# SDMB Bigoted Asshole Omnibus Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489 "2012-05-29T22:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/341 "2012-06-01T14:34:33Z")
> [@New\_Deal\_Democrat](#): > > [List of countries by intentional homicide rate - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate) The weird thing for me is that South Africa, and then Russia, are the real outliers there - apparently, there is something about speaking colonial Spanish/Portuguese and/or being in the Caribbean that makes people straight-up murder each other :dubious: Or, of course, a long history of colonialism and _machismo_ cultures… ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/342 "2012-06-01T14:36:22Z")
> [@New\_Deal\_Democrat](#): > > Also, they make sense when we consider previous population pressures. Qualities that had survival value in the African jungle earn one felony convictions in a civilized country. Sweet Jesus mother of _fuck_. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/343 "2012-06-01T14:46:50Z")
> [@New\_Deal\_Democrat](#): > > Whites are more skilled in war, but I do not believe that war has been more prevalent in Europe than in Africa. Currently war is endemic in parts of sub Saharan Africa. It is often combined with mass rape and even cannibalism. Oh reaaaaly? Grab your average white kid from the 'burbs, or shoot, even a NRA card-carrying redneck from Arkansas and let them go toe to toe against a black kid from South Compton. Speaking of gangs, it’s sort of like guerrilla warfare. There’s been a few of those that haven’t gone so well, especially one in the 60s. Something minor, what was it called again? Although, good point on the African rebel militias. Mass rape, pillaging and murder isn’t something whites have ever done. Your dickholes have dickholes. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/344 "2012-06-01T14:56:42Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Grab your average white kid from the 'burbs, or shoot, even a NRA card-carrying redneck from Arkansas and let them go toe to toe against a black kid from South Compton. When whites are good at killing people, it’s because they’re smart. When blacks are good at killing people, it’s because they’re dumb. It’s so obvious! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/345 "2012-06-01T14:56:55Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > NDD- you have not addressed the fact that Africa contains more genetic diversity then the rest of the world combined, yet you lump in all black Africans together, despite the fact that many populations of black Africans are more closely genetically related to European or Asian populations then to certain other black African populations. Is it not completely ridiculous, then, to talk of a “Negro” or “black” race? That’s because he’s being intellectually dishonest. When he thinks black or negro, he’s really only thinking of your garden variety American black/negro. Y’know, the ones we enslaved, then goofed up on with that whole Civil War and emancipation thing, and also the civil rights movement. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/346 "2012-06-01T14:58:35Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > When whites are good at killing people, it’s because they’re smart. When blacks are good at killing people, it’s because they’re dumb. It’s so obvious! Pff. Now that’s science! Nobel Prize _and_ Nobel Peace Prize, please. And remember, no brown M&Ms. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/347 "2012-06-01T15:05:20Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > When whites are good at killing people, it’s because they’re smart. When blacks are good at killing people, it’s because they’re dumb. It’s so obvious! Now, I’ve got it… you just apply different values to the same thing… like the glass is half full or half empty ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/348 "2012-06-01T15:05:04Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > And remember, no brown M&Ms. Racist. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/349 "2012-06-01T15:09:03Z")
> [@New\_Deal\_Democrat](#): > > First of all, and most obviously, I have never said that only blacks commit crimes. I have said that those who claim that I did say that commit the straw man fallacy. > > [http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/straw-man.html](http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/straw-man.html) > > Currently the Russian murder rate per 100,000 inhabitants is 12. That is unusually high for a white nation, but lower than for most countries in Latin America and sub Saharan Africa. > > For example, in Honduras the murder rate per 100,000 inhabitants is 86. In Jamaica it is 39. In South Africa it is 32. > > [List of countries by intentional homicide rate - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate) In other words, **NDD** has discovered the socioeconomic gene and the cultural diversity gene. Which chromosomes are those on again? Aww, nevermind that, let’s bust out the champagne! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/350 "2012-06-01T15:13:14Z")
There might even be a per-capita gene. Get the lab techs working on that – Let’s get toasted! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/351 "2012-06-01T15:19:42Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Racist. I’m not racist. I’m just pointing out the obvious truth. If we could all just accept that the brown M&Ms are dragging down the other colored candies (which should then be segregated into their own dishes, and likewise, given their own water fountains), we’d discover a more enjoyable snacking experience; as we all know, M&Ms have different flavors according to their color. They also instill you with special powers. If you eat the yellow ones, you gain exceptional ability in performing differential calculus. The brown ones taste like stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/352 "2012-06-01T15:29:27Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > If we could all just accept that the brown M&Ms are dragging down the other \*\*colored \*\*candies Colored? Dude, the preferred nomenclature is Confection-American. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/353 "2012-06-01T15:29:51Z")
Isn’t there any way we can all gang up together and make NDD change his name? It’s almost the most idiotic and irritating thing about him. Wait, maybe it’s irony! NDD, is it irony? ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/354 "2012-06-01T15:32:08Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > The flip side to that argument is that you need precisely two shits and a big mouth to get online and start spewing,\ What does “two shits” mean here? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/355 "2012-06-01T15:34:19Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > Isn’t there any way we can all gang up together and make NDD change his name? It’s almost the most idiotic and irritating thing about him. > > Wait, maybe it’s irony! > > NDD, is it irony? If it didn’t work with **Liberal** , it’s not going to work with this clown, I think. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/356 "2012-06-01T15:37:32Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Colored? > > Dude, the preferred nomenclature is Confection-American. Well, the etymology of “colored” derives from the Latin “colos” originally meaning a covering. Or to hide and conceal. Confection derives from the Latin meaning a making, or preparing. So really, considering M&Ms are prepared from a homogenous, milk-chocolate center, and a superficially colored confectionary shell, it’s all just semantics. It’s silly that the brown M&Ms should even feel offended by the term. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/357 "2012-06-01T15:39:53Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > Isn’t there any way we can all gang up together and make NDD change his name? It’s almost the most idiotic and irritating thing about him. > > Wait, maybe it’s irony! > > NDD, is it irony? **NDD** wouldn’t know irony if he was hit on the head with an iron. Wait a minute… That explains everything! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/358 "2012-06-01T15:48:31Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > That’s because he’s being intellectually dishonest. > > When he thinks black or negro, he’s really only thinking of your garden variety American black/negro. Y’know, the ones we enslaved, then goofed up on with that whole Civil War and emancipation thing, and also the civil rights movement. Actually, I’d wager he’s only really thinking of Mrs. Shakima Morgan of Yeehaw, Arkansas ; who punked him throughout high school. Or possibly fired him for gross incompetence at his former job, handing leaflets outside gas stations. Or whom his wife left him for. Well WHO’S INFERIOR NOW ?!, he shouts impotently at the world. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/359 "2012-06-01T15:54:54Z")
He is white, after all, and you know what vengeful, bloodthirsty, warmongering rapists we are. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/360 "2012-06-01T15:56:45Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > He is white, after all, and you know what vengeful, bloodthirsty, warmongering rapists we are. Speak for yourself. I’m not the least bit vengeful. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=19)