# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/41 "2000-12-28T02:08:12Z")
Can i have most valuable name in Scrabble? Pleeeeease? šŸ˜‰ I think i might also be in the running for most likely to get smooched by Silver Fire, but thatā€™s a tough one. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/42 "2000-12-28T02:09:56Z")
I nominate **Odieman** for the award of **Best Accent** šŸ˜ƒ Robin ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/43 "2000-12-28T02:10:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Hey, **evilbeth** ā€¦wanna have lunch? \*\* Youā€™re trying to trick me, arenā€™t you? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/44 "2000-12-28T02:29:26Z")
Gotta nominate **Sue Duhnym** as the poster with the most reformed nose. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/45 "2000-12-28T02:45:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \* > \*\*I hereby nominate \*\* BornDodgy, Sue Duhnym, and Medeaā€™s Child \*\* as Board Cutie-Pies and/or Board breathtakingly beautiful females šŸ™‚ \*\* I hereby nominate **Ad Noctum** as Chief Butt-kisser and Brown-Noser Extraordinaire. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/46 "2000-12-28T02:46:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **ssskuggiii** for being best flirt. Awwwwww, thanks. The only gift I have I donā€™t try to use. And sweetie, Iā€™m not gonna second your nomination unless I can manually inspect that bare chest of yours. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/47 "2000-12-28T02:47:57Z")
And **evilbeth** , for sure, as **Most Knowledgable About Oral Sex**. Thatā€™s an award thatā€™s sure to impress either sitting on the mantel or hanging over the workstation. Again, šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/48 "2000-12-28T03:10:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\*And **evilbeth** , for sure, as **Most Knowledgable About Oral Sex**. Thatā€™s an award thatā€™s sure to impress either sitting on the mantel or hanging over the workstation. Again, šŸ˜› \*\* Oh, sheesh, **evilbeth** I concede. Scotti the defeated ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/49 "2000-12-28T03:18:08Z")
But hon, I would STILL like to have lunch. Canā€™t have enough lunch buddies, can one? Scotti (who likes to eat lunch with friends) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/50 "2000-12-28T03:59:19Z")
I would hereby like to nominate **Polycarp** and **tomndebb** as **Posters Who Always Send A Very Exciting Tingle Up My Spine When I See Them Posting In MPSIMS.** ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/51 "2000-12-28T04:15:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\* > > I hereby nominate **Ad Noctum** as Chief Butt-kisser and Brown-Noser Extraordinaire. šŸ˜› \*\* Heeeyy! Wait a minuteā€¦what about, oh, _you_ know, that other guy. Oh, sheesh, the name escapes meā€¦YOU know, ex-rocker, screen name sounds like involuntary nasal dischargeā€¦ Quohogā€¦no, waitā€¦HeeHawā€¦no, that isnā€™t itā€¦ :::ahhhā€¦ahhhā€¦ahhhā€¦::: CHOO! Sorry, have a cold. Snuffling, Veb ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/52 "2000-12-28T04:30:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stoidela \* > \*\*for Most Articulate. Although there is certainly plenty of competition for this one. So Iā€™ll amend it: for Most Articulate Without Being Verbose, Rude, or Obscure. > > And perhaps myself for being Most Likely To Piss the Largest Number of People Off Without Being a Troll. > > stoid > \*\* Iā€™ll second _both_ of those. šŸ˜‰ Also, for Poster Most Sorely Needed Back: **Single Dad** (tied with **Libertarian** ) Best Name Change/Reappearance: **Duck Duck Goose** Cleverest Use of Song Parody in a Political Rant: **Kimstu** Smartest Answers to Stupid Questions: **tomndebb** Best New Arachnoid: **Spider Woman** ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/53 "2000-12-28T04:30:49Z")
**TVeb** : Hoohah, right? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/54 "2000-12-28T04:37:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\ ***TVeb** : Hoohah, right? \*\* Geshundheit. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/55 "2000-12-28T04:39:18Z")
The nominations are in! **Lexicon** for _Best Flamer_. Cervaise was excellent in his Pit debut, but Lexicon consistently burns up some serious ass. Hell, I re-read some threads where he flamed _me_ and was impressed! **iampunha** for _#1 Male Flirt/Boy Toy_. Self-explanatory. **Scotticher** for \* Best Substitute Mom\*. She makes me miss my mom something fierce, what with all the hugs, the smilies, and the well-wishes. **Ukelele Ike** for _All Around Wittiest_. I jump at the chance to read his posts. **Shayna** for _Hardest Working, Most Appreciated_ for the People Pages. Remember when all we had was four pages of the ā€œMen of Straight Dopeā€? Weā€™ve come a loooong way. šŸ˜› I donā€™t know what you all would nominate me for, so Iā€™ll keep quiet on that. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/56 "2000-12-28T05:09:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > **Lexicon** for _Best Flamer_. Oh yeah, weā€™ll see what Esprix has to say about THAT! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/57 "2000-12-28T05:14:12Z")
Iā€™d like to nominate **struuter** for being one who Rocks, looks great virtually nekked and is an all around fun gal. **idiotboy** for best use of a coffehouse in a name. **Spider Woman** for best Christmas-spider tree! Iā€™d also like to point out that there only seems to be one seasonal attitude/weather phenominon member around these here partsā€¦[sub]if you are interested in that sort of thing.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/58 "2000-12-28T05:14:40Z")
Iā€™d like to nominate **Silo** for best recovery from brain-eating bacteria. **jjjfishe** for hottest hottie. **Flypsyde** for best flames. Cervaise kicked ass, and Neuro-Trash Grrl was awesome, and I like think I could fire it up from time to time, but we can but sit at the feet of the master and hope to learnā€¦ **Alphagene** for most hilarious shit I have ever read with the considerable exception of Wally. Speaking of (which? whom? whateverā€¦) Wally: **Wally** for the lifetime achievement award. **Falcon** for best sport. Just kidding. Seriously I would like to nominate her for most versatile. **Byzantine** for most tenacious. **Mr. Cynical** for least cynical. Itā€™s not quite ironic, is it? **Nacho4Sara** for the poster it is impossible to stay mad at. **GaWd** for the poster we would like to see more of around here. **Swimming Riddles** for Miss Congeniality, and Doper Most Likely to Canonize Everyone. **Coldfire** for Mister Congeniality **iampunha** for doper the dope babes would most like to get down with. **Shayna** and co-nominee **Opalcat** for most dedicated to making the dope a better place through the use of java and HTML. **Esprix** for gayest most gay damn gay guy in the whole goddamn Gayniverse. I mean, this guy is GAY. Through and through, balls to bones, no doubt about it. I talked to his boyfriend the other day, and he said Esprix has a barcode on the small of his back that, when scanned, will read ā€œ100%, Unadulterated, Pure-D, Certified Gayā€. I think he should just win this by acclamation, as there really is no competition at all. And thatā€™s not all! I just have to think about it some. Oh, and just in case itā€™s not apparent, I mean no offense by the above nominations, for any that may be taken that way. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/59 "2000-12-28T05:16:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\*And **evilbeth** , for sure, as **Most Knowledgable About Oral Sex**. Thatā€™s an award thatā€™s sure to impress either sitting on the mantel or hanging over the workstation. Again, šŸ˜› \*\* Well, I accept! **Scotticher** , yep, we can have lunch! ā€“evilbeth, who also likes having lunch with friends! ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/60 "2000-12-28T05:17:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > > **Lexicon** for _Best Flamer_. > > Oh yeah, weā€™ll see what Esprix has to say about THAT! \*\* Mr. C, donā€™t make me lay the smack down on youā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=4)