# SDMB Bigoted Asshole Omnibus Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489 "2012-05-29T22:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3603 "2012-07-04T12:15:14Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I’m sorry - are you under the impression that I care to continue to engage in your irrelevant semantic tangents? I realized pages ago that you weren’t worth seriously engaging with since you never seem to understand any answer that isn’t “yes” or “no”. i.e. you prefer to ignore or evade questions so that you can hide your special pleading behind a cloak of ambiguity. Goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3604 "2012-07-04T12:18:09Z")
**b84 Mad Libs** Are you disputing that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? Is it your position that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ are not \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? Are you saying you’ve changed your position that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is never \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? Show me where I said \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ or apologize. Do you agree that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ can be \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? In other words, you \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Lol. Goodbye, liar. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3605 "2012-07-04T12:23:25Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > **b84 Mad Libs** > > Are you disputing that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? Is it your position that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ are not \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? Are you saying you’ve changed your position that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is never \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? Show me where I said \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ or apologize. Do you agree that \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ can be \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? In other words, you \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Lol. Goodbye, liar. Lol, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3606 "2012-07-04T12:34:48Z")
Let it be noted that, according to **brazil84** , ignoring or evading questions and refusing to engage with another poster indicates that that poster has no argument to make. Good to know. ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3607 "2012-07-04T15:58:56Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Let it be noted that, according to **brazil84** , ignoring or evading questions and refusing to engage with another poster indicates that that poster has no argument to make. > > Good to know. And thank you for watching another episode of “Hoist On His Own Petard”, 5 millionth edition. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3608 "2012-07-04T16:26:11Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > i.e. you prefer to ignore or evade questions so that you can hide your special pleading behind a cloak of ambiguity. > > Goodbye. Oh yeah, I forgot to make my formal goodbyes. You are a weasel and a liar. Goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3609 "2012-07-04T19:24:33Z")
The only real question left is whether Brazil84 should also be banned. He certainly doesn’t contribute in any way to the board. However, unlike **NDD** , he’s more likely mentally ill than evil. If he was gone tomorrow, the level of discourse here would certainly improve, and the level of stupidity would decrease. However, that could probably be said for other posters as well. So, should \*\*Brazil84 \*\*be banned? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3610 "2012-07-04T19:29:13Z")
Well, sure, if he wasn’t so darned cute! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3611 "2012-07-04T19:34:33Z")
> [@Evil\_Economist](#): > > The only real question left is whether Brazil84 should also be banned. He certainly doesn’t contribute in any way to the board. However, unlike **NDD** , he’s more likely mentally ill than evil. > > If he was gone tomorrow, the level of discourse here would certainly improve, and the level of stupidity would decrease. However, that could probably be said for other posters as well. > > So, should \*\*Brazil84 \*\*be banned? I think if we implemented a rule where willful ignorance of data was a warnable offense, I think he would quickly get himself banned. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3612 "2012-07-04T19:38:22Z")
Do we get to vote now? I have a list! ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3613 "2012-07-04T19:54:07Z")
His post is his list… ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3614 "2012-07-04T21:06:20Z")
[This article in Jezebel](http://jezebel.com/5923108/meet-guy-on-the-internet-champion-of-the-dullards) resonates with me. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3615 "2012-07-05T02:09:43Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > [This article in Jezebel](http://jezebel.com/5923108/meet-guy-on-the-internet-champion-of-the-dullards) resonates with me. Eerily appropriate. On the other hand, you read _Jezebel_? Faaaaaaag! ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3616 "2012-07-05T02:18:54Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Eerily appropriate. On the other hand, you read _Jezebel_? Faaaaaaag! If there had been someone else in the room when I put up that link, I would have won ten bucks off your post. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3617 "2012-07-05T03:50:39Z")
Shit, that ain’t nothin’, **Shodan** reads _Cosmopolitan_. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3618 "2012-07-05T15:06:31Z")
His claim… > [@gamerunknown](#): > > Number of sexual partners presumably grows more heritable through a person’s life. Does that mean sexual voracity is genetic? Your answer… > [@brazil84](#): > > I don’t know if this is true or not. It would be very difficult to measure. You are a complete retard. How the fuck can any person has more sexual partners at the age 9 years, compared to then when they are 20 years old or 40 years? Which means, that at 20 years you have had 15 partners, but at 30 years its only 5 partners, because you are getting older, right? Sure, someone can have sex with 27 women/men when s/he’s 20, but when the husband/wife asks, its only 3 women/men. > [@brazil84](#): > > It would be very difficult to measure. Now, where is this difficult to measure? You start at 0, when you had sex with a person, you add 1.= ONE If you have sex with another person, add 1 more = TWO If you’re then lucky enough to be able to get laid again, add 1 = THREE Since this is difficult for you, how the fuck to you expect us to believe, that you know anything about genetics? Which brings me back to my first point: YOU are a complete idiot of a retard!! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3619 "2012-07-05T15:51:18Z")
“She was my first love - or at least the earliest one I can still remember.” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3620 "2012-07-05T16:06:03Z")
I’ll never forget! A butt to die for, totally kicking upper rack, could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Had a name, too. Pretty sure. They all do, right? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3621 "2012-07-05T16:10:34Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Eppur si muove. I’m glad that your bowels are in working order, but that’s not really relevant to the topic at hand. > [@Gyrate](#): > > Let it be noted that, according to **brazil84** , ignoring or evading questions and refusing to engage with another poster indicates that that poster has no argument to make. So he has [yet another trope](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumor) of his very own. > [@elucidator](#): > > Shit, that ain’t nothin’, **Shodan** reads _Cosmopolitan_. For the articles? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3622 "2012-07-05T16:24:52Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I’ll never forget! A butt to die for, totally kicking upper rack, could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Had a name, too. Pretty sure. They all do, right? “Fantasy.” May have been a stripper. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=180) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=182)