# SDMB Auction League Fantasy Football 2014

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 1, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586 "2014-08-01T17:14:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/1 "2014-08-01T17:14:59Z")

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[Last year’s thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=698886)

Current draft date is Thu Aug 28 6:00pm pacific, the same as every year, but if you can’t make it, voice that now.

Carrying all rules in from previous years, including left over auction dollars going to FAAB, commish approved trading with fast tracking when both parties declare their intentions, conditional starts for active/inactive sunday morning, all laid out in previous threads. Open to any ideas about scoring metrics or any other changes.

Our historical standings:  
2007:

1. Omniscient
2. Boozahol Squid, PI
3. LOUNE
4. SenorBeef
5. VarlosZ
6. Chuck (from off board - the roomate)
7. Ellis Dee
8. Kiros

2008:

1. Hamlet
2. It’s Not Rocket Surgery
3. Mike (the random dude in our mock draft on ESPN who became part of our league)
4. SenorBeef
5. Kiros
6. Boozahol Squid, PI
7. Spiritus Mundi
8. Ellis Dee
9. Chuck
10. VarlosZ
11. Omniscient
12. RNATB

2009:

1. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
2. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
3. The One Man League (It’s Not Rocket Surgery)
4. Orlando Rage (RNATB)
5. Quentin’s Jammers (Jules Andre)
6. Overly Sentimental (Chuck)
7. Show me your TDs (Mike)
8. Varlos’ Zzzzzz (VarlosZ)
9. Last Place (Kiros)
10. The Jackson 4 (Hamlet)
11. Chicago Cutlery (Omniscient)
12. Cobra Kai (Boozahol Squid, PI)

2010:

1. New New York Benders (It’s Not Rocket Surgery!)
2. Quentin’s JAMmers (Jules Andre)
3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
4. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)
5. Overly Sentimental (Chuck)
6. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
7. Chicago Cutlery (Omniscient)
8. Show me your TD’s (Mike)
9. Crowley’s Bentley (Hamlet)
10. Phoenix Redbirds (dalej42)

2011:

1. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
2. Duke’s Devils (MTRG)
3. Overly Sentimental (Chuck - off board)
4. Crowley’s Bentley (Hamlet)
5. HungryHungryHaruspex (Jules Andre)
6. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
7. New New York Benders (It’s Not Rocket Surgery!)
8. Chicago Cutlery (Omniscient)
9. Phoenix Redbirds (dalej42)
10. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
11. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)
12. Team Dragon Ash (DragonAsh)  
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2012:

1. HungryHungryHaruspex (Jules Andre)
2. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
3. Chicago Cutlery (Omniscient)
4. New New York Benders (It’s Not Rocket Surgery!)
5. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)
6. Duke’s Devils (MTRG)
7. Phoenix Redbirds (dalej42)
8. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
9. Crowley’s Bentley (Hamlet)
10. Overly Sentimental (Chuck - off board)

2013

1. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
2. Duke’s Devil’s (MTRG)
3. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)
4. Cobra Kai (Boozahol Squid, PI)
5. New New York Benders (It’s Not Rocket Surgery!)
6. Isotopes (Petey)
7. Chicago Cutlery (Omniscient)
8. Court Jesters (d\_odds)
9. Crowley’s Bentley (Hamlet)
10. Overly Sentimental (Chuck)

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/2 "2014-08-02T02:46:45Z")

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I’m finally back to a normal schedule. If there’s an open space, I’d like back in.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/3 "2014-08-04T15:01:43Z")

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Over the years, I’ve been trying to start or participate in more and more novel fantasy formats that are interesting. The big league, and dynasty league, in particular, are my favorite leagues. But between all the leagues I’m in, and a money league not on the SDMB, I’m finding my fantasy enjoyment is diminished. I just have too many things to keep track of on sunday, often conflicting.

So I’m trying to shed myself of some leagues to raise my enjoyment of the fantasy season.

This league pioneered the auction format for us, and I love that, but we’ve been able to spread it to some other leagues and so other than that, this league is a bit vanilla. The membership also tends to dip more with more turnover in this league than the others for whatever reason - some years we have to play shorthanded, so I’m not even sure the interest is really all that high in general in this league.

I’d need a volunteer replacement as commissioner and another player to fill out the empty slot. You wouldn’t have to continue the little extras I tend to do unless you wanted to, although it ends up being not very much work. You’d mostly just have to prod people along, listen to rule proposals, and occasionally sort out some sort of minor problem, and recruit any absent people from year to year - we usually have a very high retention rate so it’s not difficult.

