# SDMB Achievement Unlocked!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [November 12, 2016, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594 "2016-11-12T05:30:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 3

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/41 "2016-11-14T17:53:35Z")

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baba booey

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### Author: ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/42 "2016-11-14T18:23:44Z")

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I have felt that life has not been worth living ever since they cancelled two tv shows:  
[The Kallikaks](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075521/) and  
[Working Stiffs](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078711/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)

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### Author: ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/43 "2016-11-14T18:32:01Z")

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Well, we did buy some roasted chicken yesterday for dinner. I also cleaned out the furnace room this weekend which was quite an achievement.

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/44 "2016-11-14T18:37:42Z")

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My penis just ensued.

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### Author: ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/45 "2016-11-14T18:48:40Z")

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Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.

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### Author: ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/46 "2016-11-14T19:46:01Z")

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My life has been Sweded.

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### Author: ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/47 "2016-11-14T19:47:30Z")

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You’re wrong! Very, very wrong!

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### Author: ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/48 "2016-11-14T20:02:42Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> You’re wrong! Very, very wrong!

.llop a tsop ot sdeen enoemoS !eergasid I

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### Author: ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/49 "2016-11-14T20:04:58Z")

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Oh yeah, politics. it’s like Hitler is taking over. And Trump. And Walmart.

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### Author: ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/50 "2016-11-14T20:17:55Z")

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If you ask the OP a question, is that an achievement? If you post a question for the thread, in the thread, is that an achievement?

Are we all motivated by shiny new things (like achievements)? Apparently, yes, we are.

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### Author: ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/51 "2016-11-14T21:04:28Z")

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I hope to trade in my achievements for tasty donuts – either the real kind or the kind used in The Simpsons Tapped Out game.

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### Author: ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/52 "2016-11-14T23:27:08Z")

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Hmmm, no new achievements since yesterday. The system must be RIGGED!

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### Author: ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2016, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-achievement-unlocked/771594/53 "2016-11-14T23:33:55Z")

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I’ll take too, but know that is asking two much.

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