# SDMB All-Pro fantasy football league 2010

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 30, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628 "2010-07-30T22:49:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/181 "2010-12-21T04:50:54Z")

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Oh man did that save a shitty fantasy weekend. Came down to the very end there, I beat Omni by 1.2 points barring scoring corrections.

He’d be beating himself up over benching Vincent Jackson (32.70), Benson (22), Hester (21.14), and Austin (11.3), but I think he was kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel a few days ago.

Your championship game will feature losing-record-does-not-belong-in-the-playoffs Petey, vs your fantasy football hero and likely father of your children, SenorBeef.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/182 "2010-12-26T19:12:36Z")

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I benched Bowe after 3 crap weeks and this happens as I knew it would.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/183 "2010-12-26T22:19:41Z")

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I’m reduced to hoping you crush me so I don’t have to beat myself up over the Bowe decision.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/184 "2010-12-26T22:34:40Z")

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Well, guys, I fell asleep at the wheel last week. I was on vacation in Vegas all last week and didn’t bother to check my lineups. In retrospect I’d have easily beat **Beef** because there’s no way I’d have started Rice in a blizzard over VJax or Hester last week. Based on the way things are looking I’d have probably been the champ. Fuck.

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**Author:** ![Petey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@Petey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petey)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/185 "2010-12-26T23:32:34Z")

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The Rodgers/Rivers matchup is killing me.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/186 "2010-12-26T23:46:54Z")

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You’re going to win. You just won’t win by enough of a margin to give me some sort of peace.

Would anyone have started Bowe (who had almost no production over the last 3 weeks, even though he had Cassel last game) over Calvin Johnson or Brandon Lloyd?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/187 "2010-12-27T00:09:13Z")

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Oh good, I get to beat myself up over Zach Miller vs Ben Watson too.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/188 "2010-12-27T00:31:45Z")

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I have an outside shot with a 22 point lead with Petey having Roddy White, Colston, and Longwell to play. He’s probably about 80% to win. I’d be in good shape if I started Bowe or Miller.

Third place game is pretty close. Great Old Ones has a 7 point lead and McCoy while Omni has Rice and the Falcons D.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/189 "2010-12-28T03:00:56Z")

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Alright Mr. White, your scoring is done for tonight.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/190 "2010-12-28T03:10:13Z")

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Man, I’d hate to see the championship come down to a bleedin’ kicker tomorrow night.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/191 "2010-12-28T03:12:41Z")

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Agreed. Let’s have Roddy White fumble it 19 times in a row so it’s not close.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/192 "2010-12-28T03:32:33Z")

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Got your fumble but wrong dude. Still, better than having White catch another TD.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/193 "2010-12-28T04:05:46Z")

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False start son!

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/194 "2010-12-28T04:48:10Z")

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Damn I hate kickers. Too bad they didn’t play in Philly during the blizzard.

Isotopes needs 7 points out of Longwell.

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**Author:** ![Petey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@Petey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petey)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/195 "2010-12-28T04:58:48Z")

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I really needed that Colston TD.

I bet I have a 50% chance of getting the 7 points.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/196 "2010-12-28T05:33:43Z")

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You’ll win by 1 point so I can spend the next week beating myself up over my sit/start decisions.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/197 "2010-12-28T05:41:43Z")

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Longwell’s scores this year:

2, 4, 7, 2, 7, 6, 4, 10, 8, 3, 6, 9, 3, 2. So I may have a decent chance. Maybe we can get a Joe Webb shutout. The randomness that kickers inject usually seems to work against me…

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/198 "2010-12-29T03:07:05Z")

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Damn it, I was happy to see that TD since it meant no FG, but then it got reversed…

Now 2 points would do it.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/199 "2010-12-29T04:04:14Z")

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And… looks like the idiot kicker will win **Petey** the championship. What a year. So should I feel better that he beat me in the semis?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-all-pro-fantasy-football-league-2010/548628/200 "2010-12-29T04:09:16Z")

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No one should feel good about anything ever again.

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