# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/81 "2000-12-28T21:53:20Z")
Biggirl for the most posts, least recognized. I’ve actually had interactions with people in one thread and, a few days later, told “hey, I don’t remember you!” This has happened more than once. I bet none of you remember that I’ve already posted on _this_ thread! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/82 "2000-12-28T22:07:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*I bet none of you remember that I’ve already posted on _this_ thread! \*\* Did you at least clean up after yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/83 "2000-12-28T22:12:33Z")
I’d like to make a few nominations: **pricciar** : For most insane humor. **Valerieblaise** : Most sarcastic, biting humor. **Flypsyde** : FlameMaster. **Silver Fire** : Chat Addict 2000. **Doobieous** : Biggest Cajones. 😃 **obfusciatrist** : Most straight-up, candid, in-your-face poster. **psycat90** : Most incredibly gorgeous, goddess-like poster. ---
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/84 "2000-12-28T22:12:59Z")
I nominate **lurkernomore** for **Poster with the most improved e-mails and who has the _best_ hidden talents,** but he’s saving them just for me.😃 \ \ ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/85 "2000-12-28T22:17:55Z")
I nominate **Eve** for **Classiest Poster**. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/86 "2000-12-28T22:30:26Z")
No no NO! Silver Fire is Chat Addict 2001. _I_ was Chat Addict 2000! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/87 "2000-12-28T22:41:16Z")
I’d like to nominate myself, along with Oldscratch and jb\_farley, as most likely to be mentioned in a post related to drugs. I’d like to nominate myself, and Coldfire, as poster most likely to be mentioned in a post related to alcohol. 🙂 –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/88 "2000-12-28T22:50:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*No no NO! > > Silver Fire is Chat Addict 2001. _I_ was Chat Addict 2000! 😃 \*\* Doh! Sowy… ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/89 "2000-12-28T23:49:05Z")
It was an honor just to be nominated Can i nominate Sue Duhnym for best taste? (and will someone please tell me how you all write things in bold, i’m a nice boy, but not real bright…) Upham ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/90 "2000-12-29T00:27:22Z")
**Upham** - I was going to try to explain how to make things bold, but I’m really poor at that. The best thing I can do is point you to the fine print up top – where it says Forum Rules: Who Can Read The Forum? Any registered user or guest. Who Can Post New Topics? Any registered user. Who Can Post Replies? Any registered user. Changes: Messages CANNOT be edited by their author. Messages CANNOT be deleted by their author. Posts: HTML code is Off. Smilies are On. vB code is On. [IMG] code is Off. Click on the “vB” thing. It takes you to Instructo-Page. 🙂 **Everybody else** - I’d like to nominate myself as _Least Useful Non-Troll_ ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/91 "2000-12-29T00:37:41Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* Instructo-Page [QUOTE] Ohhhh… instructions, i love stuff i dont understand but that sound impressive, away we go! Upham ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/92 "2000-12-29T01:24:59Z")
**Biggirl,** I remember you–you used to be [**Pink Slinky,**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26191) yes? Which IMO was a much cooler user name. Maybe you should change back. You could put it in your sig line: “I used to be **Biggirl** and nobody remembered me, so now I am **Pink Slinky** and I rock!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/93 "2000-12-29T01:30:56Z")
but I’ll second **Ad Noctum** on his choice concerning female pulchritude. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/94 "2000-12-29T01:56:26Z")
:wally ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/95 "2000-12-29T03:16:23Z")
We’re nominating ourselves now? Well, I nominate myself as most likely to fight over Euty’s affections! Grrr… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/96 "2000-12-29T03:24:43Z")
I’d like to nominate **Anniz** as the Doper most likely to lure a poor, unsuspecting American to spend all his money to come and meet her. 🙂 And **Falcon** for being the Most Likely to show up at a Dopefest. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/97 "2000-12-29T03:52:17Z")
I gracefully accept all nominations. 😛 [Sally Field]_They love me, they really love me!_[/Sally Field] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/98 "2000-12-29T04:11:49Z")
I nominate **dpr** as the poster missed by the most people. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/99 "2000-12-29T04:41:51Z")
No nominations–flat out _award_ for damn coolest Secret Santa gift goes to **tisiphone**! She _made_ my Secret Santa gift by hand, custom-made for me–and we have never met! She rules! ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/100 "2000-12-29T04:48:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > \*\* > And it’s definitely **Stoidela** for **The Bette Davis “Jezebel” Award for Most Infuriating but Fascinating Poster**. 😉 \*\* I’ll take it! Happily! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=6)