# SDBM's Mr Beauty, 2000! The 4 candidate are.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081 "2000-08-20T20:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/41 "2000-08-22T05:45:00Z")
One more for Monster104… He’s just so…CUTE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/42 "2000-08-22T05:55:28Z")
Now _THAT_ is uplifting! Thanks Falc! {{{Falcon}}} ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/43 "2000-08-22T13:42:45Z")
The winner of **SDMB’s Mr Beaty, 2000** is **Democritus** Look, all the audiens is standing up and cheering to you and I see that **psycat90** has a tear in her eyes, she must be so proud over you. ::I’m showing Demo the throne and he sits down and looks a bit touched. I’m putting the ribbon on him and the crown:: He looks gourgeus. Many congratulations **Democritus** , you have won because your inner and outside beauty. Also many congratulations to the outher nominated, you’re all sharing the second place. Look, her comes **psycat90** running to you, I see she has chamagne with her. Here’s the microphone **Demo** , anything you want to say? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/44 "2000-08-22T16:52:48Z")
:: sniff…sniff :: Well, I just want to thank my mom, and GaWd…umm, I mean god. I’d also like to thank my fellow contestants, Monster104, iampunha and DRY, for being such great sports. I’d also like to than the academy, and Pepsi, and Cheese Doodles ™…oh yes, and my manager: Jerry Maguire! I’d like to **not** thank Falcon, for being a no good stinkin’ traitor. I’d like to thank Anniz, who took me from being on (count them folks) **zero** crush lists to being Mr Beauty. Hmmmmm, well, whatever, I’m not arguing. There’s someone I’m forgetting…let’s see… Oh yes! My lovely girlfriend psycat, without her support I could not have…umm…logged on to the board? Yeah, that’s the ticket! Anyway, can I trade this crown and Speedo in for a tiara and ballgown??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/45 "2000-08-22T16:59:32Z")
Demo, Monster offered me a bribe. Did YOU offer me anything??? Nope. Easy choice. Come on, hon…you know I still loves ya! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/46 "2000-08-22T17:08:19Z")
I’ll forgive you… This time. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/47 "2000-08-22T17:16:00Z")
\*:: A disgruntled and envious **Milo** , up in the rafters, dumps a bucket of pig’s blood on **Demo’s** head during the crowning and presenting of the bouquet and sash … \*:: **Demo** hears the words of his whacked-out, fundamentalist mom ringing in his ears – They’re all gonna laugh at you! They’re all gonna laugh at you! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/48 "2000-08-22T20:16:24Z")
:: licking lips :: Mmmmm, pig blood! :: Looking around room :: Anybody want some of this? Milo? Ya sure? Dayum, this reminds me of back on the farm when we used to… :: regressing :: (Skywalkeresque scream) No, daddy…No! Not the sheeeeeeep!!! Whyyyyyyyyy??? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/49 "2000-08-22T20:20:35Z")
Well, I knew I wouldn’t win (I’m new and a teen), but hot damn if it wasn’t fun while it lasted. I was a Mr. Beauty runner-up! Congratulations to Demo (starts waving hands and pointing at him) for being such a (Mouths “fire” to someone at the top of a building) great contestant and such a worthy winner… _BLAM_ …OW! Dammit! Worthless snipers…mutter mutter… ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/50 "2000-08-22T21:29:07Z")
What!?! How can there be a winner? I haven’t cast my vote yet. RATS!!! Well DRY, if it’s any consolation, you had my vote. As far as this… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > \*\*Scotti, my dear, I guess I can keep the mash notes locked away, and not spam them out to the entire population of the message board. Just kiddin’, darling. A thank you to my most prolific correspondent (ahem, Grace, better get on the ball). \*\* You would think a girl would get credit for the number of phone calls I’ve placed. SHEESH!! Some people!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/51 "2000-08-22T23:41:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > \*\*:: licking lips :: > > Mmmmm, pig blood! > > :: Looking around room :: > > Anybody want some of this? Milo? Ya sure? > > \*\* Hey! Save that pigs blood! I could make a nice dinuguan with it! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/52 "2000-08-22T23:54:12Z")
Anniz: WHAT THE HELL? YOU RUN THIS WHILE I’M ON VACATION AND THUS HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY TO SUCK UP TO PEOPLE? WHAT IS THIS? Ahem. I’d like to thank those who voted for me (and as I just did a cursory glance at this thread, if I miss you, thanks): Kilgore Trout, Anniz and Edwardina. Demo, what is your talent? ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/53 "2000-08-22T23:59:09Z")
iam, you dont have to suck up to get MY vote…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/54 "2000-08-23T00:02:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Demo, what is your talent? hoo boy, do I know the answer to that one. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/55 "2000-08-23T00:06:55Z")
**’nuff said.** ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/56 "2000-08-23T00:15:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*My vote is for Monster. And no I’m not being bribed or manipulated in any way shape or form to say that. > > OK, i confess. He offered me chocolate, money, and sex. But I still do really think he is cute. \*\* Damn, he’s been offering that to you too? [j/k] Well, um, since I can take him up on his offers and you can’t,… _ **NI!** _ [explanation: my random act of silliness for the day.] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/57 "2000-08-23T00:38:15Z")
Hey, he offered it to me too. Monster’s gonna be BUSY once he turns 18… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/58 "2000-08-23T01:45:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grace \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > > > Scotti… > > > > A thank you to my most prolific correspondent (ahem, Grace, better get on the ball). > > \*\* > > You would think a girl would get credit for the number of phone calls I’ve placed. SHEESH!! Some people!! 😛 Not to worry, Grace, the thing is DRY thinks I type better than I talk. And I’m sure he thinks that you talk better than I type, so everything is cool. Hey-wait a minute…😕 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/59 "2000-08-23T02:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*iam, you dont have to suck up to get MY vote…🙂 \*\* Um . . . it would appear that it’s a bit late for that. But thanks for the consideration anyway:) It would appear that, having been a member far longer than I have (note I used the word “BEEN” there, friends;)), Demo’s got more friends. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdbms-mr-beauty-2000-the-4-candidate-are/30081/60 "2000-08-23T02:26:04Z")
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