# SDMB as a dating service **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 17, 1999, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620 "1999-09-17T04:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 1999, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/61 "1999-09-19T15:05:00Z")
Sorry. Blond moment. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 1999, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/62 "1999-09-20T05:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > six-inch schlong Shouldn’t this have been posted in the oxy-C#3. . . . er uh. . . I mean oxymoron thread? > [@](#): > > Anyway, **kitten** , if you give me one more chance, I swear I’ll never go > whoring on this board again. Huh? Give you one more chance? I don’t think we’ve even been introduced yet. > [@](#): > > Now, where were me, my little sex kitten? > > Purr for me. Growl. > > Oh oohh ooohh… A-hem. She’s Lioness. I’m Kitten. You wanna hear some purrrrrring baby? > [@](#): > > Stars come after, depending. Does it really matter as long as _I_ come? 🙂 * * * It is all becoming clear. C#3 has been very interested in my sex life lately. He’s been married for how many years? (PULEEEEZE don’t tell us again) The poor, pathetic slob is sexually frustrated! HA HA HA HA !!! The old man is obviously spanking the spider monkey as he fantasizes from the threads! Eeeeewwwwww. . … now that’s a gruesome thought! * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 1999, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/63 "1999-09-20T07:48:00Z")
Damn! Gotta start paying more attention to the sigs. A spelling class wouldn’t hurt, either. Sorry. Diane, you are a Goddess. I will build a shrine to… Never mind. Everybody’s got my number now. Gonna change my name and come back as a UFO-watching, spell-casting, liberal-bashing, gun-toting, free-thinking, bible-preaching, born-again left wing radical Lesbian. Maybe then, I’ll get the attention and respect I deserve, dammit! Love ya! * * * If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 1999, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/64 "1999-09-20T16:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > How could one get excited over being flirted with or propositioned by someone you’ve never seen or met in person? You wanna explain that one? Um… who said we hadn’t seen/met in person? I’ve met several of the people here. * * * **\>^,^\<** “Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…” OpalCat’s site: [http://opalcat.com](http://opalcat.com) The Teeming Millions Homepage: [fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/65 "1999-09-21T05:46:00Z")
Wally, I have to admit you have me perplexed now. You are going to come back as “liberal-bashing, left wing radical?” HOw is this possible? * * * One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 1999, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/66 "1999-09-20T21:04:00Z")
How is it possible to be a liberal AND a left-wing basher at the same time? Easy. Masochism. (Either that, or an interpretation of “bashing” that’s more along the lines of “spanking the monkey”.) ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Iron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Big\_Iron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Iron)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 1999, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/67 "1999-09-20T21:47:00Z")
Er, Tracer, perhaps you are unaware that “liberal” and “left-wing radical” are two vwery different things, and that many (if not most) “left-wing radicals” hold liberals as much in contempt as they do conservatives. That was motre common back in the 60s, of course, when there were actually such things as “liberal jokes” (no, I don’t mean Hubert Humphrey). ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 1999, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/68 "1999-09-20T21:47:00Z")
There’s a simple explanation. A lot of times I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. * * * If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![Moonshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Moonshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonshine)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/69 "1999-09-27T14:31:00Z")
C#3, look at what you started here; I hope your happy. Its like a damn Barbara Cartland novel in here. ---
**Author:** ![Danny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Danny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/70 "1999-09-27T15:57:00Z")
Hey, how did I get sucked into this thread? I had better do some global searches! Oh well, whether I am the one being called upon by the Almighty or not, if I am not troll before, I guess I will be troll now! I may as well grovel and maybe the Omnipotent will condescend to toss a morsel of the “glory of God” this way. Just think, such BYZANTINE contraptions that may be used on me: wow…my mind is already halfway there! And to think, I can finally use my tools on something other than cars and houses! At the very least I will cherish the slice of Kiss that dropped my way that had been showered upon all! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/71 "1999-09-27T21:44:00Z")
I just wanted to mention that, as I’m reading this thread right now, there are 69 messages in it. It just seemed _so_ appropriate. Of course, now that I’ve posted this, there are going to be 70 messages in this thread, which kinda destroys the romance – but, hey, I figgered this moment in history had to be preserved. * * * Visit the Internet Stellar Database at [www.stellar-database.com](http://www.stellar-database.com) ---
**Author:** ![Danny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Danny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/72 "1999-09-30T20:35:00Z")
You could always wait for 669, or 699, or hell, lets take everyone in this thread: 69696969696969 69696969696969 69696969696969 Is there a town right on the US/CANADIAN border? Kind of half US, half CANADA? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/73 "1999-09-30T20:45:00Z")
I like 77 myself. After all you get ate, ooops, eight more * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * I’m out of my mind, but, feel free to leave a message ---
**Author:** ![Danny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Danny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/74 "1999-09-30T21:26:00Z")
Apparently there’s plenty of room for all here! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 1999, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/75 "1999-10-01T22:21:00Z")
Ever notice that 69 looks like a Yin-Yang symbol? ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 1999, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/76 "1999-10-02T23:16:00Z")
Is this a great debate?Is this “about this board?” Should this be in MPSIMS where the people involved will read it? Just questions, don’t flame me.I won’t be back to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![heatherlee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@heatherlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatherlee)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/77 "1999-10-21T23:57:00Z")
well my thoughts on this is i think its totally wrong for people that are married or have serious relationships to flirt like I see some of these people doing. But your decision. I just choose to not be involved nor involved with anyone that does act this way. Also Cheif Scott or whatever your name is, I posted threads about questions, nothing to do with flirting even if they were sexual they were goofy general questions. I did it to get a rise outta people and thats exactly what I got. so you can take it any way you choose. personally I dont care. * * * Love Always, Heather Lee [XheatherleeX@aol.com](mailto:XheatherleeX@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![La\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@La\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/La_King)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/78 "2001-01-16T16:27:58Z")
**[Have we run out of stuff to talk about?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1058508#post1058508)** > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Krispy Original \* > \*\*I was a poster ahead of my time: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=4649](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=4649) > > Don’t let anyone tell you that this kind of stuff is a recent problem… > > \*\* What goes around comes around, I guess:D Maybe your thread can have one more day in the sun 😕 ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/79 "2001-01-16T16:54:02Z")
Man this takes me back… That Wally was such a nut. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620/80 "2001-01-16T22:54:20Z")
There is really no reason to resurrect this thread. If you wanna link to it, that’s swell, but resurrecting a thread just to point out how similar it is to a current one is just plain pointless. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-as-a-dating-service/2620.md?page=3)