# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/201 "2001-01-02T20:16:52Z")
I nominate myself for the **Most Likely to Spew Beverages on Monitor and Keyboard From Laughing So Hard While Reading the Message Boards** award. I can provide cites, but I’m too lazy to look them up. And I’m too busy cleaning the monitor from reading the nominations in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/202 "2001-01-02T20:44:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **idiotboy** for best use of a coffehouse in a name. Why, thanks thinksnow! I think I’ll reciprocate the nomination… I nominate **thinksnow** as **the only Doper to see [JerkWaterJive](http://mp3.com/jerkwaterjive) live!** It’s a fact! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/203 "2001-01-02T22:41:02Z")
I nominate **Tygr** as **The Poster to be Named Later**. It’s true! I’m on a whirlwind name recognition tour as we speak! viz: This post right here. Soon my name shall be called forth [sub](called forth? who are the other three?)[/sub] on every Name-Dropping Popularity Thread throughout the length and breadth of this land! Disclaimer: Tygr’s Name Recognition Tour shall never not, in no way at all, be confused with a Flagrant Post-Count Padding Tour. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/204 "2001-01-02T23:22:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Some nominations of my own: > > **This Thread,** for fastest to four pages. Zzzzoom! > > **Myself,** for Most Dominant Movie Geek Prior To Finding SDMB And Who Now Tries To Hide Jealousy Over All The Other Incredibly Well Informed Movie Geeks He Didn’t Expect To Find Here. Also, I’m the Movie Geek Who Goddamn Better Update His Movie Review Website Pronto. > > **Wildest Bill,** for Most Compulsive Thread Starter. Also, for Person Whose Threads Most Wildly Vary In Quality For No Apparent Reason. > \*\* 1. Perhaps you missed “The Last Word”. 2. Perhaps you missed Wendell Wagner. 3. Perhaps you missed **insider** , who despite his name started 14 GQ questions in one day. Not even MSK did that. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/205 "2001-01-03T01:28:03Z")
I’d like to nominate me for **Poster Who Feels Like The Biggest Idiot For Not Getting Sue’s Name.** I’m serious, and it’s really pissing me off. FOR GODS SAKES \*HELP ME! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/206 "2001-01-03T02:00:38Z")
It’s a “pseudo-name.” Get it? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/207 "2001-01-03T02:15:33Z")
Sweet lord… THAT’S **HILARIOUS!** I always liked you sue… this just secures it. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/208 "2001-01-03T02:31:23Z")
I think I’d like to nominate myself for **Biggest Jerk Who At Least One Person Thinks Is The Epitome Of Cool Judging By A Previous Post In This Very Thread But Who Actually Means Well And Longest Nomination Title Too Just For The Hell Of It** I hardly ever participate in these types of threads because I have a debilitating fear of offending someone by not mentioning them. But in the spirit of the thread, I’d like to nominate **Bottle of Smoke** for **Most Likely To Enjoy An Afternoon At The Batty House If He Ever Came Over With An Arm-Load Of Playstation Games** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/209 "2001-01-03T02:35:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*I think I’d like to nominate myself for **Biggest Jerk Who At Least One Person Thinks Is The Epitome Of Cool Judging By A Previous Post In This Very Thread But Who Actually Means Well And Longest Nomination Title Too Just For The Hell Of It** > > I hardly ever participate in these types of threads because I have a debilitating fear of offending someone by not mentioning them. > > But in the spirit of the thread, I’d like to nominate **Bottle of Smoke** for **Most Likely To Enjoy An Afternoon At The Batty House If He Ever Came Over With An Arm-Load Of Playstation Games** \*\* I’d like to nominate Jack Batty for being the biggest whore. For attention. BTW Jack, I meant that Fabio remark. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/210 "2001-01-03T02:51:58Z")
Ouch… Mermaids last comment burns more then it does when **ElusiveMiser** pees. He never comes into MPSIMS anyway… and he knows I’m joking… ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/211 "2001-01-03T03:59:29Z")
I’d like to nominate myself as the poster least likely to generate a response. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/212 "2001-01-03T05:07:58Z")
I will not nominate myself for anything, having already received the honor of being named the **Alpha Redhead** of ChiDope. One must not ask too much… but Jack Batty is certainly cool! ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/213 "2001-01-03T14:33:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Purd Werfect \* > \*\*I’d like to nominate myself as the poster least likely to generate a response. \*\* I’d respond, but I don’t want you to lose your own nomination. oops! now I’ve done it. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/214 "2001-01-03T15:01:23Z")
**JBFarley**. A double nomination. **Fastest Flame on the Web**. and **Most Likely to Be Held Responsible for Message Board Conflagration that Results in the SDMB Being Declared Eligible for Federal Disaster Funds**. Go, JB! [carefully moves to stand behind Sue] [How shall we spend the money? A new server, of course, but then what?] And also I’d like nominate JB for a Duck Duck Goose Favorite Posts award– **JB** to **Peace** : > [@](#): > > **Merry Christmas, fucknut!** [sigh] A classic. (even though it now seems to have disappeared from the Archives, I will always treasure its memory.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/215 "2001-01-03T17:26:05Z")
Yey! I got nominated for an award (on the only night in the last 6 months when I actually went to bed early 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/216 "2001-01-03T17:48:30Z")
Well I wasn’t gonna say anything to you, I figured you would have seen it already. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/217 "2001-01-03T18:05:29Z")
**Duck** , thank you ever so much for the nomination. You’re lucky too, cuz you were really starting to piss me off… The above line was deleted at my request, cuz I insulted in GD. Thanks David B. jb ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/218 "2001-01-03T23:29:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phobos \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Purd Werfect \* > > \*\*I’d like to nominate myself as the poster least likely to generate a response. \*\* > > I’d respond, but I don’t want you to lose your own nomination. oops! now I’ve done it. \*\* Damn you Phobos! 🙂 It just goes to show you that these things are just popularity contests, and those most deserving never win anyway. Or at least that’s my assumption as to why I’ve not yet snared an Oscar. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/219 "2001-01-04T15:21:53Z")
I’d like to nominate **Silly Rabbit** for **Best Use of a Web Cam**. Trust me on this. (I was going to nominate her for **Best Cleavage** , but I thought that may spawn too many disagreements. Now if all the female Dopers want to send me pix of their cleavage, I would gladly peruse them all carefully and judge them fairly before giving the nomination to **Silly Rabbit**.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/220 "2001-01-04T15:36:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > I’d like to nominate **Bottle of Smoke** for **Most Likely To Enjoy An Afternoon At The Batty House If He Ever Came Over With An Arm-Load Of Playstation Games** \*\* Hokey Smokes! Been here 6 months and never been mentioned in a list of any kind. And then I make two lists in the last two weeks. Was it cuz I changed my deodorant? Thanks, Jack (OK, so you were also the one who put me on the other list, too. Here’s that $20. Don’t say where you got it). And you can rest assured that if I ever find myself in the Bay Area, I will bring a sack of games and look you up. Incidently, my 5 year old son just got Spyro 3 for Xmas. Needless to say, I haven’t been getting to bed very early the last week or so.🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=12)