# SDMB Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396 "2000-12-27T17:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/161 "2000-12-31T17:51:33Z")
Thanks **Totoro** , right back at ya with the **Only Doper I Know Personally**. I’d also like to nominate **Zenster** for **Doper Who Scared Me With His Threats and Strong Opinions** with his response to my initial grafitti thread. Note to self: Try to remember the names of more Dopers whose stuff you liked…stupid! Stupid! Stupid! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/162 "2000-12-31T18:52:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\* I don’t know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? \*\* > > I’m pretty certain that may be me. Well, maybe not most posts, but I’ve been here for a while and people still look at me like I’m the crazy guy who wandered in to their family reunion. > > Now, THAT’s a sig line if I ever saw one. \*\* Uh, no, Totoro. I have you by 940 or so. I’m the Faceless Poster. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/163 "2000-12-31T19:19:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*May I nominate Iampunha as the only poster who may eventually challenge Handy? > \*\* You most certainly may. I think I lead everyone in ppd, ppm and I’m pretty decently up there in terms of overall post count. _thinks_ 16.54 ppd, 504.5 ppm, scheduled to break 3500 on January 3. And that post count is down from 18.xx, where it rested for several days a few months ago. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/164 "2000-12-31T20:55:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > I don’t know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? You can have my vote, but only if I can be your second in command! I have yet to be seen (unless you count those pictures on the post office wall 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/165 "2000-12-31T21:31:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > Ooh, Ooh, I forgot one! > > **Kat** for longest time putting up newb initiation rites. I’m _still_ waiting… Why are you still waiting? I put them up yesterday? _writes in **Totoro** in the category **most likely to miss posts directed at him** _ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/166 "2000-12-31T21:54:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > I don’t know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? > > You can have my vote, but only if I can be your second in command! I have yet to be seen (unless you count those pictures on the post office wall 😛 ) \*\* I don’t count them, because you’re wearing the mask in them. BTW, $2500 bounty is an insult. ``` As far as I know, you're the #2 on the list. (uh, should I rephrase that?). ``` ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/167 "2000-12-31T22:55:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElusiveMiser \* > …I’d also like to nominate **Zenster** for **Doper Who Scared Me With His Threats and Strong Opinions** with his response to my initial grafitti thread… Well **Miser** , as you can tell from every single other response you got in your [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53296), I wasn’t the only one who felt pretty strongly about. I believe more than one moderator felt compelled to comment as well. If you’re really hot to tag something, why not start with your monitor screen. I’ll definitely nominate you for **The Most Poorly Thought Out Thread Since Freak Freely**. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I’d like to nominate **Silo** , for most hypnotic use of smileys. > > [Check it out.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53193#post1010961) \*\* For most hypnotic use of smilies, it’s at least a tie. Check out **Enderw23** ’s post at [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=864746#post864746) thread, it is a definite neck and neck candidate. I am obliged to make a quintuple nomination; **Duck Duck Goose** **purplebear** **Scotticher** **Silver Fire** **Spider Woman** Known from this point on as the **“Gang of Five”** sweetest posters on these boards. And finally, **Sue Duhnym** for being **The Best IRL Hostess**. [sup]PS: _SUE_, IF CREATING RESOURCES AND ORGANIZING EVENTS DEFINES A “SELF SERVING SIG” THEN I CHEERFULLY ACCEPT YOUR NOMINATION.[/SUP] ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/168 "2001-01-01T01:17:18Z")
I LIKE to be given atleast a runners-up award, if not an actual award. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/169 "2001-01-01T01:52:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > **I’d like to nominate Silo, for most hypnotic use of smileys.** Gotta go to fnord for that one. He started a thread for ChiefScott that consisted solely of smilies. “And finally, **Sue Duhnym** for being **The Best IRL Hostess**.” Gotta nominate **falcon** for that one. And no, she didn’t make me say that. She’s busy getting even more drunk. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/170 "2001-01-01T01:57:24Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? Sorry, **lurkernomore**. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/171 "2001-01-01T02:03:47Z")
