# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/221 "2001-01-04T16:12:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* Now if all the female Dopers want to send me pix of their cleavage, I would gladly peruse them all carefully and judge them fairly before giving the nomination to **Silly Rabbit**.) šŸ˜ƒ \*\* How about us male Dopers, can we send you pictures of our ass-cracks? Itā€™s a kind of cleavage. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/222 "2001-01-04T16:26:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scratch1300 \* > \*\*How about us male Dopers, can we send you pictures of our ass-cracks? Itā€™s a kind of cleavage. \*\* Send them to Drain Bead, I understand she likes asses. šŸ˜ƒ And now for the bad pun: You can be a real smart-ass **scratch**. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/223 "2001-01-04T18:01:31Z")
Iā€™m both shocked and appauled that my name was not mentioned once on this thread! _gasps_ā€¦shame on you all! SHAME! Now that thatā€™s over, I nominate myself for the chick on the board with the best ass _points to ass_ or the chick most likely to commit suicideā€¦okay, so itā€™s late, Iā€™m tired and deleriousā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/224 "2001-01-04T23:04:32Z")
Bump. Should we maybe have votes on all these awards? I nominate someone other than myself to tabulate things. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/225 "2001-01-05T00:56:22Z")
Props go to **scylla** for doper to start the thread that had the most instances of chicken rape. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/226 "2001-01-05T01:05:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > (I was going to nominate her for **Best Cleavage** , but I thought that may spawn too many disagreements. Now if all the female Dopers want to send me pix of their cleavage, I would gladly peruse them all carefully and judge them fairly before giving the nomination to **Silly Rabbit**.) _HEY!!_ Iā€™ll be the judge! Iā€™m unbiased. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/227 "2001-01-05T01:07:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > (I was going to nominate her for **Best Cleavage** , but I thought that may spawn too many disagreements. Now if all the female Dopers want to send me pix of their cleavage, I would gladly peruse them all carefully and judge them fairly before giving the nomination to **Silly Rabbit**.) > > _HEY!!_ > > Iā€™ll be the judge! Iā€™m unbiased. šŸ˜ƒ > \*\* Iā€™ll be the judge of that. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/228 "2001-01-05T03:29:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* > \*\*Iā€™m both shocked and appauled that my name was not mentioned once on this thread! _gasps_ā€¦shame on you all! SHAME! > > Now that thatā€™s over, I nominate myself for the chick on the board with the best ass _points to ass_ or the chick most likely to commit suicideā€¦okay, so itā€™s late, Iā€™m tired and deleriousā€¦ \*\* Though I have never seen your ass, Iā€™ll second this. Why? Just because. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/229 "2001-01-05T07:33:04Z")
wellā€¦ Iā€™m gonna nominate myself for **most likely to miss all the good stuff because I live halfway around the world and am usually asleep when all the fun stuff is happening and when I come in (way late) to an interesting thread usually all of the obvious funny comments have been made and I either have to think real hard or reel off some lame joke that makes me feel like an idiot ten minutes after I posted it** and for **longest nominated award name** , too! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/230 "2001-01-21T20:34:20Z")
I would like to nominate **smug** for the distinguished **ā€œSDMB Silly Songs Writerā€** award. You can see his latest work of art [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56589) ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/231 "2001-01-22T16:37:25Z")
gotta throw in a nomination to **[smug](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/smug.html)** for coolest People Pages Picture. jb [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=11)