# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/1 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")
I would like to nominate **Duck Duck Goose** for **Best Use of a Search Engine** for her AWESOME research skills! So, you folks have anyone you’d like to nominate for something? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/2 "2000-12-27T17:30:09Z")
Yes, I know this has been done before, but I figured it was time to revisit. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/3 "2000-12-27T17:35:05Z")
Okay… I think I have to vote for Osip and Ad Noctum as real charmers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/4 "2000-12-27T17:50:49Z")
I nominate **purplebear** and **Scotticher** as **nicest Dopers**. Also, **DRY** gets my vote for **best use of Shakespeare** quotations. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/5 "2000-12-27T17:51:57Z")
Hmmmmmmmmmm…interesting screw-up there. Ah, well. I then nominate myself for worst vB user. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/6 "2000-12-27T17:57:10Z")
Can I be nominated for worst spelling/grammar? puhleaz!!! dodgy ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/7 "2000-12-27T17:58:51Z")
I hereby nominate \*\* BornDodgy, Sue Duhnym, and Medea’s Child \*\* as Board Cutie-Pies and/or Board breathtakingly beautiful females 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/8 "2000-12-27T18:09:19Z")
How about **peace** as **Poster Most Resembling an Alcohol-Saturated Christmas Fruitcake**? I’m also going to say that **Ad Noctum** has to be **The Poster With the Biggest Stable of Women Waiting for Him to Turn 18** ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/9 "2000-12-27T18:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BornDodgy \* > \*\*Can I be nominated for worst spelling/grammar? > puhleaz!!! > > dodgy \*\* Yeah, I can’t think of anyone worse, but it’s kind of unfair, what with English not being your first language and all. For the worst native anglophone orthographer, I’ll nominate **spooje** , who clearly cannot spell. Also: **tomndebb** for most consistently informative posts; **Scylla** for best political analysis; and maybe **Akatsukami** for Doper we’d most like to hear from more often. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/10 "2000-12-27T18:16:34Z")
Can I nominate myself? Poster most likely to suggest Napalm as an answer to a “How do I…”-type question. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/11 "2000-12-27T18:24:04Z")
Sue, I humbly and honorably accept this nomination, thanks babe 😉 I’d also like to nominate Gunslinger as the Poster most likely to suggest Napalm as an answer to a “How do I…”-type question. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/12 "2000-12-27T18:29:26Z")
I nominate myself for **Poster Most Likely To Nominate Himself**. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/13 "2000-12-27T18:33:08Z")
**Sue** , I’d like to nominate you for best sigs. (Is it me, or does that just sound dirty?) Yeah, totally self serving. I must be reading too many **Jack Batty** threads. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/14 "2000-12-27T18:42:13Z")
I third the nominations for Gunny and Adam. I would also like to nominate Zoggy as Poster With Most Unusual Relationship With Stuffed Animals. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/15 "2000-12-27T18:46:59Z")
I nominate myself for most pathetic and self serving [bump](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1002246#post1002246). ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/16 "2000-12-27T18:51:55Z")
Best researched answers: **Collounsbury**. I’m going to be just like him as soon as I travel the world, read technical manuals on biology, physics and history and develop a few trillion more brain cells. I’ve mentioned this before, and it’s still true. **Ukulele Ike** is the king of one-liners. **SaxFace** has my vote for favorite Latvian poster all sewn up. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/17 "2000-12-27T19:23:23Z")
I nominate Cervaise for The Most Entertaining Pit Rant. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/18 "2000-12-27T20:11:50Z")
I nominate **TwistofFate** as best cyberbitch! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/19 "2000-12-27T20:42:30Z")
I nominate **Magical Silver Key** as strangest poster who has suddenly disappeared. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/20 "2000-12-27T20:49:20Z")
Best name change - **BratMan007** now known as **Crunchy Frog**. Most obsessed one trick pony (no, not **Esprix** ) - **Jack Dean Tyler** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=2)