# SDMB as a dating service **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 17, 1999, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620 "1999-09-17T04:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/21 "1999-09-17T16:46:00Z")
Contestant #3, It seems your little complaint regarding using sdmb as a dating service has created its own little sex/flirting/forum. Was this an intentional Jedi reverse psychology mind trick to get yourself off? Cause if it was it worked…congrats. Donj ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/22 "1999-09-17T16:48:00Z")
[flirting]Never will the name E\*\*a pass these lips (well, fingers) again, oh She Who Must Be Obeyed.[/flirting] ## Take that C#3. One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/23 "1999-09-17T16:50:00Z")
Okay, dammit I gotta learn to type faster. That last post is definitely an anti-climax now. * * * One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box. ---
**Author:** ![Contestant\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Contestant\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contestant_3)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/24 "1999-09-17T16:59:00Z")
Donj writes: “It seems your little complaint regarding using sdmb as a dating service has created its own little sex/flirting/forum. Was this an intentional Jedi reverse psychology mind trick to get yourself off?” Oh yeah…(rolls eyes)…that’s it…I’m sitting here pounding the pud 'cause all this hot loser chat… * * * Contestant #3 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/25 "1999-09-18T05:06:00Z")
Con#3 . . . I don’t have a problem with flirting/dating, as long at it stays in MPSIMS. When it spills into the other forums where folks are having a serious discussion or debate, I get a little annoyed. As long as it remains in the Mundane Pointless realm, I know I can avoid it. -andros- * * * There’s always a bigger fish. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/26 "1999-09-18T05:07:00Z")
Well, you _are_ still here. 😃 ( I picture C#3 stomping and swearing in frustration) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/27 "1999-09-18T05:10:00Z")
C#3 – Hey it happens sometimes dude (though more often lately, I’ll give ya). Nothing to get bent out of shape over. So there’s a little non-confrontational, buddy-buddy, high-fivin’, "that’s a good post"ing, wink-winking, nudge-nudging, cybertit-flashing, touchy-feely, orgasm-counting, nipple-caressing, earlobe-nibbling, counter-thrusting, best-sexing, multiple-positioning flirting going on? Well… maybe that would bend you a tad out of shape. Let’s just chalk it up as “The heatherlee Effect”. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/28 "1999-09-17T18:53:00Z")
ChiefScott: Well, she hasn’t posted here in quite some time, so she musta rubbed off (hee hee) on the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/29 "1999-09-17T19:03:00Z")
Exact-a-mundo!! A little lovin’ goes a long way. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/30 "1999-09-17T20:36:00Z")
C#3 is right. All these flirtatious descriptions of our sexual proclivities must stop. Oh, and I’ve got a six-inch schlong, ladies. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/31 "1999-09-17T21:12:00Z")
WallyM7 seems to pass his affections around rather easily. He was worshiping me in another thread and now has moved on, the slut! 😉 C#3 you ARE jealous! I’ve never seen ANYONE flirt with you! What’s wrong with a little fun? Christ in a side-car! Why don’t you just tell us what’s okay, what’s not and we will all bow down before you. Yeah, right about the same time anyone out here votes for Danny boy! Oh, wait, I get it… you need some loving, don’t you, sugar. Well come here honey, put your head on my shoulder and let me show you the glory of God with my bare hands… Kisses all around! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/32 "1999-09-17T21:26:00Z")
Stop it, Byzzy, or we’ll hear about the marriage of 18 years again. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/33 "1999-09-17T21:27:00Z")
1. Sorry, C3. ---
**Author:** ![Lioness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lioness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lioness)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/34 "1999-09-17T21:55:00Z")
What, WallyM7 !!! You have been worshiping at the temple of another Godess, why you unfaithful little tramp. I outta… nah C #3 might get off if I did that here. Now get your little self over here and grovel properly, I may yet forgive you your infidelity. * * * Lioness, I rule the King of the jungle ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/35 "1999-09-18T00:15:00Z")
You mean that all I had to do was be an inconsistant ass to get everyone to flirt with me? Dammit! Will someone post the rules of the game here, 'cause I got a defective copy. :). ---
**Author:** ![Lioness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lioness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lioness)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/36 "1999-09-18T01:11:00Z")
Now Slythe dear, Even a Lioness can only flirt with so many men at once, before she gets a reputation as a “loose Kitty”. I’ll get to you as soon as possible. Kiss,Kiss. * * * Lioness, I rule the King of the jungle ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/37 "1999-09-18T01:27:00Z")
Back off bitch, he’s mine! 🙂 Wow, we could have some REAL fun now! Come on kitty kitty, let’s give C#3 what he’s REALLY looking for; two chicks fighting over one guy! Oh, wait, I guess he would want us to fight over him; you can have him. No, no, I insist! C#3 is ALL yours! Kisses all around! ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/38 "1999-09-18T01:40:00Z")
{{This is Bizarro Kelli, agreeing with Satan, again (my fingers hurt to type it!) I have made nice with Diane, a bunch of times, I have disagreesd with C#3,agreed with Lynn and the most Bizare of all, disagreed with Scotty(but we are ok now I think ) Would everyone please, PLEASE go back to your designated positions! I am really getting messed up…(twitch) cant tell who is who…(twitch)…birds…birds…(twitch)}} ## Programs, programs! Can’t tell the players without a program! No checks or cards, just currency or chocolate, if you please… Lynn the Packrat ---
**Author:** ![Lioness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lioness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lioness)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/39 "1999-09-18T02:11:00Z")
Byzantine, No, I insist that YOU take C # 3, you have been here longer. He likes you more, and lets face it, he’s most likely a limp duck ;). So I have to gracefully decline your very generous offer to let me have him. (What the hell did I do to you anyway). As much as it hurts to forgo the joy and pleasure of his company. ::::::sigh::::::: , weeping and gnashing teeth. Oh the pain , the pain ## ok C. #3, let go of your pud before you go blind. Lioness, I rule the King of the jungle ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/40 "1999-09-18T05:56:00Z")
Lioness– you are really scaring me! You sound (type) a lot like me so hey, I like you already! I’m nothing in not narcissistic! How about we give him to… hummmm… Brithael? Nah, too weird. Ummmm Kellibelli, do you want him? Or should we let Heatherlee have a go at him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620.md?page=3)