# SDMB All-Pro Fantasy Football 2018

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 6, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439 "2018-07-06T22:43:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/1 "2018-07-06T22:43:50Z")

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[Last year’s thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832384)

Going into our 12th year.

We usually draft for this league on the Thursday after the third preseason game, which would put us at August 30. Probably 8 eastern/5 pacific. But that’s during the 4th preseason games, which some of you probably watch, so I’ll suggest Wednesday the 29th. If there’s a problem with that, speak up now.

No rule changes for this year yet, feel free to propose one if you’ve got an idea.

Everyone is invited to return this year and no one has yet decided not to play this year, but if you’re not going to, please inform us now.  
Historical records:

2006:

1. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
2. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)
3. Chitwood’s Penance (Jimmy Chitwood)
4. Last Place - Kiros (Kiros)
5. Isotopes (Petey)
6. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
7. Court Jesters (D\_Odds)
8. Holding out for Bush (Kid\_A)
9. Purple Helmed Warriors (OneCentStamp)
10. The Faceisburgers (MsRobyn, I think)
11. Zone Blitz (RetroVertigo)
12. Og’s Cowboys (can’t remember)

2007:

1. Quentin’s Jammers (EsotericEnigma/Jules Andre)
2. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
4. The Opposites (Kid\_A)
5. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Lightning)
6. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)
7. The Concussions (Kiros)
8. Isotopes (Petey)
9. Court Jesters (D\_Odds)
10. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
11. chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
12. No use for a Name (RetroVertigo)

2008:

1. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)
2. Kid\_A (Kid\_A)
3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
4. Quentin’s Jammers (EsotericEnigma/Jules Andre)
5. Kiros Mark IV (kiros)
6. Court Jesters (D\_odds)
7. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
8. Isotopes (Petey)
9. chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
10. No use for a name (RetroVertigo)
11. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Lightning)
12. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)

2009:

1. Quentin’s Jammers (Jules Andre)
2. Isotopes (Petey)
3. Frosted\_Lightning
4. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
5. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
6. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
7. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
8. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
9. Court Jesters (D\_odds)
10. Kid\_A
11. Last Place (Kiros)
12. Tazmanian Devils

2010:

1. Isotopes (Petey)
2. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
3. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
4. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
5. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
6. Frosted\_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
7. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
8. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
9. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
10. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
11. Court Jesters (D\_odds)
12. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devil)

2011:

1. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
2. Isotopes (Petey)
3. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
4. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
5. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
6. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
7. Frosted\_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
8. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
9. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
10. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
11. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
12. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)

2012:

1. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
2. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
3. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
4. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
5. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
6. Isotopes (Petey)
7. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
8. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
9. Overly Sentimental
10. Frosted\_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
11. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
12. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)

2013:

1. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
2. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
3. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
4. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
5. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
6. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
7. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
8. Overly Sentimental (Chuck)
9. Isotopes (Petey)
10. Last Place (Kiros)
11. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devil)
12. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Glass)

2014:

1. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Glass)
2. Last Place (Kiros)
3. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
4. Nine Inch Neils (RNATB)
5. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
6. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
7. Overly Sentimental (Chuck)
8. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
9. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
10. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
11. Isotopes (Petey)
12. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)

2015:

1. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
2. Overly Sentimental
3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
4. Frosted\_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
5. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
6. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
7. Last Place (Kiros)
8. Isotopes (Petey)
9. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
10. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
11. Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
12. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)

2016:

1. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
2. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
4. Isotopes (Petey)
5. Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
6. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
7. Overly Sentimental
8. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Glass)
9. Kelley’s Heroes (Munch)
10. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
11. Last Place (Kiros)
12. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)

2017:

1. Isotopes (Petey)
2. Magnus’ Marauders (magnusblitz)
3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
4. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
5. Kelley’s Heroes (Munch)
6. What’s In A Name (Chisquirrel)
7. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
8. Frosted\_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
9. Nine Inch Neils (RNATB)
10. Overly Sentimental
11. Omnipotents (Omiscient)
12. No Use For A Name (RetroVertigo)

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**Author:** ![magnusblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@magnusblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magnusblitz)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/2 "2018-07-08T19:27:59Z")

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Don’t want to put you in a lurch, but I think I’d like to withdraw. Felt a bit repetitive with my other leagues rules-wise and a bit too little interaction among owners for my tastes.