D@mn **punha** , that’s hard to argue with. I can only hope that you drop by the Superbowl Party Thread that will come from **Sue** ’s. It’s going to be a blast. She and her husband do things exactly the same way I try to at my parties, and according to **Doobieous** , I’m a pretentious food snob so that must mean they clear a higher bar. I mean no disrespect to **Falcon** in any way shape or form, but it can only be a photo finish. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/172 "2001-01-01T02:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tomndebb \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I don’t know if I lead in this, but how about the Most Posts While remaining Totally Faceless, with no Doper ever seeing them, either in person or a picture? > > Sorry, **lurkernomore**. \*\* Ah, I’m not the only antisocial? ::bows to the master: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/173 "2001-01-01T02:13:52Z")
Pretentious food snobs . . . after four years of boarding school food and two of college cafeteria food, the only thingks I won’t eat are liver and meatballs. And bivalves, but that’s only because I might be allergic to 'em. Maybe falc and sue can share the award with Chef\_Troy. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/174 "2001-01-01T02:40:54Z")
Temporarily silent doesn’t mean forgotten: **Chief Scott** for Toughest, Randiest Outspoken Poster. **Shayna** for Warm-hearted, High-Minded All-around Girl-Friendisness. Same for **Diane** ; where are you?? For Wistful, Funny, Durable Survivors: **BornDodgy, Welfy, hypergirl, GuanoLad, Wyldelf** For Quiet Folks Who Keep The Place Vital: too many to mention, but always necesary; you keep the place runnin’, okay? Pretty obscure her own self, Veb ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/175 "2001-01-01T07:23:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\* > and it’s **hypergirl** for **Most Sexually Liberated Minor!** \*\* And I’ll take it, unless someone can come up with something better. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/176 "2001-01-01T07:24:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TVeblen \* > \*\* > For Wistful, Funny, Durable Survivors: **BornDodgy, Welfy, hypergirl, GuanoLad, Wyldelf** _\* Oops. That’s what I get for replying before I read the whole thing. I’m not sure if that’s better, but I guess I had better accept it too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/177 "2001-01-01T14:49:30Z")
YAY, andygirl remembered me! So, of course, I have to nominate myself for something. Actually, there’re a couple. Person least likely to be missed when real life takes her away from boards and #straightdope for two weeks Person least likely to be emailed more than twice by anyone on here Person least likely to ask for a cup of water on the boards if her head was on fire Person who puts up the best front Person most likely to turn a self-nomination post into a pity party 😉 Naw, naw, naw…just pre-coffee pre-cigarette malaise. Can I nominate **weirddave** as person most likely to have a decent comeback when a total stranger bursts in the door and says, “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?” -----\> Spamaflyad ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/178 "2001-01-01T16:27:08Z")
Um, if I accept my nomination for the Gang of Five, does it mean I have to wear a baseball cap backwards? [insert worried face emoticon] And do I have to make those two-handed poking motions in front of my body, you know, whaddatheycallit, signing or marking or signaling or studding or raising or stressing or dissing, oh heck I can’t think what the word is. Or is it a Chinese Gang of Five? Are we going to have to wear padded Mao jackets, and stand on a balcony and wave to the Teeming Millions? Oh dear, I think I’d prefer the baseball cap and the poking motions, actually. Even if _le tout ensemble_ does include fourteen pounds of tasteless gold chains. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/179 "2001-01-01T16:34:43Z")
I’d like to toss another nimination in, if I may. I nominate **Eutychus55** as the **Busiest Guy In The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396/180 "2001-01-01T16:35:04Z")
And I hereby nominate **Hamadryad** as the Straight Dope Message Board’s **Official Tree Spirit, Keeper of the Chlorophyll Flame, and Goddess of the Paperless Office.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-awards/47396.md?page=10)