# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/121 "2000-12-29T21:15:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Best known with under 10 post count- **quietgirldownthehall** > Best staged kiss- **iampunha** > \*\* I agree on both. And I’ll add this: Most likely to lick people while in chat: **Tiggeril**. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/122 "2000-12-29T22:20:46Z")
**OpalCat** and **Zebra** for Dopers with most interestingly named pets. Mr. Tornado Sweaty Guy and Princess Penelope Prissy Pants, respectively. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/123 "2000-12-30T00:09:50Z")
Best virtual lesbian mother- **Anthracite** ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/124 "2000-12-30T00:31:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Most likely to lick people while in chat: **Tiggeril**. \*\* _licks punha_ 😛 😃 And I’ll add: Best Virtual Mother ever in the history of the world: **Scotticher** ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/125 "2000-12-30T00:43:46Z")
**Most Recent Poster to Hit 1000** … ME!!! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/126 "2000-12-30T01:27:07Z")
Most likely to post 35 times in one day, then average ten posts a day for the next week. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/127 "2000-12-30T01:32:05Z")
Congrats, Sue. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/128 "2000-12-30T17:13:52Z")
Arden\_Ranger for **Poster Most Likely To Start A Mostly-Nude Jello Wrestling Contest** ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/129 "2000-12-30T17:33:47Z")
I’ve got to put myself up for one: Doper Who Thinks Big, Acts Little: TOTORO (for the failed Calvinball attempt… never act big as a newb! Dammit!) But, for others: Eve gets my vote for Most Consistantly Making Me Smile. DPR gets Most Interesting Doper I Will Never Ever Meet. ElusiveMiser gets Only Doper I Know Personally. Orion007 gets Only Person That Knows I Exist On The Board. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/130 "2000-12-30T17:49:17Z")
what about best homepage? I don’t click on em enough, so I can’t tell. Anybody out there who’s looked at enough to discern okayness from greatness? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/131 "2000-12-30T17:58:10Z")
Well, as long as we can nominate ourselves, I hereby nominate myself for **Poster Most Likely To**. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/132 "2000-12-30T20:18:19Z")
I’m nominating tatertot for the **Best Evil Schemer** award! ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/133 "2000-12-30T20:34:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \* > \*\*what about best homepage? I don’t click on em enough, so I can’t tell. Anybody out there who’s looked at enough to discern okayness from greatness? \*\* I win. 😃 stoid ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/134 "2000-12-30T20:43:53Z")
I nominate Tatertot a co winner of the Evil Scheming award, along with Evilbeth, after all each schemer needs someone who appreciates their work. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/135 "2000-12-30T20:46:36Z")
[And this torture device, we call “The Rack”](http://www.retroraunch.com/caption/caption12-21-00.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/136 "2000-12-30T20:59:44Z")
Original posted by Byzantine: > [@](#): > > Lexicon– Byzantine for most tenacious. You bitch! Like I’m some sort of massive jerk that wants everyone to get their shit together! You BITCH! See what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/137 "2000-12-30T21:09:38Z")
I also nominate tatertot for **best Use of Salami**! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/138 "2000-12-30T22:08:36Z")
Hmm…what about me? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/139 "2000-12-30T22:30:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*Arden\_Ranger for **Poster Most Likely To Start A Mostly-Nude Jello Wrestling Contest** \*\* Aww…shucks Mauv, thanks… I couldn’t have done it without you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/140 "2000-12-30T22:53:55Z")
I want to nominate **Anthracite** for **Supplying The Coolest Sig Line to an Adopted Newbie** (see below) and **Dire Wolf** for \*\*Best Official Pit Plaything \*\* 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=8)