# SDMB Bathroom Grafiti **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717 "2003-04-19T23:23:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/1 "2003-04-19T23:23:06Z")
Your mother hangs out in ATMB! For a good time [call…](http://www.chireader.com/readerinc/rdrinc.html) ```auto ** --- --- / \ / \ / \/ \ | | \ ED / \\\ \ + / \ -------- \ Cecil /------> /// \ / / \ / \ / \ / ``` \*\* - Here I sit, all broken hearted; Tried to post, but the hamsters farted!\* ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/2 "2003-04-19T23:39:20Z")
On Left Wall of stall- “Toilet Tennis- Look Right” On right wall of stall- “Toilet Tennis- Look Left” ---
**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/3 "2003-04-20T00:05:31Z")
Hey, don’t look up here, the joke’s in your hand. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/4 "2003-04-20T01:12:16Z")
Bend over… way down here… You are now posting at a 90 degree angle!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/5 "2003-04-20T01:31:27Z")
If you shake it more than twice…you’re adjusting your Tug Ahoy. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/6 "2003-04-20T02:26:57Z")
who’s up for a Doper Fest in the next stall? ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/7 "2003-04-20T02:30:45Z")
ROTFLMAO \ I was here but now I’m gone I’ve left my post to carry on Those who know me,know me well Those who don’t…can go to Utah\ IDBB ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/8 "2003-04-20T02:31:47Z")
I’m not sure my wife would let me ! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/9 "2003-04-20T02:35:20Z")
_doodling with my lipstick_ **~** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/10 "2003-04-20T02:36:11Z")
Guys, I’ll he here soon, I swear. -Godot ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/11 "2003-04-20T02:43:55Z")
Ed Zotti defenestrates truculently Yo mama so fat she takes up the whole front page of GD Cecil Lives! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/12 "2003-04-20T02:47:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > Guys, I’ll he here soon, I swear. > > -Godot OK - FUCK YOU \*\* Mr. Cynical\*\*! I just puked on my keyboard! You funny ass! ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/13 "2003-04-20T03:15:27Z")
Here I sit, all broken hearted. Tried to shit, and only farted. ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/14 "2003-04-20T03:39:47Z")
N M ¶ B CECIL R0XX0R! Oi Oi Oi! ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/15 "2003-04-20T03:58:45Z")
**Lieu** was here…and over here…and over there… ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/16 "2003-04-20T04:09:48Z")
**He’s Not Worth It!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/17 "2003-04-20T04:34:04Z")
The Hamburglar stole my toilet paper! If you sprinkle, when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie. KCSuze likes it Doper style ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/18 "2003-04-20T04:35:46Z")
_When I have to sit and wait I use the time to contemplate It surely could be used far worse Than thinking up a little verse Sometimes my best work of all Is written on the bathroom wall!_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/19 "2003-04-20T04:36:47Z")
Anybody can piss on the floor – be a _hero_; shit on the ceiling! ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/20 "2003-04-20T04:52:27Z")
My husband follows me everywhere! **I do not!** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717.md?page=2)