are…

**S** traight **D** ope **B** owel **M** ovement?

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/34 "2000-08-21T16:34:14Z")

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I’m not on ballet!!

How can this be 😃

Oh well, I’m gonna have to put some other pictures up. I have a ton of them now.

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/35 "2000-08-21T17:00:31Z")

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iampunha.

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/36 "2000-08-21T17:22:19Z")

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My vote does not really count as it is obviously biased, but I just have to say that Demo would really fill out the Mr. Beauty Queen ribbon gorgeously. And a tiara would really sparkle in that black hair. And if he won, he would use his title to spread world peace… 😉

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/37 "2000-08-21T17:28:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> And if he won, he would use his title to spread world peace…

…in one way or another…

😃  
:: d & r ::

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**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/38 "2000-08-21T17:42:10Z")

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My vote is for Democritus.

What can I say? He’s a good-looking man.

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/39 "2000-08-21T22:18:18Z")

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Okay, I have to do it. My vote goes to, the one and only…Monster104  
I just can’t help it, as much as I hate Beauty Pagents.He’s just so cute!  
~Lisa

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/40 "2000-08-22T05:30:30Z")

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It’s just a little disheartening when one of the contestants gets 3 votes in a row… ::sigh::

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