# SDMB Bigoted Asshole Omnibus Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489 "2012-05-29T22:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3503 "2012-07-02T20:47:40Z")
Awesome effort\*\* Miller\*\*. I wouldn’t want this trainwreck closed until **NDD** quotes Earl Butz. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3504 "2012-07-02T20:48:07Z")
This won’t count as displacing that “LOTR written by someone else” as longest thread, will it? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3505 "2012-07-02T20:54:53Z")
Lets hope so because these threads are hella fun. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3506 "2012-07-02T20:55:19Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > I’ve merged the four ongoing threads where **New Deal Democrat** and his friends argue for the cutting edge of 19th century sociology into one thread. It might be a bit hard to follow, as the posts from all four threads are now mingled (one might even say, miscegenated) together according to the date they were posted. > > On the other hand, since all four thread were essentially exactly the same conversation, I don’t think it’s going to be too much of a stumbling block. > > Any new threads on this subject while this one is still going will be closed with, if you’ll excuse the pun, extreme prejudice. > [/Moderating] > [@drewtwo99](#): > > You made me laugh SO out loud, just now. Thanks for that. This moderating note alone made having so many pages of racist garbage worth it. Indeed! I literally LOL’d. Good shit. ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3507 "2012-07-02T20:57:51Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > This won’t count as displacing that “LOTR written by someone else” as longest thread, will it? [Not even close](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=509115&page=241) for longest thread. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3508 "2012-07-02T21:01:45Z")
What have we created? zomg ---
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3509 "2012-07-02T21:05:59Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > I’ve merged the four ongoing threads where **New Deal Democrat** and his friends argue for the cutting edge of 19th century sociology into one thread. It might be a bit hard to follow, as the posts from all four threads are now mingled (one might even say, miscegenated) together according to the date they were posted. > > On the other hand, since all four thread were essentially exactly the same conversation, I don’t think it’s going to be too much of a stumbling block. > > Any new threads on this subject while this one is still going will be closed with, if you’ll excuse the pun, extreme prejudice. > [/Moderating] Or, you know. You could discourage blatant, horrific, racism instead of bending over backwards to give these fuckers a voice here. Oh never mind, I forgot - FREE DEBATE FIGHTING IGNORANCE SMARTEST MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Dord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@The\_Dord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Dord)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3510 "2012-07-02T21:13:51Z")
> [@Myrnalene](#): > > Or, you know. You could discourage blatant, horrific, racism instead of bending over backwards to give these fuckers a voice here. > > Oh never mind, I forgot - FREE DEBATE FIGHTING IGNORANCE SMARTEST MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET! I mean it’s a message board and the 1st amendment must apply here!\* /s - _This is a private message board, they should realize that there is no guaranteed rights to free speech._ ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3511 "2012-07-02T21:21:59Z")
Whoa! It has mutated! [Bloom County] You forgot to buy the Mutant repellent at K-mart! [/BC] ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3512 "2012-07-02T21:22:12Z")
Boxing by position taken rather than by poster. A good approach, but I expect that in the long term banning would be better. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3513 "2012-07-02T21:29:32Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > He still has one in GD to spray his stench in (and **Chuck11’s** , I guess). Didn’t really see any mod reference to that forum. [Moderating] Too clarify, my instruction only pertains to creating additional Pit threads. The acceptable number of these sorts of threads in other fora are at the discretion of the mods of those fora. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3514 "2012-07-02T21:32:05Z")
Yeah, I giggled, too. My preference, though, is with **Myrnalene** : these pitiful creatures ought to be shown the door, and we should be clear that “don’t be a jerk” means “don’t be a raging racist.” ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3515 "2012-07-02T21:41:50Z")
Just saw this thread pop up in my email and was trying to remember when I ever posted to something like this. Was worried there for a few that someone else was using my account again, but I see it’s a thread comprised of multiple other threads that, presumably, I posted to at some point in the past. As it’s up to 71 pages now, I think I’ll disrefrain from searching through to see who I was posting about. Whoever it was, you are still an idiotic rat bastard…and your mama smells of elderberry (your father, on the other hand, serves a vital role on the SDMB keeping the power going, so that’s cool)! -XT ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3516 "2012-07-02T21:46:09Z")
Did you just call his mother a :eek: hamster-fucker?!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3517 "2012-07-02T21:48:12Z")
I did…but in the nicest possible way. It might have been a her, however, as I don’t recall who I was cutting on. Could even have been an ‘it’, if it was NDD or someone of that ilk (can we say ‘ilk’ in the Pit? Don’t want to bring down any Mod displeasure :p). -XT ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3518 "2012-07-02T22:06:28Z")
I’m going to start a Pit thread about how the threads should have been left alone. Maybe an ATMB thread calling out Miller. ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3519 "2012-07-02T22:07:35Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > If black people are so inferior, how come you so seldom see them listening to ABBA, or riding motorcycles? Well, I don’t know if he listened to ABBA, but the Blaxploitation star Fred (the Hammer) Williamson loved to ride motorcycles and certainly dressed like he listened to ABBA. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3520 "2012-07-02T22:13:57Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I’m going to start a Pit thread about how the threads should have been left alone. Maybe an ATMB thread calling out Miller. I heard he tried to move this it to the Giraffe but he got caught. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3521 "2012-07-02T22:16:05Z")
> [@orcenio](#): > > [Not even close](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=509115&page=241) for longest thread. Huh. I stand enlightened. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3522 "2012-07-02T22:23:02Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Why not just admit that you hate me for believing in racial differences in intelligence rather than making up phony criticisms? Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I was attempting to hide the intense scorn and distaste with which I view you? Because I’m not. But it’s not because you believe in racial differences in intelligence; it’s far more due to the ways in which you attempt to hide your bigotry and ignorance by abusing the scientific method. It’s equal parts moral and intellectual outrage, as both sides of your personality are equally loathsome. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=175) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=177)