# SDMB Bathroom Grafiti **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717 "2003-04-19T23:23:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/21 "2003-04-20T05:06:28Z")
**WWCD?** - What Would Cecil Do? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/22 "2003-04-20T05:37:47Z")
Hi Opal! Call me. 555-1234. _You live in a post office?!_ Cougar _heart_ Kit Cougarfang wuz HERE. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/23 "2003-04-20T06:15:16Z")
_Here I sit Brokenhearted Tried to post But the hamsters farted_ ---
**Author:** ![CadburyAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@CadburyAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CadburyAngel)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/24 "2003-04-20T07:23:18Z")
Viva la prehensile rectum! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/25 "2003-04-20T08:12:44Z")
We aim to please. You aim too, please. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/26 "2003-04-20T08:25:08Z")
On a gas station restroom wall with several names scrawled on it: “A man’s ambition must be small to put his name on a shithouse wall.” In the men’s room of a now-defunct Pasadena beer bar: “You might as well sit on the seat. The crabs in here can jump six feet.” In a catholic school lavatory with four stalls, the last one with the door missing, someone stuck post-its over the openings saying, “I John, II John, III John, Revelation” (I didn’t see that one myself, but read about it.) ---
**Author:** ![WonTon\_Sean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WonTon\_Sean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WonTon_Sean)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/27 "2003-04-20T17:23:05Z")
Near the roof: “If you can piss this high, join the fire department!” ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/28 "2003-04-20T23:00:41Z")
A long time ago, I saw on a bathroom wall a simple message. Well, not really a message. Just words. It said: **Moose’s Butt, MT**. I still don’t know what that means. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/29 "2003-04-20T23:34:23Z")
Nixon out! ---
**Author:** ![Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/30 "2003-04-20T23:50:20Z")
Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/31 "2003-04-21T01:22:51Z")
:0) [giggle] ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/32 "2003-04-21T02:36:58Z")
Byte me. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/33 "2003-04-21T03:03:14Z")
Your mother ends in -gry! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/34 "2003-04-21T03:36:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CadburyAngel \* > \*\*Viva la prehensile rectum! \*\* * * * How dare you call me names! **Hi, Kn\*ckers!** **Aesiron** and **NoClueBoy** spend a LOT of time together. ---
**Author:** ![kirk280980](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c77e96/32.png) [@kirk280980](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kirk280980)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/35 "2003-04-21T10:12:42Z")
**Call Me for Manly Love** _[insert friend’s phone number here as a gag]_ ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/36 "2003-04-21T11:04:30Z")
**Esprix** , what the _hell_ are you doing in the Ladies Room? 😃 Trek Rulez! [crossed out] Star Warz Rulez! [crossed out] Babylon 5 Rulez! [crossed out] Why do you guys waste your time with that junk anyway? :rolleyes: Jesus saves sinners! And redeems them for valuable prizes! Free the SDMB Hamsters! And replace them with chipmunks. CJ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/37 "2003-04-21T11:10:30Z")
Monkey! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/38 "2003-04-21T11:35:23Z")
Beware the Power–the Power of Cows! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/39 "2003-04-21T11:36:40Z")
**Exgineer** is a total slut! ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/40 "2003-04-21T11:41:17Z")
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