Is anyone interested?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/4 "2014-08-16T17:23:45Z")

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We have two missing players - Boozahol Squid, PI and It’s Not Rocket Surgery! And possibly myself, if I can recruit both a new player and a commissioner to take over my slot. Dale will get first crack at an unfilled slot if neither of those guys respond soon. And I’ll recruit new people for the rest, if needed.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/5 "2014-08-25T19:17:28Z")

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We’re at 9 players right now, which is an undraftable number. Fantasy interest has been down these last two years - where it used to be easy to get several recruits for every league, not so much anymore.

I’ve also, as I said, been trying to shed a league or two in order to keep my interest in my remaining leagues. I’m kind of oversaturated.

I’ve talked to Varlos, and he’s willing to commish this league. He’s a very good commish, fair, and I’m sure there will be no problems. I’m not sure if he wants to do the random extra stuff I do like conditional starts and stated-intention starts with late trading and such, that’ll be up to him.

So I think I’m going to step down and let the league run 8 handed. Hopefully that’s okay with everyone. It might even keep it interesting since it sort of forces somewhat different draft values and strategies, something to seperate it a bit from standard 12 man leagues.

You can always discuss trying to recruit next year, or altering the rules, or otherwise changing the league to your liking for next year.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/6 "2014-08-25T21:12:39Z")

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Ok, looks like I’ll be the commish this year and we’ll be running with 8 at the moment. I think 10 is preferable, so I’m going to post a new thread specifically for recruitment and hope two people come out of the woodwork. Anyone with thoughts on, well, anything should speak up soon.

The draft is set for this Thursday at 9 Eastern. Are we able to move it if we want, or are all the slots spoken for?

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/7 "2014-08-25T21:55:38Z")

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> [@VarlosZ](#):
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> Ok, looks like I’ll be the commish this year and we’ll be running with 8 at the moment. I think 10 is preferable, so I’m going to post a new thread specifically for recruitment and hope two people come out of the woodwork. Anyone with thoughts on, well, anything should speak up soon.
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> The draft is set for this Thursday at 9 Eastern. Are we able to move it if we want, or are all the slots spoken for?

To what day were you thinking about moving it?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/8 "2014-08-25T21:56:51Z")

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Tuesday night seems the last practical time slot you can use, the big league drafts Wednesday and the season starts Thursday.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/9 "2014-08-25T21:59:04Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Tuesday night seems the last practical time slot you can use, the big league drafts Wednesday and the season starts Thursday.

And I won’t be available Tuesday. Friday, Sunday, and Monday nights are all fine.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/10 "2014-08-25T21:59:56Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> To what day were you thinking about moving it?

I wasn’t thinking of moving it specifically, just wanted to know what was possible in case not everyone was happy with the time.

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**Author:** ![MTRG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@MTRG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTRG)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/11 "2014-08-26T19:10:30Z")

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Frankly, Thursday was going to be a huge pain in the ass for me. It would be great if it was, in fact, moved to another day

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/12 "2014-08-26T21:59:50Z")

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If anyone is interested, we need a last minute replacement for the all-pro draft at 9pm tonight (I think you’d have to be in the league by 8:30). It’s also an auction draft for the first time this year, 12 players. If you’re interested in having an extra league (obviously don’t leave this one to come there), pm me or post in that thread.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/13 "2014-08-27T01:13:42Z")

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I’d prefer next Tuesday , that would give us time to recruit. I have no idea how an 8 team auction is going to run.

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**Author:** ![Petey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@Petey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petey)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/14 "2014-08-27T12:22:32Z")

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If a new draft is Tuesday, I’ll have to drop out. I have a real life draft that night.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/15 "2014-08-27T19:29:24Z")

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Can people make it on Monday night, by any chance?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/16 "2014-08-27T19:30:56Z")

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You may want to PM everyone in the league, since you’ve only got a day to the draft, to make sure everyone registers their opinion. Tell them you’re aiming for 9pm on Monday to be specific. If anyone objects, see if they can offer alternative times they can be there.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/17 "2014-08-27T19:35:43Z")

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Either tomorrow or Monday is OK with me.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/18 "2014-08-27T21:42:57Z")

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Monday is fine with me , I’d really like to for us to get up to ten teams if possible.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/19 "2014-08-28T21:30:20Z")

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The draft’s in a few hours. Sorry if I introduced some potential confusion about the date by asking about alternatives. Looks like we’ll be 8, but if anyone thinks they can pull in a couple friends or people from another message board in time, that’s cool too.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-auction-league-fantasy-football-2014/694586/20 "2014-08-28T22:18:48Z")

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I can probably get another player, but he’s definitely unavailable tonight.  
Any chance we can still move it to another day?

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