# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/21 "2000-12-27T21:13:35Z")
I gotta nominate **Enderw23** for the SDMB Comedy King. His posts are some of the most hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/22 "2000-12-27T21:14:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*I nominate Cervaise for The Most Entertaining Pit Rant. \*\* I’ll happily second that one! I’m going to add **Reservoir Dog** as **Most Wanted on a Deserted Island** ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/23 "2000-12-27T21:51:42Z")
**EvilBeth** - Best E-mail. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/24 "2000-12-27T21:53:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > **I’m going to add Reservoir Dog as Most Wanted on a Deserted Island** I’m hoping Scotticher might have a different nominee. ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/25 "2000-12-27T21:57:06Z")
I’ve gotta nominate Homer for Most Humorous post EnderW3 may be consistently humorous, and I’ll second his nomination- but who forget THIS post? - [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764) ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/26 "2000-12-27T21:57:32Z")
I nominate **Coldy Clogs** as the most joked about moderator. I also nominate **Cecil Adams** as the most sought-after yet most elusive poster (Of course). ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/27 "2000-12-27T22:19:58Z")
Well, hey, thanks, Sue, but I was actually hoping to win the **“Most Likely to Cite the _Weekly World News_”** award. Oh, well, better luck next year, I guess. I’d like to nominate the peerless **Polycarp** as **Possibly the Politest Poster**. Also **Tracer** as **“Least Likely to Explode During Rough Handling”**. **Manhattan** for the **“Waco Kid Award for Quickest Draw in the West”** , a lovely 14K gold Colt .45 tie-tack. **Tiggeril** for **“Best Waves”**. Four nominees for **“Posters Keeping Much Too Low a Profile”** : **Coosa,** **AntiPro,** **SoMoMom,** and **AuntiePam.** Speak up, ladies! And finally, **“Most Improved”** : **Monster104**. WTG! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/28 "2000-12-27T22:34:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > > **I’m going to add Reservoir Dog as Most Wanted on a Deserted Island** > > I’m hoping Scotticher might have a different nominee. > > \*\* Huh, NOT likely after you nominated **evilbeth** for best email. Oh, wait a minute…I guess I have never SENT you an email, so I guess that is okay. **Euty** for best companion on said deserted island. Better, Euty? 🙂 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/29 "2000-12-27T22:37:18Z")
Thank you, **Jester**. You are, as always, a sweetheart. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/30 "2000-12-27T22:44:41Z")
I would like to Nominate \*\*\* WEIRDDAVE \*\*\* as resident person to turn to for advice, life lessons, pyrotechnics help, and overall good friend. Thanks for being there whenever I need a shoulder to cry on, or a friend to celebrate with. You, sir, are a great man; and a great asset to everyone that gets to know you. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/31 "2000-12-27T22:55:17Z")
Anyone gonna nominate me for “Most Changed Poster of 2000.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/32 "2000-12-27T22:56:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\ ***EvilBeth** - Best E-mail. \*\* Keep flattering me like that, Euty and you just might get another one! However, keep doing this, > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Sue Duhnym_ > > I’m going to add Reservoir Dog as Most Wanted on a Deserted Island > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Eutychus55_ > > **I’m hoping Scotticher might have a different nominee.** and you might not! I’m mighty jealous! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/33 "2000-12-27T22:59:49Z")
Hey, **evilbeth** …wanna have lunch? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/34 "2000-12-27T23:28:22Z")
Nominating **Silo** for “best reformed former troll”. **ssskuggiii** for being best flirt. and, of course, myself for (duh) best naked male chest. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/35 "2000-12-27T23:30:09Z")
Awwww, thanks a bunch Adam, really. But anytime man, happy to be here. You’re not so bad at it yourself, y’know. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/36 "2000-12-27T23:40:01Z")
for Most Articulate. Although there is certainly plenty of competition for this one. So I’ll amend it: for Most Articulate Without Being Verbose, Rude, or Obscure. And perhaps myself for being Most Likely To Piss the Largest Number of People Off Without Being a Troll. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/37 "2000-12-27T23:46:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BornDodgy \* > \*\*Okay… I think I have to vote for Osip and Ad Noctum as real charmers. 😃 \*\* Ah well thank you my dear. Yet, I would have to say on a non-baised opinion DRY would have Ad Noctum and I whiped hands down. hurm… now if I can find a female version of DRY I would not sulk so much over that fact. Osip ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/38 "2000-12-27T23:53:02Z")
**Zenster** as **Greatest Dane, Most Food Obsessed** or **Most Self-Serving Sig**? **Sweet Sue** for **Poster with the Least-Understood Schtik** ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/39 "2000-12-28T01:09:22Z")
Most hilarious take on daily life: **Scylla** and **Shirley Ujest** prize: an engraved “Fighting Ignorance” toilet plunger Friendliest, warmest hearts: **Purplebear, elelle, Scotti, Spider Woman** prize: a double batch of chocolate chip cookies Main Foodie: **Zenster** and **Chef Troy** prize: whatever “won” in the most useless kitchen gadget thread Hidden talents under bushels dazzling eloquence award: **Cervaise** prize: the usual adoration; free drinks at any Dopefest; hell, maybe a _mug_! Most fun to hang with: the list ran to just about everybody, and I screwed up the bolding anyway. prize: the stuffed moose schlong from Guy Stuff is dated; maybe a Poofy inflatable latex offical SD love-animal surrogate? Veb ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/40 "2000-12-28T02:07:18Z")
**Best Comeback Tour** : **Silo!** 😃 And it’s definitely **Stoidela** for **The Bette Davis “Jezebel” Award for Most Infuriating but Fascinating Poster**. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=3)