# SDMB Bathroom Grafiti **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717 "2003-04-19T23:23:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/41 "2003-04-21T14:33:00Z")
I recall this one from the restroom in junior high where they had recently painted over all the old graffiti: - They paint these walls to erase my pen, But the shithouse poet strikes again! \* ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/42 "2003-04-21T18:10:02Z")
(Name of boss) is so nasty, he has to sneak up on his dick to take a leak! BOOKER! Here I sit Against my wishes. Tried to fart, And shat my britches. The guy who leave bible tracts in here is a Privy-vangelist. Stand close, it’s shorter than you think. I know it’s basketball season, but a guy who dribbles that much should sit down to pee. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/43 "2003-04-21T19:18:41Z")
GOD SAVES! But Gretzky scores on the rebound. God saves? cite? [hijack]I just sat in pee! :O[/hijack] Preview is your friend! Mario is waaaay better than Gretzky. **His4ever** refuses to admit that there was a score ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/44 "2003-04-21T19:45:30Z")
Gotcha Ya! ---
**Author:** ![Zubrowka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19adc/32.png) [@Zubrowka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zubrowka)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/45 "2003-04-21T20:09:25Z")
= If you can read this you are too close to the porcelaine = ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/46 "2003-04-21T20:12:26Z")
> [@](#): > > In a catholic school lavatory with four stalls, the last one with the door missing, someone stuck post-its over the openings saying, > “I John, II John, III John, Revelation” ôô Hey Jude, don’t be so sad They didn’t name one after yer!.. ôô ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/47 "2003-04-21T20:17:00Z")
Jake? Who the heck is Jake? - Rue. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/48 "2003-04-21T20:21:53Z")
Don’t hover; the eels will get you! All your BMs are belong to us! When come back, bring cow pie. Schindler’s list didn’t say, “Hi, Opal!” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/49 "2003-04-21T20:24:02Z")
Heh, heh. “Member.” Heh, heh. on the walls of the SDMB port-a-pottie: If you close the seat on this little chair when you’re completely through, the next one in might breathe fresh air (that next one might be you!) ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/50 "2003-04-21T20:51:05Z")
Fucko Off! ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/51 "2003-04-21T21:27:52Z")
Stratographers like to do it in beds. ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/52 "2003-04-21T22:18:37Z")
I believe you mean stratigraphers. I was going to post something, but all my favorites are already here, so I won’t. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/53 "2003-04-21T23:01:34Z")
😛 **For a Good Lesbian Love-fest call** _insert friend’s ph number here_ Today is tomorrow’s yesterday Look up at the footprints on the ceiling. _on ceiling_ Made ya look! This Space for Rent IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/54 "2003-04-22T00:06:14Z")
Instructions on the Oval Office toilet seat, visible when it’s down: “BM, W!” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/55 "2003-04-22T00:25:03Z")
“Why do they call it ‘taking’ a shit? I leave mine here - I sure don’t take any with me!” ---
**Author:** ![Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/56 "2003-04-22T01:25:28Z")
Seen on a restroom wall on a military base, a remote restroom, quite a ways away from the main part of the base: Flush twice, the chow hall is a long way from here! ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717/57 "2003-04-22T01:56:04Z")
LOL@Fritz\* That’s too funny.😃 IDBB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bathroom-grafiti/169717.md?page=2)