# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/141 "2000-12-30T22:54:26Z")
I’d like to nominate **Silo** , for most hypnotic use of smileys. [Check it out.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53193#post1010961) ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/142 "2000-12-30T22:58:48Z")
And Arden\_Ranger as my favorite new poster. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/143 "2000-12-30T23:13:14Z")
I nominate myself as most likely to feel sad and mope that my name wasn’t mentioned for anything. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/144 "2000-12-31T00:08:50Z")
I nominate **Welfy** as The Most Welfaliciously Welfalectable Welf In Doperville! ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/145 "2000-12-31T00:24:12Z")
I’ll welf that nomination. jb ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/146 "2000-12-31T01:15:15Z")
Can i second my own nomination? cause i will, i swear, y’all just back off or i’ll do it! ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/147 "2000-12-31T01:35:16Z")
I nominate MEBuckner and eighth the nomination for Tomndebb for Most Helpful/Informative. Opus1 for best homepage (haven’t been to yours, Stoidela, sorry, but that’d be illegal). ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/148 "2000-12-31T02:21:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I’d like to nominate **Silo** , for most hypnotic use of smileys. > > [Check it out.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53193#post1010961) \*\* Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/149 "2000-12-31T02:38:53Z")
I’d like to nominate myself, Anthracite, and beakerxf as most patient queers. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/150 "2000-12-31T03:48:36Z")
I would like to nominate **Jophiel** for best chat room mogul! (And he is a sweetheart, too!) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/151 "2000-12-31T04:03:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*I would like to nominate **Jophiel** for best chat room mogul! > > (And he is a sweetheart, too!) > > Scotti \*\* I’ll second that nomination! (don’t know him well enough to second this one) ---
**Author:** ![orion007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@orion007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orion007)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/152 "2000-12-31T04:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*I’ve got to put myself up for one: > > Doper Who Thinks Big, Acts Little: TOTORO (for the failed Calvinball attempt… never act big as a newb! Dammit!) > \*\* It was working! Why did you stop?? And I was looking forward to it too ☹ > [@](#): > > \*\*But, for others: > Eve gets my vote for Most Consistantly Making Me Smile. > DPR gets Most Interesting Doper I Will Never Ever Meet. > ElusiveMiser gets Only Doper I Know Personally. > Orion007 gets Only Person That Knows I Exist On The Board. \*\* And you get Only Person That Knows _I_ Exist On The Board 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/153 "2000-12-31T05:21:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \* > I would like to nominate myself for **Least Likely To Be Nominated In Any Category** > > I would also like to nominate myself for **Least Likely To Have A Thread Started About Herself From Her Adoring Fans** I think I’d give you a run for your money in both categories. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/154 "2000-12-31T10:30:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I think Spoofe… should be up for Most Disgusting Habits Hey, I’ll take that. I ended up winning in the TMI thread anyway, didn’t I? 😃 Also, I nominate **Max Torque** for **Most Valuable In A Gun Debate** … And **Ankh Too** as **Most Level-Headed**. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/155 "2000-12-31T15:26:46Z")
May I nominate Iampunha as the only poster who may eventually challenge Handy? ``` I don't know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? ``` ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/156 "2000-12-31T16:53:33Z")
Fine then, I will nominate myself as the doper who asked to be nominated and wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/157 "2000-12-31T16:55:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*I don’t know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? \*\* I’ll second that nomination! _walks away mumbling under her breath “You’d think that some way, some HOW I’d have managed to blackmail someone into getting me a picture of him before now”_ TruePisces ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/158 "2000-12-31T16:58:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Fine then, I will nominate myself as the doper who asked to be nominated and wasn’t. \*\* and it’s **hypergirl** for **Most Sexually Liberated Minor!** ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/159 "2000-12-31T17:11:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* I don’t know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? \*\* I’m pretty certain that may be me. Well, maybe not most posts, but I’ve been here for a while and people still look at me like I’m the crazy guy who wandered in to their family reunion. Now, THAT’s a sig line if I ever saw one. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/160 "2000-12-31T17:14:03Z")
Ooh, Ooh, I forgot one! **Kat** for longest time putting up newb initiation rites. I’m _still_ waiting… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=9)