If you really have trouble finding a replacement, I’d still participate to avoid needing to constrict teams.

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**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/3 "2018-07-10T13:05:17Z")

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I’d like to add my name to the list of potential replacements if possible.

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**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/4 "2018-07-17T00:23:27Z")

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Back for another disappointing season.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/5 "2018-07-17T14:07:47Z")

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Put me in as a replacement if need be

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/6 "2018-07-19T22:35:07Z")

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I said in the dynasty league thread I was going to withdraw, but I changed my mind. So you don’t need to replace me in this league.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/7 "2018-07-31T16:53:18Z")

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I’m in. My quest to three-peat this league has been reset so I’m back.

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**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/8 "2018-08-02T23:33:42Z")

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Definitely in!

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/9 "2018-08-16T19:44:20Z")

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Is anyone here interested in playing in the SDMB’s oldest league, the [He Hate Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=859031) keeper league? We’ve got 2 slots open there. Or in the [big league](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=859030), where we’ve got at least one slot?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/10 "2018-08-20T20:01:55Z")

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Alright guys, we lost magnusblitz and Overly Sentimental this year. As their replacements, we have Hi, Neighbor! and Sir T-Cups.

I’m setting the draft to Wednesday, Aug 29 at 8:30 eastern, as mentioned in the OP.

Welcome aboard.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/11 "2018-08-22T01:54:28Z")

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Welcome guys (are you both guys? if not, then I’m using the gender neutral version of guys).

**SenorBeef** - you mentioned in the recruitment thread that we’re looking for two more but we’re all full up, right?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/12 "2018-08-22T02:07:09Z")

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There are scheduling conflicts with the draft I’m waiting to hear back about before I propose any changes so potentially everyone could attend, otherwise someone may have to back out. I also forgot that d\_odds told us last year that he wouldn’t be joining us this year, so I was expecting him to take his place in the league and instead I’ll need a replacement.

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**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/13 "2018-08-22T15:54:43Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Alright guys, we lost magnusblitz and Overly Sentimental this year. As their replacements, we have Hi, Neighbor! and Sir T-Cups.
> 
> I’m setting the draft to Wednesday, Aug 29 at 8:30 eastern, as mentioned in the OP.
> 
> Welcome aboard.

Draft time works for me.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/14 "2018-08-22T20:55:22Z")

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Me too.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/15 "2018-08-23T17:56:42Z")

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Alright, here’s where we’re at. Sir T-Cups and Hi, Neighbor signed up but didn’t notice the draft date/time in the OP. T-cups says he’s busy that Wednesday, but free that Tuesday/Thursday. I tried to contact Hi, Neighbor to see if one of those would work, but he hasn’t responded to me. I was trying to find a draft date/time that worked for everyone, and I wasn’t going to propose changes until they both got back to me, but since I still haven’t heard from Hi, Neighbor I guess we’ll just have to go ahead.

If we changed the draft to Tuesday or Thursday, Aug 28 or 30th, would everyone be able to make it? If not, then we’ll just stay with Wednesday (because in that case we’re just trading one person for another), but ideally we can shift it a day and retain Sir T-Cups. And perhaps Hello, Neighbor can make it too whenever he gets back to me. Otherwise we’ll have to fill one more slot, and fantasy interest has been way down this year so if anyone wants to get a friend in on the league that’d be fine.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/16 "2018-08-23T17:58:30Z")

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Either works for me.

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**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/17 "2018-08-23T22:07:39Z")

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Tuesday is good, but Thursday becomes more iffy and probably couldn’t make it.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/18 "2018-08-24T14:13:40Z")

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Thursday is now no good. I’m officiating a wedding (!) and have to meet the groom.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/19 "2018-08-24T16:00:40Z")

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I’m good with all of those.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-2018/817439/20 "2018-08-24T16:06:23Z")

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Sorry guys. I’m new and already causing problems.

Then again I’m technically a millennial so I’m also entitled and expect everything to be given to me 😛

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