# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/61 "2000-12-28T06:51:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > **Silo** for best recovery from brain-eating bacteria. And I’ll nominate **Lexicon** for poster I’d _most_ likely lay the smack down on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/62 "2000-12-28T09:40:16Z")
Re : EvilBeth and Scotticher : I just love it when women fight over me. I even like it better when they do it in Jello (hint, hint…) ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/63 "2000-12-28T10:33:25Z")
Oh, dear. _Ahem_ I, I… Oh, my. **BLUSH** Well, I did promise I would do this, as is with no deletions. But, that doesn’t mean I agree with all of it, ok? First, let me thank Jester and Veb for their generous nominations. I am only trying to walk the walk, as I believe He would do. Per his request: " Mr Bear respectfully and humbly would like to make the following nominations: I would like to nominate Maidenunicorn and Techchick for Best Shoulders award, thank you. I would like to nominate everyone who has offered Purplebear support for best supporting characters(not exactly the right word I’m looking for here). Finally, but by no means last, I would like to nominate Purplebear for being the most lovable, forgiving, sweetest, kindest,( I could go on and on but won’t) person on the boards and for that matter the world. Thank you" You humble me, my love. \ \ \ ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/64 "2000-12-28T13:52:38Z")
Most consistantly depressing poster. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/65 "2000-12-28T14:35:59Z")
I would like to step forward and make my attention-craving whoredom known to all by nominating myself for something, but I don’t know just what yet. Thanks **porcupine** for your nomination, but after 8 months, I hope I’m remembered as more than the guy who had the stupid name but changed it and now has a cool name, but it’s really only cool if you’re familiar with Monty Python and **evilbeth** had wished he’d changed it to _Chicken of Bristol_ anyway, so she doesn’t think it’s that cool and. . . ::a net drops over **CF** and drags him off while he’s still talking:: ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/66 "2000-12-28T14:42:49Z")
**Anthracite** for Most Consistently Compassionate Poster also, Best Dark Queen and Maximum Procounsel ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/67 "2000-12-28T16:56:51Z")
I’ll second these nominations… > [@](#): > > **tomndebb** for most consistently informative posts; > Smartest Answers to Stupid Questions: \*\*tomndebb \*\* > Friendliest, warmest hearts: **Spider Woman** And I’ll add these nominations… **Polycarp** - best debater **David B** - most likely to stop pseudoscience in its tracks **Coldfire** - best at saying the most with the fewest words **Anthracite** - engineering goddess **CompactMilkCD** (or whatever his name was) - wildest troll/sockpuppet **The Bad Astronomer** - member we’d most like to see more of around here ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/68 "2000-12-28T17:31:21Z")
Aw, hell, I’ll nominate **Crunchy Frog** for **Kindest to Newbies**. Who loves you, Froggy? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/69 "2000-12-28T18:17:40Z")
I would like to nominate myself for **Least Likely To Be Nominated In Any Category** I would also like to nominate myself for **Least Likely To Have A Thread Started About Herself From Her Adoring Fans** Ah hell, maybe I should also nominate myself for “Most Cynical Poster” ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/70 "2000-12-28T19:31:14Z")
Can I be the most consistent **Bear\_Nenno!!!** er? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/71 "2000-12-28T19:41:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*And sweetie, I’m not gonna second your nomination unless I can manually inspect that bare chest of yours. 😉 \*\* On manually inspecting . . . you want to come up and do so, be my guest. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/72 "2000-12-28T19:50:01Z")
Well, I hereby nominate myself [with a nonchalant flip of my newly bobbed hair] as the obviously unappreciated poster most likely to find a better way of wasting her time from now on . . . ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/73 "2000-12-28T19:51:05Z")
I’d like to nominate myself for The Best Kept Secret on the SDMB. I’m Witty I’m Sexy I’m built like the proverbial brick building AND I have very low self esteem.(love me) In short the perfect prom date. When will everyone finally realize the fabulousness that is me? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/74 "2000-12-28T19:53:26Z")
“iampunha for #1 Male Flirt/Boy Toy. Self-explanatory.” “iampunha for doper the dope babes would most like to get down with.” Ah . . . you love me. You really love me. “I don’t know what you all would nominate me for, so I’ll keep quiet on that.” Doper who gives the most Xmas presents I have ever seen anyone give! Also Nocturne for biggest overall surprise (but that’s someting nobody but us know about). ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/75 "2000-12-28T20:00:07Z")
[suspiciously] You’re not the Perfect Prom Date unless you have your own car. Do you? **Nacho4Sara** for **Best Poster Named After Junk Food.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/76 "2000-12-28T20:02:33Z")
My thanks to **TVeblen** and **Nacho4Sara** for their kind words. You couldn’t have said anything that would have made me happier. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/77 "2000-12-28T21:17:36Z")
I nominate Spiritus Mundi for fastest use of Google and shameless stealing of answers in a Bricker challenge (is this even close to a damn sentence?) …the bastard. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/78 "2000-12-28T21:21:24Z")
Since I can’t decide between Jodi and Gaudere for best female debators…may I suggest a steel cage fight to the finish? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/79 "2000-12-28T21:48:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Phobos \* > **Anthracite** - engineering goddess_\* Woo! Does that mean I get to design, analyze, inspect, and create goddesses here on the SDMB? (Turns her eyes over the ladies of the Board…) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/80 "2000-12-28T21:52:30Z")
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